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i've never been to Orlando so i'm slightly intrigued by this.  some people loooooove Orlando.

 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

There was a good one?

Depends how high you get 

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys. I will not be bringing my kids to Disney or the game 

I  too, will not be bringing your kids.

 

come at me bro

18 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Bulldogs said that too.

Ha! This year’s team can’t sniff last year’s jocks.

Georgia would bend us over this year.

ND would skull fuck us, which is why FSU would be my preference. They're worse than we are, and I'd like to see us get 8 wins. They can't throw, and Akers won't be an issue because their o-line is on par with ours from 2007-2016. 

I don’t want to mention any names. But someone on this thread is potentially a complete psychopath.

5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Ha! This year’s team can’t sniff last year’s jocks.

Georgia would bend us over this year.

Bulldogs said that too.

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I  too, will not be bringing your kids.

 

come at me bro

Listen keep your kids out of your mouth. I’m only asking you this a few times 

24 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

You remind me of that guy in Slap Shot always was talking about snatch. 

Morris Wanchuk:  Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A.

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's just something the announcers mentioned once the game was over and the time was winding down that there was a very good chance we go to this bowl. They said it is formerly known as the Citrus Bowl. Obviously no one knows yet but going to this shit ass bowl would be the fitting bow to end this season. 

I mean what did you expect going 7-5?

At least it is one we haven't gone to before.

36 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Less kids talk.

More Vanessa talk. 

Vanessa has kids but don’t you dare bring them up, you fucker!

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah there won't be a Riverwalk type situation near the stadium, but I do think Downtown Orlando is underrated. Maybe it was just because it wasn't Disney which was all I cared about on my days off, but it had a nice scene.

I honestly didn't know there was a downtown Orlando.  

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Also the Camping World Bowl sounds like something you could get chiggers at...make sure you take your pants.

Don't talk about my pants ever again, you psycho.

32 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I  too, will not be bringing your kids.

 

come at me bro

You'll never connect with them as a step father if you don't do fun shit with them, Steve. 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

@immamac

Also the Camping World Bowl sounds like something you could get chiggers at...make sure you take your pants.

Don't bring this up again in the football thread.  Only gonna tell you once, nicely, because I'm in pest control.

And, you animal, they are chegroes, for the love of god.

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Don't talk about my pants ever again, you psycho.

Is there a pants talk appropriate thread here? I have thoughts to share.

Ex wife is from Orlando. Fuck that shit-heap. I have a kid with her too, he’s eight, and he’s been to Disney World. I think that he’s offer a Pepsi to Lobo’s kids if they ever crossed paths. Just saying.

 

1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:

Ex wife is from Orlando. Fuck that shit-heap. I have a kid with her too, he’s eight, and he’s been to Disney World. Is that okay to say?

You just made the list

52 minutes ago, Horn21 said:

' don’t want to mention any names. But someone on this thread is potentially a complete psychopath.

You're going to have to narrow this down.  There are more than a few candidates in this thread.

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55 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

keep your kids out of your mouth.

Kinky.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Listen keep your kids out of your mouth. I’m only asking you this a few times 

He’s a priest?

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I just want to go on record as saying that I will be taking neither myself nor my kids to the Camping World Bowl. That it is all.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm gonna ask you one time not to mention my children on this thread ever again.  I'm asking you nicely, as a parent.  On the dad threads or family threads, okay.  I brought them up in the context of this bowl game in the sense that it would be a pain in the ass for them (and me).  They've never been to Disney because my seven month old is still having medical issues.  I ned you to know your place and shut the fuck up for once in your fucking sad life.  I can bring up my kids.  You can bring up your kids.  Don't mention mine again on the football thread.

What I need you now to do is go make predictably sassy comments as a shell the human being you are.  Don't say one more fucking word about my children on this thread.  I cannot make it more clear.  It's not threat, it's a reflection on the woefully disappointing human being you've turned out to be.  

 

Think you can handle one fucking request for the first time in your sad life you piece of shit/  ???

