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Not sure if there is already a fire horny thread.

Special teams is a clown hole. I can't see a single upside to this slapdick unless being a rape enthusiast is valued by someone. The entire unit doesn't need to be an afterthought just because Herman wants to provide a gig for his bro bud.

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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Warhime is also the special teams coach. They're both stupid. 

Warehime coaches from a toilet. 

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We have negative punt return yards on the season. No team has done worse. Literally not one team. Anyone here would be an improvement on the season by managing just a one yard average or not fair catching or not touching a single punt. Fuck Tom Hyman.

We have negative punt return yards on the season. No team has done worse. Literally not one team. Anyone here would be an improvement on the season by managing just a one yard average or not fair catching or not touching a single punt. Fuck Tom Hyman.

Brandon Jones big return a few weeks ago got them to positive return yards.
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20 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Brandon Jones big return a few weeks ago got them to positive return yards.

Extend Casey Horny. 

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Did this guy survive the firing squad?

Facts:

— there was no firing squad 

— the squad has done nothing in their time here but always be advocates for not firing

 

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Facts:

— there was no firing squad 

— the squad has done nothing in their time here but always be advocates for not firing

 

Firing is hard. It's a lot of paperwork. You have to then form a hiring committee to find a replacement which involves interviews. It's easier just to maintain status quo and collect paychecks doing minimal work. 

The dude was the quality control coordinator who oversaw one of the biggest scandals in CFB history.  

His employment is a black eye for for both CFB and the 40 Acres.  

1 minute ago, Chet Steadman said:

The dude was the quality control coordinator who oversaw one of the biggest scandals in CFB history.  

Seems a bit hyperbolic to describe a really bad special teams unit like that but I tend to agree with you here.

I'm out of rep, but so much this. He's already THREE YEARS overdue. Oh,and his unit is arguably the worst part of a shitty team. He should've been gone first - and he fucking well better be gone ASAP. 

 

In summation: fuck you, Casey Horny, you rape apologist piece of shit. Fuck off to Mt. Vernon or some shit and fuck up their special teams. 

On 11/29/2019 at 12:36 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Warhime is also the special teams coach. They're both stupid. 

Why not fire both.

My guess is that this one will happen quietly, if it happens at all. I know there are plenty of folks who bring up this guy to UT people regularly. He can’t be worth the headache. 

11 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Seems a bit hyperbolic to describe a really bad special teams unit like that but I tend to agree with you here.

You should, once you understand who and what the "special teams" are.

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I believe he was still retained after the reshuffle last year. I hope he doesn't make it through again.

37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I believe he was still retained after the reshuffle last year. I hope he doesn't make it through again.

Machinator was clearly kept in a basement by Herman...I’m gonna figure it out.

anyways, Horny will be gone. I have a feeling we are getting g a through cleaning of Herman and his fake ass 1-0 culture. One of the things CDC said about sark was getting a guy that has character, which I took as implying they also knew Herman was a jack ass piece of shit

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44 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I believe he was still retained after the reshuffle last year. I hope he doesn't make it through again.

THE MACHINE IS ALIVE

 

  • 3 weeks later...

He probably got a buy out and gets to park on the couch for a year while his hot MD wife comforts him. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Pics of wife?

Not worth a look, but if you just have to..

 

peek

He is a tiny man. In the pic with him and all the special teams guys (who aren’t monsters), he looked like a little kid. 

2 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Not worth a look, but if you just have to..

 

peek

That little girl looks familiar:

 

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On 12/2/2019 at 7:07 AM, Pimphand said:

 

13 month later pos rep for the Skate Nigs. Saw them open for The Revolting Cocks. 

On 1/20/2021 at 8:07 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

LOL self neg it’s been 10+ years since I saw a pic

there is no unicorn

  • 3 weeks later...

Urban being in hot water this morning reminded me again of this douchebag. Anyone know if he's been walked out yet? Twitter bio remains unchanged.

It would not be a good look to go from analyst to fired HC pool boy while he lounges around for a year.

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Surprised the guy didn't follow his buddy to da bears...

Wonder where their other dude OG is gonna end up??

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51 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Came here to say this lmfao

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