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Stabbed in his heart at an apartment in Pittsburgh. 
 

 

Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. 

 

3 minutes ago, Aldo Raine said:

Tat sucks.

Well fucking played.  Bravo, sir.  Brav-O.

Just now, texastroubadour said:

Michigan fan?

yeah, the timing is damn suspicious

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A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

How the fuck else are you supposed to kill vampires, smart guy? Yeah... Thought so. 

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20 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

I can't say I agree 100% with this, but I'm glad someone took a stab at it. 

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A woman huh? I wonder if this is her first run in with the law, or if she has any Pryor offenses. 

24 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

My comment was a straight quote from good guy Terrelle Pryor himself. Trouble has followed him everywhere and his innocence in any matter is dubious. Still, I’m not cheering for most peoples’ death. Do I have a list? Sure. Are some people around here and within the program on the list? Sure. Terrelle Pryor, though? No. 

That said, don’t be a gash about it. 

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

We’ll regain our humanity when the football team is no longer a prison bitch traded for cigarettes between TCU, Baylor and Iowa State.

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15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

We’ll regain our humanity when the football team is no longer a prison bitch traded for cigarettes between TCU, Baylor and Iowa State.

No we won't.

1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

There seems to be a lot of bleeding hearts on this thread.

Well it cuts like a knife.  But it feels so right.

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Do I have a list? Sure. Are some people around here and within the program on the list? Sure. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

A woman huh? I wonder if this is her first run in with the law, or if she has any Pryor offenses. 

Stabbed through the heart and she's to blame, she gives love a bad name

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

Philosophers and plowmen each must know his part

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1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

was also stabbed.

18 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Prayers sent his way,  and for his family as well. 

Sending prayers, but no thoughts?  You heartless bastard.

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Sending prayers, but no thoughts?  You heartless bastard.

Pretty sure it makes him a thoughtless bastard.

Pryor is the heartless bastard.

She's so good with her stiletto, you don't even feel the pain...

Tragedy puns are one of my favorite Surly traditions. 

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

Dedicated to.   I don’t know what kind of knife she was using, but it’s tough as hell to get a typical pocket knife through the sternum.  

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

Recommend you see Knives Out.  

She's so good with her stiletto, you don't even feel the pain...

 

A very nice friend of mine tried to break up a cat fight on 6th st years ago, and ended up having to go to the ER after getting gashed in the head by one of those ghetto biatches with a stiletto.

 

PSA: don’t get close to a woman with stilettos.

Should have been carrying a narwhal horn.  Oh well.

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I blame Heinz.

That's not blood, it's ketchup

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So is he out for Sunday’s game? Or?..

He was cut earlier this season

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dedicated to.   I don’t know what kind of knife she was using, but it’s tough as hell to get a typical pocket knife through the sternum.  

SIAP: but you need not go through sternum to penetrate the heart. Between the correct ribs is good enough.

1 minute ago, DeadArmadillo said:

He was cut earlier this season

That sucks, cut and stabbed in the same year 

17 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

 

A very nice friend of mine tried to break up a cat fight on 6th st years ago, and ended up having to go to the ER after getting gashed in the head by one of those ghetto biatches with a stiletto.

 

PSA: don’t get close to a woman with stilettos.

Unless she’s bending  down to take yo cash from up on stage, amirite?

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

Well it cuts like a knife.  But it feels so right.

Any word on if he told her, “Give it to me straight to the heart” ???

4 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

He was cut earlier this season

I thought he was cut last night? I’m confused now?

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