Lobo, I challenged you on something you said on another thread and you totally lost your shit there too.  Take a look at what's really bothering you and address it.  Life's too short.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Depends how high you get 

Don't think I could ever get that "high".  I do love me some Lucy Lui though. 

Is the Independence Bowl in Shreveport with Beth Mowins calling the game an option?  Because that would be great.

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Lobo, I challenged you on something you said on another thread and you totally lost your shit there too.  Take a look at what's really bothering you and address it.  Life's too short.

Maybe he is fed up with Tom Herman and Jason Garrett...

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Is the Independence Bowl in Shreveport with Beth Mowins calling the game an option?  Because that would be great.

One can only hope.  Stay in Bossier City to gamble and maybe pick up one of Marge Simpson’s sisters.  Then try to avoid a bridge collapse when driving back to the Metroplex after the game. 

If you told the Camping World Bowl execs three years ago that they would have Texas in their bowl game in three years, I think they would be pretty happy. 

Just now, Couch said:

If you told the Camping World Bowl execs three years ago that they would have Texas in their bowl game in three years, I think they would be pretty happy. 

nevermind three years ago, If you had told those same people ten months ago, they would have swallowed Herman's ejaculate.  

Keep Tom Herman’s unborn knuckle children out of your mouth and off of this thread, you goddamn penis-breathed mother fucker! I’ll only ask you nicely this one time. 

9 hours ago, mdmost said:

Okay. You made the comment in jest. I returned it in jest. I’ll ask you not to be a vagina as I’ve never referenced your kids before. If you don’t want it brought up, don’t bring it up to begin with. Maybe don’t bring up your kids in anything other than those dad threads if you’re going to be a bitch about someone joking about the exact thing you previously joked about.

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Is the Independence Bowl in Shreveport with Beth Mowins calling the game an option?  Because that would be great.

When I was at Ole Miss, we owned the Independence Bowl during that realm. As shitty of a bowl as it was, it sure was fun beating Tech and OU. But that was then, when that bowl was what we were happy with. Texas playing in that bowl would kind of upset me. Sorry, I always have held Texas to a higher standard. But I feel like that bowl is still something that WE (a then 7-3 Ole Miss team) played in, not y’all.

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

nevermind three years ago, If you had told those same people ten months ago, they would have swallowed Herman's ejaculate.  

Really shouldn't talk about Tom's unborn children.

I learned something on this thread. FSU is actually bowl eligible...

26 minutes ago, gecko said:

I learned something on this thread. FSU is actually bowl eligible...

Why’d they fire Willie ????

Bowl hasn't been the same since Poulan dropped sponsorship.  

Talked to Mrs CL about a possible family trip to the Camping World Bowl and she said no but I could go on my own. 

Does anyone have any kids that they'd like for me to take to the Camping World Bowl?

50 minutes ago, gecko said:

I learned something on this thread. FSU is actually bowl eligible...

but how? FSU's 6 wins are La-Monroe (barely), Louisville, NC State, Syracuse, Boston College and Alabama State.   Is AL State a viable FBS win?

FSU at Florida today.

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Did I miss something or is this a done deal? Asking for me. I will attend this game if we are in it to win it.

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46 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Bowl hasn't been the same since Poulan dropped sponsorship.  

I'm gonna ask you one time not to mention lawn equipment on this thread ever again.  I'm asking you nicely, as a landscaper.  On the yard threads or lawn equipment threads, okay.  I brought them up in the context of this bowl game in the sense that it would be a pain in the ass to get them serviced.  They've never been to Shreveport because I forgot to drain the gas and the carburetor is gummed up.  I ned you to know your place and shut the fuck up for once in your fucking sad life.  I can fix my chainsaw.  You can use your pathetic electric edger.  Don't mention lawn equipment again on the football thread.

Is the date set for when the Bowl game invitations are made?  Next weekend?

Well, since I live in Tampa, I guess I will be the one Horn fan in attendance.


Isn’t that like 90 miles? Seems like maybe too much effort for this team.

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