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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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*opposing team gets 11 yards on first down*
this is a great time to play the eyes of texas fanfare!
Maybe they want everyone to look at how shitty we are so there is a coaching change.

Horns and Cowboys might have the same record today.

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Sitting here watching this team play, it seems unbelievable that they have won 6 games.

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

Remember when everyone thought Orlando was gonna get a head coaching gig?...

Edited by SDG

This team has given up. But let’s change out 10 assistant coaches and keep the head guy that hired them all! Makes sense!

These garbage DBs aren't anywhere close to the receivers.   Not even close..   Fucking pathetic.

And its obvious this team has quit on the coaching staff.

I’m as disappointed as everyone with our season. I just believe Coach Herman has the chops to fix it next year.
are you on dope?
2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You have confidence left? 

It’s gone now. Lol

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And what makes you think he has those chops? What has he done to make you think that? We suck. He sucks. It’s only a matter of time until he’s gone. So fuck off with your dumbass bullshit. 

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

Stupid drive-killing mistakes on offense. Huge cushion to give up first downs and a quick score on D. That’s our brand. And we own that space like nobody else.

If this team was a horse, you’d shoot it.

ESPN still has Texas winning probability for this game at 58.9%.  Somebody needs to reboot the server.

Brandon Jones is second strong on most top high schools today 

Good weather for sleeping.

Well. Time to go finish putting up the Christmas lights. Fuck this shit

 

It’s worth repeating. This team has mailed it in and is toxic for recruiting purpose.

 

Fuck you Herman and Orlando

 

And Fuck You CDC if you don’t do something about this shit in a few hours after we end 6-6.

 

CDC needs to walk down to the field and kick Herman square in the nuts. 

Lol at Jones’s body language after the TD.

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

 


I’ll have whiskey dick by halftime

 

Whose?

Just now, BrickHorn said:

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

parks and recreation technology GIF

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

We are getting blown out today

That might be the only thing that will get Orlando shitcanned.

Terrible technique by Senior Safety Brandon Jones on that Tech TD...

DAMN...

Meh. This isn’t even close to puncturing my apathy 

Nice hold missed. Nice to see foster tackling air. 4 guys covering 1 and multiple receivers undefended/uncovered.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

"CDC, cure this cancer."

Center for Disease Control.

Just turned this on.  How amazing that I can guess exactly what's happened already. Fuck. 

I can’t fucking believe I changed my predict the score game to Texas feom Tech. I’m a bigger dumbass than this team

My ideal outcome for this game would be Texas winning a shootout on a last second field goal. The only thing I have seen so far that could keep that outcome from happening would be Texas' offense actually being worse than Tech's defense.

My least ideal outcome would have been losing a low scoring defensive battle. Fortunately, that can't happen now, because Texas is clearly not going to be stopping Tech at any point today.

They just ran that guy on a simple route to open grass away from the safety who was lined up 20 yards off him in the end zone.  It doesn’t matter if Brandon Jones is Earl Thomas.  The alignment cannot stop that play if it’s a good route and throw.  

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

Oh great, everyone wants the humiliated guy in fear of losing his job as the head guy! He fucking sucks and Tech is about to roll us. Enjoy being in that morgue of a stadium right now. Sure is fun 

Can CDC just drive Mensa out to ABIA so he can fire him right on the tarmac?

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Brandon Jones has been coached to be Ass my Dude. 

FIFY

There has to be more to the story of this abortion of a football season.  These fucksticks have completely given up and mailed it in.  

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