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Fair enough. A good downtown area is good enough for me, I just didn’t think Orlando had much of one
it dosen't
17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Cool.  Ban me.  Please.  I can no longer enable your child predatory overtures.  

@immamac

Please put this unstable fucking name dropper out of his misery....

 

Also the Camping World Bowl sounds like something you could get chiggers at...make sure you take your pants.

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2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Stadium sucks, mob your way in, people waiting in line for 1+ hours and missing kickoff trying to be orderly. Total shit show as far as planning.

This bullshit happened to me at the damn Super Bowl in Houston in 2004. Nice long orderly line of people waiting to get in and then BOOOOOOOM the order breaks down and it's a damn mob scene. A couple people cut in line and all of a sudden there is no fucking line after we had been standing in it for more than an hour. You'd have thought that the NFL at the fucking Super Bowl would have had its shit together better. We ended up missing the introductions and the SSB and got to our seats just as the opening kickoff happened. 

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE, CITRUS BOWL!!!!!

Orlando is cool, the downtown is fun.
Stadium sucks, mob your way in, people waiting in line for 1+ hours and missing kickoff trying to be orderly. Total shit show as far as planning.
Florida v Miami was there week 0, I had fun. Shit12 refs for that game lol
dt orlando blows. bunch a millenial tards plastic cookie cutter boring bars.
Every time I’m in Florida, I get the feeling the whole place is one big swinger community. 
it is. old swingers and old jewish swingers. the villages is the epicenter of old swingers. boca is the epicenter of old jewish swingers.
what do the players get in this gift bag? an acorn trailer to go camping in?
A flag. Not just any flag, but a really fucking massive American flag.
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I'm gonna ask you one time not to mention my children on this thread ever again.  I'm asking you nicely, as a parent.  On the dad threads or family threads, okay.  I brought them up in the context of this bowl game in the sense that it would be a pain in the ass for them (and me).  They've never been to Disney because my seven month old is still having medical issues.  I ned you to know your place and shut the fuck up for once in your fucking sad life.  I can bring up my kids.  You can bring up your kids.  Don't mention mine again on the football thread.
What I need you now to do is go make predictably sassy comments as a shell the human being you are.  Don't say one more fucking word about my children on this thread.  I cannot make it more clear.  It's not threat, it's a reflection on the woefully disappointing human being you've turned out to be.  
 
Think you can handle one fucking request for the first time in your sad life you piece of shit/  ???


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3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
10 minutes ago, Zavala said:
Orlando is cool, the downtown is fun.
Stadium sucks, mob your way in, people waiting in line for 1+ hours and missing kickoff trying to be orderly. Total shit show as far as planning.
Florida v Miami was there week 0, I had fun. Shit12 refs for that game lol

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dt orlando blows. bunch a millenial tards plastic cookie cutter boring bars.

Hm.. maybe it was just fun because it was full of Florida and Miami fans, and there was pregame craziness going on in the streets.

Wall Street plaza was the only fun thing after the game really, but that area had a stage with live music too.

[mention=397]immamac[/mention]
Please put this unstable fucking name dropper out of his misery....
 
Also the Camping World Bowl sounds like something you could get chiggers at...make sure you take your pants.
cwb aka the shitrus bowel. great place. not. my old landlord's late husband was an undercover cop working a UCF game there in the parking lot and got shot and killed by an orlando cop. idoits.

Maybe we can play ND and win so the announcers can declare that “Texas is back”.

What’s the best strip club in Orlando ?
King Of Diamonds.

in south florida
Just now, MrPhlegm said:
9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
[mention=397]immamac[/mention]
Please put this unstable fucking name dropper out of his misery....
 
Also the Camping World Bowl sounds like something you could get chiggers at...make sure you take your pants.

cwb aka the shitrus bowel. great place. not. my old landlord's late husband was an undercover cop working a UCF game there in the parking lot and got shot and killed by an orlando cop. idoits.

Make that pants AND a bulletproof vest.  Good tip Phlegm.

7 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
14 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


Fair enough. A good downtown area is good enough for me, I just didn’t think Orlando had much of one

it dosen't

Well it's better than sending them down I-Drive or OBT....you know what OBT is probably better.

6 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

This bullshit happened to me at the damn Super Bowl in Houston in 2004. Nice long orderly line of people waiting to get in and then BOOOOOOOM the order breaks down and it's a damn mob scene. A couple people cut in line and all of a sudden there is no fucking line after we had been standing in it for more than an hour. You'd have thought that the NFL at the fucking Super Bowl would have had its shit together better. We ended up missing the introductions and the SSB and got to our seats just as the opening kickoff happened. 

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE, CITRUS BOWL!!!!!

Yeah that day I've learned that being the nice guy makes you finish last in those situations.

It was all olds and people with kids in line, then all the kids mobbing just overpowered the front entry.

