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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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#203
*opposing team gets 11 yards on first down*
this is a great time to play the eyes of texas fanfare!
Maybe they want everyone to look at how shitty we are so there is a coaching change.
#208
Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Sitting here watching this team play, it seems unbelievable that they have won 6 games.

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

#209

Remember when everyone thought Orlando was gonna get a head coaching gig?...

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#214
I’m as disappointed as everyone with our season. I just believe Coach Herman has the chops to fix it next year.
are you on dope?
#216
1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And what makes you think he has those chops? What has he done to make you think that? We suck. He sucks. It’s only a matter of time until he’s gone. So fuck off with your dumbass bullshit. 

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

#222

Stupid drive-killing mistakes on offense. Huge cushion to give up first downs and a quick score on D. That’s our brand. And we own that space like nobody else.

If this team was a horse, you’d shoot it.

#227

Well. Time to go finish putting up the Christmas lights. Fuck this shit

 

It’s worth repeating. This team has mailed it in and is toxic for recruiting purpose.

 

Fuck you Herman and Orlando

 

And Fuck You CDC if you don’t do something about this shit in a few hours after we end 6-6.

 

#229

CDC needs to walk down to the field and kick Herman square in the nuts. 

#233
Just now, BrickHorn said:

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

parks and recreation technology GIF

#234
1 minute ago, texaslong said:

We are getting blown out today

That might be the only thing that will get Orlando shitcanned.

#238

Nice hold missed. Nice to see foster tackling air. 4 guys covering 1 and multiple receivers undefended/uncovered.

#241

Just turned this on.  How amazing that I can guess exactly what's happened already. Fuck. 

#242

I can’t fucking believe I changed my predict the score game to Texas feom Tech. I’m a bigger dumbass than this team

#244

My ideal outcome for this game would be Texas winning a shootout on a last second field goal. The only thing I have seen so far that could keep that outcome from happening would be Texas' offense actually being worse than Tech's defense.

My least ideal outcome would have been losing a low scoring defensive battle. Fortunately, that can't happen now, because Texas is clearly not going to be stopping Tech at any point today.

#245

They just ran that guy on a simple route to open grass away from the safety who was lined up 20 yards off him in the end zone.  It doesn’t matter if Brandon Jones is Earl Thomas.  The alignment cannot stop that play if it’s a good route and throw.  

#246
Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

Oh great, everyone wants the humiliated guy in fear of losing his job as the head guy! He fucking sucks and Tech is about to roll us. Enjoy being in that morgue of a stadium right now. Sure is fun 

#249
2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Brandon Jones has been coached to be Ass my Dude. 

FIFY

#250

There has to be more to the story of this abortion of a football season.  These fucksticks have completely given up and mailed it in.  

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