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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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Ill never understand why we dont press more often to disrupt the timing of these throws. Let superior athletes be athletic.

I can’t remember a more spectacular face plant by a Longhorn football team in my life. Kansas probably beats us by 21 if we play today. Bowl game is going to be ugly.

I've heard rumors of a time when we didn't suck. I put the likelihood of those rumors being true somewhere between Oswald acting alone and the lizard people.

Because we don’t have superior athletes

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Maybe Herman needs to headbutt some more guys.

Starting with Orlando

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We should just do what your handle is. Drink liquor and play poker. 

Fuck Herman!

Well, I’m halfway there. Need to find some cards while I can still walk. 

running game working...

 

i cant wait till we throw it 2 yards again


He’s played since getting hurt a month ago?

I have a hard time blaming these DBs they even been playing hurt all year, sometimes leaving the game multiple times because they can’t even lift an arm. They’re all beat up, they will be much better next year

We have got to create some stability (even if it means sucking all the joy out of our fanbase). When there is stability, you don't feel pain any more. /CDC

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

 

2. Either put aggy back on the schedule for Thanksgiving or T+1, or just play whatever game we have on Saturday.  I’d prefer we play aggy and beat their asses 75% of the time like we did before we became the pussified LHN “at least we make money!” football program. 

i'm just glad they're not trying to do this shit on thanksgiving night against the NFL 

Just now, Mileslong said:


I have a hard time blaming these DBs they even been playing hurt all year, sometimes leaving the game multiple times because they can’t even lift an arm. They’re all beat up, they will be much better next year

they are all beat up because they keep going for the Madden PS4-style killshot instead of just wrapping up and tackling

Let not your heart be troubled, TEXAS will get its 1st TD and the end of the 4th Q.

I turned down two sets of tix for this, including some sweet VIP tickets.

I am a brilliant motherfucker.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

orlando makes $1,700,000? 

and Jimbo tried to hire him.

Time for a Sam run up the gut for zero

Edited by Homercles

orlando makes $1,700,000? 

We like to pay people to not give a shit.

Who gives a fuck if we come back and beat a shitty 4-7 tech team? Lol. What’s sad is we are in a dog fight with a 4-7 tech team to end the season at home. 

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Duvernay still gives a fuck.

Amazing really since he basically sat for three years and has been the lone bright spot this year.  

That was the lowest effort 4th and short I've ever seen.

Danny Young must not go to class, why is he not getting a shot after a season of below average RB play.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

menso going for it on 4th for sure

and yet again we dont convert a fucking 4th down inside the fucking 25 yard line of the other team. 

 

thats what,  like 7 times so far this year?

Everyone knew why was coming and we ran it anyway hah

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