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7 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Bullshit. When the Big12 does this shit we got rolled for it. Classic my ass.

I know what my eyes are seeing. This is a great fucking game. 

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1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Dude trucked #15

Awesome hit. Guarantee the defender gets a flag if he does that.

Just now, Zavala said:

Lol Auburn or Bama could run iso dive every play all game and score every drive against the big12 best defense Rapelor.

No shit. Bama has 4 WR’s that will be drafted in the first 3 rounds and who knows how many OL. 

Auburn is going to need one more turnover, they have had a lot of things going for them, including their kicker finding his accuracy again. So maybe.

Just now, Zavala said:

Lol Auburn or Bama could run iso dive every play all game and score every drive against the big12 best defense Rapelor.

Too bad FBS does not have a legit playoff like every other division of football or sports in general and we can't see matchups like these happen. 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Lol Auburn or Bama could run iso dive every play all game and score every drive against the big12 best defense Rapelor.

this is Bama's worst defense in over a decade and would be the best in he big 12.

Think Danielson had a mini-stroke trying to do basic math right there. 

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Awesome hit. Guarantee the defender gets a flag if he does that.

yep  

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Hopefully this ends the Bama in the CFP nonsense.

Saban ended that by keeping Tua out there up 28 points on a bum ankle. 

But if Georgia beats LSU close.... lol...

Would you rather have to tackle Najee or Derrick Henry ?

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Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

If they don't double Waddle, they are dumber than Todd Orlando and Dawn.

Orlando wonders why there are 4 linemen 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Too bad FBS does not have a legit playoff like every other division of football or sports in general and we can't see matchups like these happen. 

Yeah it does fuckin suck.

At least 8 teams would be cool.

Just now, Mapache said:

Would you rather have to tackle Najee or Travis Henry ?

Travis Henry would try to get you pregnant. I'll take Harris.

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Too bad FBS does not have a legit playoff like every other division of football or sports in general and we can't see matchups like these happen. 

...Yes you can? We see it all the time in bowl games. Big 12 defenses get shit on, then shut down teams from other conferences.

Shows you how weak Bama's defense is this year (and Nick knows it) that they are looking to go for it here rather than punting, burying Auburn deep and getting a 3 and out or fuckup.  

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Saban ended that by keeping Tua out there up 28 points on a bum ankle. 

But if Georgia beats LSU close.... lol...

How so? They have not lost a game since Tua got hurt. If they win tonight, it is nothing more than Tua could have done. Unless you think the committee keeps them out because Tua is not there.

I really hope this mother fucker goes down.

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WAR DAMN EAGLE

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Shows you how weak Bama's defense is this year (and Nick knows it) that they are looking to go for it here rather than punting, burying Auburn deep and getting a 3 and out or fuckup.  

Part of that is Gus offense,  I'd punt myself 

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

this is Bama's worst defense in over a decade and would be the best in he big 12.

Meh. How many times did Clemson shred those defenses. Or OU in the bowl game. Ohio St in 2014. It's easy to look great on defense when you played against teams in the SEC who play 3 yards and a cloud of dust type of football. Bama's offense always travels. Their defense usually does not, unless they are playing ND in the national championship.

I rarely listen to PAWWWWWLLLLLL   on the radio but was starting to look forward to hearing him talk up Auburn as a CFP participant after they pulled off the upset.   Oh well...  

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

How so? They have not lost a game since Tua got hurt. If they win tonight, it is nothing more than Tua could have done. Unless you think the committee keeps them out because Tua is not there.

Yeah I think they may. It's the Alabama invitational I know, but the country has been really in love with Tua. Without him they just don't have the same appeal, and probably ain't getting the style points they need to get in.

This one looks like it may turn into a crazy overtime game.

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

All these top programs just plug in the next QB and they look awesome. It took us almost a fucking decade to find our guy and even at that, he isn't what these guys are. Bama has not missed a beat at all when arguably the #1 pick and best QB in the country went down. Must be nice to have that happen. We struggle to beat a shit ass Baylor team at home when our QB gets hurt.

Yep!

I look forward to when players are paid because the SEC "dominance" and the SEC Bagmen become completely IRRELEVANT once the athlete pay restrictions come off!

That day is coming....

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Meh. How many times did Clemson shred those defenses. Or OU in the bowl game. Ohio St in 2014. It's easy to look great on defense when you played against teams in the SEC who play 3 yards and a cloud of dust type of football. Bama's offense always travels. Their defense usually does not, unless they are playing ND in the national championship.

Bingo

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Meh. How many times did Clemson shred those defenses. Or OU in the bowl game. Ohio St in 2014. It's easy to look great on defense when you played against teams in the SEC who play 3 yards and a cloud of dust type of football. Bama's offense always travels. Their defense usually does not, unless they are playing ND in the national championship.

so they don't look as good against the very best there is? huh 

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Force the FG!

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The piped in music at Auburn is every bit as bad as DKR goddamn

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Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fat auburn chick sighting. Vic to tell white courtesy phone 

She needs to be latin, though. Not into fat white women.

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

yep  

Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Why is it ok for offensive players to break the rule?

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