They were literally policing the line to make sure nobody cut too, but at the front part of the gate opening there was just a mob flowing in alongside of the line lol. The line had a worse angle at it too because it was along the gate and had to turn around to squeeze through. Chaos. Stupid fucks who run that stadium are idiots for making 2 of the 4 entries special "fan experience areas" or whatever.

Make that pants AND a bulletproof vest.  Good tip Phlegm.
yeah he was a ucf cop looking to bust people for mip. fucking stupid deal all around.
3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Maybe we can play ND and win so the announcers can declare that “Texas is back”.

Haha

At least we don't have to play a game in Jerry World this year.

Well it's better than sending them down I-Drive or OBT....you know what OBT is probably better.

yeah obt is pretty fucking blatant

 

and Idrive? it blows. only time I go there is for the imax at the point.

 

You can bitch about it Vic but a Camping World slot against Notre Dame would be a pretty damn good outcome (and way more than this team deserves).

Haha
At least we don't have to play a game in Jerry World this year.
hey jerry world sucks ass but at least there is a jitb across the street.
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31 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Do you know something? Is this where Texas is going? Well at least it is not the Texas Bowl.

This Bowl game is pretty big for Tom Herman. He needs a decisive win if he wants to hire good assistants and regain recruiting momentum.

It's just something the announcers mentioned once the game was over and the time was winding down that there was a very good chance we go to this bowl. They said it is formerly known as the Citrus Bowl. Obviously no one knows yet but going to this shit ass bowl would be the fitting bow to end this season. 

Orange Blossom Trail should be on the national registry of communicable diseases. 

Does that make it the world championship?
Of mother fucking camping!
That's in tents!
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Just now, Skipper said:

You can bitch about it Vic but a Camping World slot against Notre Dame would be a pretty damn good outcome (and way more than this team deserves).

Notre Dame is a 2 loss team and ranked like 15 right now. Why would they be slotted in this shit ass bowl? Not saying you are wrong but I don't keep up with how they slot bowls any longer.

Notre Dame is a 2 loss team and ranked like 15 right now. Why would they be slotted in this shit ass bowl? Not saying you are wrong but I don't keep up with how they slot bowls any longer.
slots? thats in tampa
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Just now, MrPhlegm said:
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
Notre Dame is a 2 loss team and ranked like 15 right now. Why would they be slotted in this shit ass bowl? Not saying you are wrong but I don't keep up with how they slot bowls any longer.

slots? thats in tampa

Where do I find the latin whores in Florida?

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Notre Dame is a 2 loss team and ranked like 15 right now. Why would they be slotted in this shit ass bowl? Not saying you are wrong but I don't keep up with how they slot bowls any longer.

ND could go to the Orange Bowl, depending how the SEC / Big Ten finish out their year. 

22 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Notre Dame would kick our ass.

Bulldogs said that too.

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

ND could go to the Orange Bowl, depending how the SEC / Big Ten finish out their year. 

That makes much more sense than them going to this bowl to face a 5 loss Texas team. A lot of teams ahead of them are about to lose this week and next since a lot of them are going to play and beat each other. And we all know the committee and media loves them some ND so they are going to climb in the rankings once that happens.

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Where do I find the latin whores in Florida?

You remind me of that guy in Slap Shot always was talking about snatch. 

Would rather play Virginia Tech than Notre Dame. 

ND still recruits in Texas. Could hurt if (when) they beat us. 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Notre Dame is a 2 loss team and ranked like 15 right now. Why would they be slotted in this shit ass bowl? Not saying you are wrong but I don't keep up with how they slot bowls any longer.

I don't know exactly but I know that's pretty much where everyone projects Notre Dame to end up.  I think they likely take Texas over 8-4 Iowa St.  If Okie state manages to upset OU (which wouldn't surprise me at all) then OSU would definitely be selected ahead of us.

Notre Dame contractually falls to them if they’re below a certain level. They’ve tied into ACC bowls

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

You remind me of that guy in Slap Shot always was talking about snatch. 

Paul Newman made some really odd choices on the roles he took.

More Vanessa talk, please.

Just now, El Diablo said:

Paul Newman made some really odd choices on the roles he took.

More Vanessa talk, please.

Yes, back to Vanessa.  One must have priorities.

This is pretty much what I expect from every Vic Mackey thread. Glad it’s lived up to my sewer level expectations. 

Guys. I will not be bringing my kids to Disney or the game 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys. I will not be bringing my kids to Disney or the game 

Why you gotta bring "kids" into this den of iniquity, asshole!!!!?????

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Heard the swag was Charlie’s Angels movie tickets. Damn. 

The good one or the bad one?

I care. I am going to spend the next 8 months without Texas football, bitching about how long the off season is.  I care about every Texas football game. Bring on the fighting Irish. 

11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

You remind me of that guy in Slap Shot always was talking about snatch. 

Steel Shank?

36 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

[Insert team of choice]  would kick our ass.

Fixed

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The good one or the bad one?

There was a good one?

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is pretty much what I expect from every Vic Mackey thread. 

A lot of replies and discussion? Me too. Thanks for being one of the replies.

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