Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 617
  • Views 80.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • South Austin
    South Austin

  • It is clear that 83.7% of you have no understanding of football players, their thought process/psychology, or their daily grind.  Almost every swinging dick on this board (that played any meaning

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Hopefully they don't do any drills with lineman getting to the 2nd level. 

You mean, "Hopefully, they don't ask him to play two LB positions and Nickel, at the same time... with 5 positions worth of responsibilities...  and expect him to shed every lineman that comes at him."

 

16 minutes ago, Snacks said:

You mean, "Hopefully, they don't ask him to play two LB positions and Nickel, at the same time... with 5 positions worth of responsibilities...  and expect him to shed every lineman that comes at him."

 

This

1 hour ago, Snacks said:

You mean, "Hopefully, they don't ask him to play two LB positions and Nickel, at the same time... with 5 positions worth of responsibilities...  and expect him to shed every lineman that comes at him."

 

C'mon, man.  Quite a bit of hyperbole there to rationalize around the fact that Malik struggles mightily to shed blockers.  This isn't a secret about the guy, man.  There are reels of tape and numerous comments by scouts/draft analysts in reference to it, and 3 years' worth of game threads on shaggy with fans bemoaning it.

God-gifted, freak of an athlete, but he's gonna need work in that area.

Edited by Augustus

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Which team do people think will draft him?

 

I think it will be one of about 30 teams. 

Malik to the Titans in the 2nd round please!

6 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Fuck the titans in their she-goat asses.

Okay. I chuckled.

On 4/7/2018 at 8:02 PM, Lone Star Horn said:

Fuck the titans in their she-goat asses.

This.

Malik behind Poona, Watt, Mercelous, and Clowney he wouldn't get too many extra linemen coming his way. Can replace Cush.

On 4/7/2018 at 4:25 PM, Chad said:

Malik to the Titans in the 2nd round please!

FUCK the Titans

FUCK Bud Adams - ROT IN HELL YOU SOB

FUCK Anyone who supports the Titans and lives in Texas

I SYMBOLICALLY PISS ON YOUR GRAVE

rlgs38.jpg

If not the Texans or Cowboys, please be the Saints, Packers, Giants, Broncos, Seahawks, Patriots, or Eagles, so we can see him play multiple times a year without having to get the NFL pass. Those seem to be the only teams that routinely get coverage in central Texas.

Hopefully they don't do any drills with lineman getting to the 2nd level. 

That’s a shitty thing to post.
8 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

If not the Texans or Cowboys, please be the Saints, Packers, Giants, Broncos, Seahawks, Patriots, or Eagles, so we can see him play multiple times a year without having to get the NFL pass. Those seem to be the only teams that routinely get coverage in central Texas.

Whoa whoa whoa can I at least get some chiefs love so he can become the next DJ??

Just a fact.  He had problems shedding blockers.  He would get caught up fanboi.

Man, I thought you’d get the reference.

Would love cowboys since we need LB but other than that just not a nfc east team

Hate watching horns ball against cowboys in division

I hope soon.....looks like some folks got some bad advice..

Edited by HuntinHorn

9 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

I hope soon.....looks like some folks got some bad advice..

He got a Day 2 grade, right? So thing are going about according to plan if he comes off the board today.

And that's it - Who Dey!!!

 

Edited by texifornia

Well, I never watch the Bangles but I hope he does well there. 

Can't help but think another year would've benefited him.

Malik will be playing along side that subhuman piece of shit Burfict the dirtiest player in the NFL.

35 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

I hope soon.....looks like some folks got some bad advice..

Every Texas player that went early got terrible advice. Happy for Conner but really worried about him. And I continue to think Malik has been overrated. Hope I’m wrong and he’s Jordan Hicks, who was also overrated. 

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Every Texas player that went early got terrible advice. Happy for Conner but really worried about him. And I continue to think Malik has been overrated. Hope I’m wrong and he’s Jordan Hicks, who was also overrated. 

He’s a lot like Hicks. Considered a little small for the position. But like Hicks, I think he surprises people. 

Hope so. Hicks has been a very pleasant surprise as a pro. A much better pro than college player. 

  • Author
5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Every Texas player that went early got terrible advice. Happy for Conner but really worried about him. And I continue to think Malik has been overrated. Hope I’m wrong and he’s Jordan Hicks, who was also overrated. 

Dickson?

And every one of us should have Malik’s back forever. He stepped up and joined this program when it was in a very bad place. He started the revival. It hasn’t come as fast as he or we all hoped, but think about where we’d be if he went A&M. Malik started the comeback. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Dickson?

Probably Dickson too. What is the point if you’re a punter?  Is there some plethora of punting talent coming out next year or something?

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Probably Dickson too. What is the point if you’re a punter?  Is there some plethora of punting talent coming out next year or something?

Uh, to make lots of money and capitalize on a historically great season?

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

And every one of us should have Malik’s back forever. He stepped up and joined this program when it was in a very bad place. He started the revival. It hasn’t come as fast as he or we all hoped, but think about where we’d be if he went A&M. Malik started the comeback. 

Meh we overrate that. That class was merely okay and subpar for Texas standards. And had a lot of attrition after signing day. 

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

Meh we overrate that. That class was merely okay and subpar for Texas standards. And had a lot of attrition after signing day. 

And think how bad it would have been if he went aggy. The guys aggy replaced him with (Moore and Thomas) were hot garbage.

Edited by texifornia

Dickson was the only one that didn't leave any question about his ability.

Hopefully TH and staff can use this in the future when guys are being told to leave early and get the money. They'll have a counterpoint to say, oh really you think you're a lock?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Uh, to make lots of money and capitalize on a historically great season?

The point is all could have drafted in a better spot next year. Perhaps Dickson would have been flat; I don’t know. I’ve just never heard of a fucking kicker coming out early. And he in particular is not going to make that much money. I’d stay another year, enjoy school and get a degree. 

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Meh we overrate that. That class was merely okay and subpar for Texas standards. And had a lot of attrition after signing day. 

True but it would have ended up even worse

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

Meh we overrate that. That class was merely okay and subpar for Texas standards. And had a lot of attrition after signing day. 

This isn't the place for it, but I still chuckle (bitterly) about the Florida 5 4 3 2 1.

Just now, Disco Missile said:

This isn't the place for it, but I still chuckle (bitterly) about the Florida 5 4 3 2 1.

And still waiting for that one to prove he can catch 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.