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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Will we see a rematch of the 1996 Sugar Bowl in Orlando?

Maybe

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Ricky Williams on lhn have a little credence to the “is Tom the guy?” Conversation

I really enjoy this winning stuff. Maybe Tom And the buffoons should game plan for this 

Finally dominating a team we should dominate. We needed more of this all year. I get that tech is dog shit but we actually put some things together on both sides of the ball. Finally 

Duv and Rojo. Glad we get Rojo back next season. He's a machine. Man we're gonna miss Duv so badly. I hope we get an actual WR coach who can teach. Same with an actual DB coach (hello, Akina?).

Juwan Mitchell leaves the field before the. "Eyes". Injured? Butt hurt? Late for a Popeyes chicken sammich?


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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Duv and Rojo. Glad we get Rojo back next season. He's a machine. Man we're gonna miss Duv so badly. I hope we get an actual WR coach who can teach. Same with an actual DB coach (hello, Akina?).

It’s amazing how often we are in position but never make a play. I like this group of Green, Jamison, Cook, Watson, Sterns, Foster, and Overshown. 

3 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

I can’t remember a more spectacular face plant by a Longhorn football team in my life. Kansas probably beats us by 21 if we play today. Bowl game is going to be ugly.

Lmao. It’s like some of you poor bastards wanted us to lose today. Sad. 

20 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this conf is just a cluster fuck of pussy as it relates to refs.

Yeah one of our refs retiring can only make it better.

Anyway this was a big win for Tom Herman. He needed to win big and despite his team falling over itself right out of the gate he got it done. I know Texas Tech sucks balls but good on him and his team for not fucking it up.

Got to win the Bowl Game if he hopes to get this shitshow back on track. 8-5 looks more secure and gives him a much better position to hire new assistants and put together a good recruiting class. 7-6, not so much.

Oh and congrats to this Senior Class. They suffered through some brutal seasons, I am glad they get to leave here with at least that Sugar Bowl to look back on.

26 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

tech with 400 yards passing.

62 passes or something crazy 

True. I’m disappointed in coaching. Players did their part. 

hook’em 

Players are 7-5 just like the coaches.

43 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Pancake block - penelty

Hit a guy tiptoe on the sidelines - penelty

Block a guy while he's tackling someone - penelty

 

Your bitching about the refs has reached a new low when you can't even spell "penalty" correctly.

Cool! Apparently when you beat Tech you get not only free water but your pick of any iPhone on the table! Who knew?

#CrazyEyes

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10 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Glad we won today.  Still a disappointing season, though.

It was, I doubt there will be as much optimism to start next season like there was this year. Silver lining is I’m ok with this happening if it brings the necessary staff changes. 

Good win for sure

Orlando and Beck still need to pound sand along with the special teams coach. I wouldn’t shed a tear if Herman was told to go too.

53 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Finally dominating a team we should dominate. We needed more of this all year. I get that tech is dog shit but we actually put some things together on both sides of the ball. Finally 

This.  It didn't feel like watching old people fucking, and not knowing who was going to actually finish.

It was, I doubt there will be as much optimism to start next season like there was this year. Silver lining is I’m ok with this happening if it brings the necessary staff changes. 

I agree with this 100%. I rather see us have prove the media and others wrong vs the shit show which just concluded. Keeps the entitlement crap down too which was like herpes in Austin at the end of the Mack era.
52 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

It’s amazing how often we are in position but never make a play. I like this group of Green, Jamison, Cook, Watson, Sterns, Foster, and Overshown. 

As do I. They're very talented, but whatever Washington is teaching them is the opposite of even average. When I saw Chris Brown make a PBU, he didn't even turn to look for the ball. It left me baffled. Who on earth doesn't teach this?

We need to keep Jake Smith.

we have to start every game down 14-0 because orlando is a shitty coach.  we are never prepared. fix that by getting rid of orlando and we might have something.

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This.  It didn't feel like watching old people fucking, and not knowing who was going to actually finish.

Stop peeking in on your mom and I.

I feel like the DL played more 5 technique today which is why Roach and Bimage went wild.

That was some crazy stuff today.

As I was driving to a family funeral I listened on the satellite radio. When I parked at church it was 14-0 with Tech rolling. I come out of church and turn on the radio and it was 42-24, that's some crazy-ass turnaround.

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I feel like the DL played more 5 technique today which is why Roach and Bimage went wild.

I noticed the same thing.

To think that allowing our DE to line up at - ya know - DE position could have made this big of a difference almost makes it worse.

59 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stop peeking in on your mom and I.

If it was you and her, I know who'd finish first.

46 minutes ago, gecko said:

 

One of the things CDC needs to address. That bullshit playing up until they snap the ball is for the Houstons 

Did he tell the band, or the crowd? It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Big12 refs warned the crowd.

No new Bowl forecasts today.

When the dust clears, I won’t be surprised to see us vs ag’s in Texas Bowl.

IDMAS.  Piss on Waco, Norman and aggy.  Top 5 recruiting class is coming with some badass new coordinators.  

i like winning

Herman and Co can still go ride a rusty razor blade naked into a pool of boiling komodo spit.

1 hour ago, gecko said:

 

big xii refs can ride in after them

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I feel like the DL played more 5 technique today which is why Roach and Bimage went wild.

It’s like in Waco they learned that 5 tech is ok with 3 down. Especially when your linebackers can’t get outside to cover that responsibility. 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

As do I. They're very talented, but whatever Washington is teaching them is the opposite of even average. When I saw Chris Brown make a PBU, he didn't even turn to look for the ball. It left me baffled. Who on earth doesn't teach this?

I think it depends on if they have inside or outside leverage maybe. Most of the time you want to have the player watch the receiver for cues on when to stick their hands in. Turning to find the ball isn't always a good idea. 

 

Seems to me they should warn the dumbotron operator about pre-snap noise....

Just now, El Diablo said:

I think it depends on if they have inside or outside leverage maybe. Most of the time you want to have the player watch the receiver for cues on when to stick their hands in. Turning to find the ball isn't always a good idea. 

I see what you mean. It's just I never see them do it, or I'm missing it. 

Amazing what can happen when you get a real lead, the opponent abandons the run, and you can pin your ears back and attack the offense. 

And that offense is Tech.

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Amazing what can happen when you get a real lead, the opponent abandons the run, and you can pin your ears back and attack the offense. 

And that offense is Tech.

Mother fuck this. Fuck your ball control tom. 

 

 

 

Amazing what can happen when...the opponent...is Tech.

 

I edited your post a bit to remove some unnecessary words.

 

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Amazing what can happen when you get a real lead, the opponent abandons the run, and you can pin your ears back and attack the offense. 

And that offense is Tech.

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48 minutes ago, triplelonghorn said:

Wait don't all bands do that?!

Yup

One of the things CDC needs to address. That bullshit playing up until they snap the ball is for the Houstons 
houston? no that is smu peruna bullshit.

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