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6PM.  FS1.  Bill Snyder Family Stadium.  ISU -4.5.

The Vampire has been vanquished, but Vampire 2.0 roams the sidelines.  Klieman is a former Northern Iowa Panther.  Being a complete fucking thorn to ISU is in his blood.  There is no doubt in my mind that this is the most underrated rivalry in college football.  Will KSU go back to their ways of torturous, improbable victories over ISU, or is this the start of a new era?

Fuck.

Go Clones.

21 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

There is no doubt in my mind that this is the most underrated rivalry in college football.  

Possibly but definitely has the best name. Good luck to your Clones and liver Al

Can’t make it to the game- we’ve had some shit weather on the High Plains and I am trying to get things ready to sell calves on Monday. 
Fuck your Cyclones, fuck the horses they rode in on, and I hope you guys enjoy some really good food and really cold Busch Light from wherever you’re watching the game. 

I gotta roll my homeboy Kleiman. No offense.

 

So what trophy do you guys fight over? A fat chick?

 

 

I just wanna say this is my favorite name for any rivalry game.

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Can’t make it to the game- we’ve had some shit weather on the High Plains and I am trying to get things ready to sell calves on Monday. 
Fuck your Cyclones, fuck the horses they rode in on, and I hope you guys enjoy some really good food and really cold Busch Light from wherever you’re watching the game. 


The weather on the not-so-high Plains is shit too. We still have 25% of our corn out in the field.

Fridge is stocked with Iowa craft beer, Busch Light will be acquired later. Italian roast pork sandwiches topped with sautéed onions and wild mushrooms are on the dinner menu.

Fuck Klieman, god damned Purple Hawk that he is. 5 national titles don’t mean shit today. THROW OUT THE GOT DAMN RECORD BOOKS CAUSE ITS FARMAGEDDON BABY.

Hope you get chores done in time to kick back and enjoy it!
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I gotta roll my homeboy Kleiman. No offense.
 
So what trophy do you guys fight over? A fat chick?
 
 


Some guy came up with this
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Possibly but definitely has the best name. Good luck to your Clones and liver Al


Warmed the liver up last night. Some buddies are descending around noon for a full day of booze and football.

The war room is ready to roll
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14 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 


Warmed the liver up last night. Some buddies are descending around noon for a full day of booze and football.

The war room is ready to roll
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You miss basements living in Texas.  Probably why we don't have as many serial killers.  Have some rep for the finish out.  

This game actually has rather significant ramifications for Texas' bowl fate.  So I'll be watching (well, flipping back and forth with the bedlam game).

Good luck today, because my in-laws are some of the more annoying KSU fans in the country.  

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You miss basements living in Texas.  Probably why we don't have as many serial killers.  Have some rep for the finish out.  
This game actually has rather significant ramifications for Texas' bowl fate.  So I'll be watching (well, flipping back and forth with the bedlam game).
Good luck today, because my in-laws are some of the more annoying KSU fans in the country.  


We really shouldn’t have them. I’ve put a lot into preventing flooding, after ours got fucked a couple years ago.

A buddy of mine always said the only thing you should use a basement for in Iowa is hiding from tornadoes.

This is what can happen
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5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 


We really shouldn’t have them. I’ve put a lot into preventing flooding, after ours got fucked a couple years ago.

A buddy of mine always said the only thing you should use a basement for in Iowa is hiding from tornadoes.

This is what can happen
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Tvs mount to wells now so you’re good.  Through some nice pool furniture down there and make it a party.  

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Timeoutgeddon


My buddy drank 2 beers in that period of time.

Well, evened up. This is going to get typically weird.

This is the defensive SEC battle the Iron Bowl used to be.   Its like fucking Freaky Friday.

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Tied going into the 4th. Special teams the difference thus far. Peak Farmageddon

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Special teams we’re the difference as they so often are

I expected better than 7-5 (5-4) from ISU this year. Unlucky to be sure, but that's still a tough break compared to having so much momentum from last year. I know like my school that making a bowl is "good enough", but this has to be disappointing. 

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I expected better than 7-5 (5-4) from ISU this year. Unlucky to be sure, but that's still a tough break compared to having so much momentum from last year. I know like my school that making a bowl is "good enough", but this has to be disappointing. 


Yeah. It is. Your fanbase doesn’t deserve what they received.

Nothing against Al or the other ISU guys, but I’m not upset seeing Purdy and company take an L. 

Klieman goes 8-4 in his first year.  I wonder if the fans are still pissed he was hired.

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God, I hate this pussy-ass team. K State is good and all, but this team is 10-ply. Spare parts.

There’s a damn good chance yall end up in Houston for your bowl game.  Congrats on a good year and whipping our ass

around.  

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There’s a damn good chance yall end up in Houston for your bowl game.  Congrats on a good year and whipping our ass
around.  


We’ll get blown out with this effort
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Hey, Hilton Magic is just around the corner! 


If I didn’t like you, I’d hate you
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Matt Campbell is 1-7 in rivalry games. This is the golden age of ISU football, but that’s a bitter pill to swallow

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