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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

what I want to know is why the fuck todd Orlando was talking to the opposing head coach for several minutes 5 minutes before kickoff. What the fuck could you possibly have to talk about with him over your defensive unit that is underperforming? 

Telling him how dumb the fans are and how the players don’t execute.

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Wells is already working the refs while Tom is likely have a 4-way conversation about who did not strain enough on that 4th down play. 

I've seen this show before.

hate reruns.

silver lining: i am not wet.

I think our band needs to make a statement by just leaving the stadium after halftime. 

Welp fuck the bowl game today’s the end of Texas football this season 

that running play sums up our defense.  should have been a 5 yard loss.  picks up 18.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

what I want to know is why the fuck todd Orlando was talking to the opposing head coach for several minutes 5 minutes before kickoff. What the fuck could you possibly have to talk about with him over your defensive unit that is underperforming? 

Networking for his next job.

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

That was the lowest effort 4th and short I've ever seen.

What kind of special idiot runs a QB sneak on 4th and a yard and a half? That's for when you're 4th and less than a yard. 

Couldn’t be any more obvious that the last thing they want to be doing is playing a football game. 

We had a great plan on that 4th down and failed to execute.

Didn't you hear? It's all about us this week. We'll do what we do worst.

Tech rb looking like barry sanders

Even the shittiest Strong-coached teams seemed like they cared. They just weren’t very good. This team doesn’t even give a shit. I blame the coaching staff 100%.

Sneak on 4th and two? When the fuck did Herman start watching football? In college? WTF is wrong with these guys. Their fucking hurry up bullshit sucks ass

8 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Is it too early to crack open the scotch bottle?

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aggy got lucky Brandon Jones chose us. Never go with aggy leans

Everyday we stray further from God

they are going to go right down the field and score again.

you can literally put the fork in us if that happens

Does Tom ditch 11 personnel if we go down 14-0? Just let Sam call the plays.

So far this debacle is on the players

I would bench Jones if he's going to play this uninspired on his Sr Day....but that's me

I hope when the final whistle blows on this game, Herman and Orlando are escorted out of the field and their offices by security. 

3 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Passing plays were moving the ball straight up the field.

So what does Mensa do?  Call three running plays straight into the Tech D-line.

Mensa is his own worst enemy sometimes.

You mean they can tell when we're going to run? Wonder if Herman knows any of this? No, you say? Shocking.

11 plays 80 yards TD.  about to go down 14 to Jett Duffy.

lol at people on here who said Tech was terrible, and Texas would handily beat them today.

So if Tech is terrible, what does that make Texas now?

 

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

aggy got lucky Brandon Jones chose us. Never go with aggy leans

Damn shitty performance by Brandon so far...

Just now, LTtxfan said:

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drinking right now and dont give a fuck. I'll be drunk by 2pm and peeing on myself by 5

If the band leaves the stadium at half time maybe the AD, CDC, will just throw Herman’s contract in the trash?

Just now, Goodman said:

Does Tom ditch 11 personnel if we go down 14-0? Just let Sam call the plays.

I say you put Thompson in and let him improvise.

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

This is 1997 John Mackovic.  The team has quit.

Yep.

they are all beat up because they keep going for the Madden PS4-style killshot instead of just wrapping up and tackling

I’ve seen a rash of shoulder injuries, stingers etc in the pros and college. I think it’s because of the new tackling rules causing players to move their heads at last second to avoid penalties and putting the force of the hit on exposed shoulders, arms and collar bones in bad positions

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