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33 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I thought he was cut last night? I’m confused now?

Cut twice in the same season.  Rough season.

45 minutes ago, El Squared said:

SIAP: but you need not go through sternum to penetrate the heart. Between the correct ribs is good enough.

When they are clawing at your face and and hands and screaming loudly, you don’t have the luxury of pinning them down and precisely stabbing between the ribs.  Plus, while it’s tough, it’s not very thick and you can get through it with a pocket knife and/or push in on the sternum to help penetration.  Messing with ribs, you could get stuck or your knife is not shallow enough.  

3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

 

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3 hours ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Prayers sent his way,  and for his family as well. 

Prayers for everyone involved!!!

2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Cut twice in the same season.  Rough season.

If he were with the Patriots, they’d list him questionable for Sunday. 

Pryor has just been charged with simple assault. And the woman who stabbed him has been charged with attempted homicide. 

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3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If he were with the Patriots, they’d list him questionable for Sunday. 

His blood pressure will be questionable for Sunday 

Pryor has just been charged with simple assault. And the woman who stabbed him has been charged with attempted homicide. 
Happy holidays!
6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

Clearly you’ve never been married

3 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Clearly you’ve never been married

This man has a sharp point.

19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

All jokes 100% on point

 

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24 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

All jokes 100% on point

 

He was the victim of a stabbing Friday morning and is expected to make a full recovery.

So those prayers worked, more or less

49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If he were with the Patriots, they’d list him questionable for Sunday. 

And then they’d cut him again.

6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

I think about this every time I hear stories like this. I completely understand shooting a person, and how little thought and effort goes into that. I can even see how someone could strangle someone if it’s a crime of passion. I can’t imagine stabbing someone with the intent to kill. And definitely not multiple times. It takes a real fucking evil person to do that IMO. It would be hard for me to do it even if I was in a self defense situation. 

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Why is an NFL player living in an apartment? 

Well he isn't on a roster right now and I'm going to take a stab at it and say his previous displays of poor judgement likely translated into his handling of his finances.

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Why is an NFL player living in an apartment? 

is this a serious question?

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I once saw her kill three former Buckeyes...with a pencil

 

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12 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Why is an NFL player living in an apartment? 

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Why is an NFL player living in an apartment? 


A good portion of pro athletes bounces around teams, makes no sense to buy if they’re transient. Why am I explaining this to you...
14 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Why is an NFL player living in an apartment? 

I read a report that it was at the Heinz Lofts (renovated office buildings) in Pittsburgh.  Looks pretty swanky.

https://www.heinzlofts.com/

Well.... lol.

 

 

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Is he in stable condition at Heinz Hospital?

1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

Well.... lol.

 

 

I've known a few dumbass rednecks that own this many guns because they're legitimately preparing for a zombie apocalypse (or a Chinese invasion...it varies by the day). What's his dumbass excuse for having an arsenal in an apartment?

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I've known a few dumbass rednecks that own this many guns because they're legitimately preparing for a zombie apocalypse (or a Chinese invasion...it varies by the day). What's his dumbass excuse for having an arsenal in an apartment?

Because he can. 

2 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

 

How many roses?

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How does a person get stabbed in the heart and not die?

2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Because he can. 

Pennsylvania requires a concealed permit to have a loaded gun in your vehicle.   But you can carry/conceal weapons in your abode.   So I guess it hinges on whether Pennsylvania law interprets your vehicle at your place of abode as being a 'vehicle' - or your vehicle being part of your 'abode'.  Then again, he might have some full auto stuff and not have the needed ATF permit.   He is not a smart man.

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59 minutes ago, XYZ said:

How does a person get stabbed in the heart and not die?

What if he didn’t die...because he wasn’t alive in the first place...?

I've known a few dumbass rednecks that own this many guns because they're legitimately preparing for a zombie apocalypse (or a Chinese invasion...it varies by the day). What's his dumbass excuse for having an arsenal in an apartment?
he thought he lived in the nakatomi towers? ho ho ho
9 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

Well.... lol.

 

 

Props. Bitch brought a knife to a gun fight and won.

8 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Because he can. 

And I'm sure that they were all properly registered and in an appropriate gun safe.

On 11/30/2019 at 12:50 PM, Mapache said:

That sucks, cut and stabbed in the same year 

first cut was the deepest

6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

And I'm sure that they were all properly registered and in an appropriate gun safe.

Gun safe? 
 

You fools can all be eaten alive at you gun safe doors by zombie Cuban commies. Me, I’m going to keep my pieces where they make the most sense. Behind my microwave, jammed in between the back couch cushions or under my pillow. 
 

sure, you might be short a dog or neighbor child if you plop down too hard to watch the game, but when the big bomb drops you’ll be ready to fill those brain eating fuckers so full of lead you can use them as a pencil. 

 

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