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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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Just now, XYZ said:

Time for the prevent offense.

No

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Protect the DAMN Ball Texas offense...

No

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Don't turtle !

Yes

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Holy shit. What a fucking abortion of a drive where we could have put this game on ice. Fucking shit.

Straw hat on November 29. 🙄

Don't turtle !


What else would we do? I’m predicting two Tech TDs before we run our offense again.

Fuckin serious turtle action way early in the 4th. Come on already

Beat em over the top all game. They start selling out to stop the run.

What do we do? Suck.

15 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Good Lord we fair catch every kick 

It’s an admission ST has no play makers.

hopefully the D can make them run clock while they score.

What happened to Ingram? Is he hurt, or am I just not paying attention? 
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2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 


I thought I had mono for this entire football season. Turns out I was just really bored

 

Lol. Such a great movie 

Oh turtle Tom. It’s too soon to be a gaping vagina 

well to be fair it is POURING right now.   that might have had a bit of impact on our playcalling ability there.

 

although I full expect Tech QB to throw three 20+ yard passes this next drive on us

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

42-38 is still looking good.

My $5 bet says let’s fucking go

Am I the only one that has this nagging feeling that this game is going to end up being a lot close than it should be?

Just now, Lat22 said:

Straw hat on November 29. 🙄

He'll be in that Austin 911 show

Just now, Modessit said:
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
What happened to Ingram? Is he hurt, or am I just not paying attention? 

Both

Makes sense 

Just now, Horn80 said:

It’s an admission ST has no play makers.

Or they can’t catch and run on the same play. 

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I would really love for Sam & Co. to keep their feet on the accelerator here and make me look like a moron instead of a prophet. I'm much more comfortable as a happy idiot than as a cynical sage.

You will take your pussy turtling up 3 and out and you will like it!

The same fucking shit we did after the goal line stand on 4th down. Immediate 3 and out. 4th down stop. And then immediate 3 and out. Keeping Tech alive. We could have stomped on their throats and put this away. They can't stop our pass game at all. Keep doing it. But nope. Turtle Tom hates winning big.

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Let’s go backwards and also not run clock!

Winning is hard

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Every time thou shalt turtle, thy defense shall give up 7 - Mensa 

Let’s win by 1 so everyone can feel like they had a good game...  Put your foot on someone’s fucking throat...

Just now, gecko said:

Am I the only one that has this nagging feeling that this game is going to end up being a lot close than it should be?

well there is the stat that Texas hasnt scored 14 points more than another team in the 4th quarter since the baylor game his first year 

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Let’s go backwards and also not run clock!

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Just now, immamac said:

if texas loses this game tom herman is getting fired 

I would like to know more...

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

It’s an admission ST has no play makers.

Jamison. But for whatever reason he only returns kicks not punts.

I like Jamison.  he's short so tall WR's are going to be an issue but I think the guy is a playmaker in the making.

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I get what you are saying but he hasn't been hurt. that was people trying to make excuses for him.  we are playing an infinitely shittier D which makes everyone look better.

Jett Duffy being the QB also helps our D.

I think you may be mistaken

edit: about Sam

Edited by EastTexan

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