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I'm not going to say that I've ignored Mizzou the last few years, but I was about 90% that Barry Odom was black.

fuck em.  After all that pregame bullshit before our game a few years ago they deserve to rot in hell. 

As a program we felt... shut up, you're Mizzou. 

22 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm not going to say that I've ignored Mizzou the last few years, but I was about 90% that Barry Odom was black.

I know the root of your confusion

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Fuck schools like Missouri, houston,  and Colorado that have zero self awareness about who they are. Michigan state has it right. They know who they got and it comes with ups and downs and some other slimy shit but at least they are committed to dantonio and realize they are going to have shitty seasons from time to time because if they fire him and hire a coach from Toledo or some other mac school,  they are gambling with the odds not in their favor of actually improving.  

Does Missouri think they are getting norvell? That's the best they are going to get unless arky gets him.  Maybe they can hire butch jones because SEC. 

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Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Fuck schools like Missouri, houston,  and Colorado that have zero self awareness about who they are. Michigan state has it right. They know who they got and it comes with ups and downs and some other slimy shit but at least they are committed to dantonio and realize they are going to have shitty seasons from time to time because if they fire him and hire a coach from Toledo or some other mac school,  they are gambling with the odds not in their favor of actually improving.  

Does Missouri think they are getting norvell? That's the best they are going to get unless arky gets him.  Maybe they can hire butch jones because SEC. 

Napier at ULaLa would be a phenomenal hire. 

Borderline erotic, oh wait, that was someone else. 

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

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This guy would be an amazing hire for them.  MU should do everything in their power to get him.

Not only is it kind of perplexing why he was dismissed, their financial situation isn't that great either:

 

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/report-barry-odom-will-not-return-at-missouri/

 

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It’s no secret that the Missouri athletic department has been operating in the red for the past two seasons and thus likely won’t have top dollar to pay their next head coach. Combine that with some likely recruiting challenges as part of the fallout from the NCAA sanctions, while the job will still be appealing to many, it will certainly come with some interesting challenges.

Steve Berkowitz adds that if offensive coordinator Derek Dooley isn’t retained with the new staff, he will be owed a nearly $2.1 million buyout (subject to duty to mitigate), and if defensive coordinator Ryan Walters isn’t kept, he will be owed $1.8 million (also subject to duty to mitigate). Both Dooley’s and Walters deals run thru Feb. 28, 2022.

 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ah I love angsty BillC

What previous heights is he talking about at Missouri? A run of decency every few decades? 

In Missouri's defense, if you are in the SEC and get to stack your schedule with cupcakes, you probably should expect better. 

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What previous heights is he talking about at Missouri? A run of decency every few decades? 

must be those "heights" that aggy has never reached - playing in the SEC title game twice.

i guess those are decent heights if you set your expectations low.

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

In Missouri's defense, if you are in the SEC and get to stack your schedule with cupcakes, you probably should expect better. 

They also get Arky every year from the West.  Schedule 4 easy non cons and with a mixture of Vandy, Kentucky, S’Carolina, and Arky and that’s 7/8 wins a year, which is what they’d have this year had they beaten Wyoming (lulz).

Not that I want them back, but they should have never gone to the SEC.  I know they’d drop to their knees even now for the Big 10 but they’re an ill fit for the SEC.  I can’t seem to muster the hate for them reserved for Aggy and Nebraska, though.  I just don’t care.

 

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 I just don’t care.

 

I'm pretty sure this sums up the feelings of the Big 12, SEC, and Big Ten alike when it comes to Mizzou.

57 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

How the fuck is their AD operating in the red? I thought being SEC meant you always had cash flow.

Well, any program that has Derek Dooley on a contract that pays 2.1 million in buyout $ should tell you all you need to know.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not only is it kind of perplexing why he was dismissed, their financial situation isn't that great either:

 

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/report-barry-odom-will-not-return-at-missouri/

 

 

 

And, with the NCAA issues, they don't get the $10m of SEC post season money since they can't participate.    That's a big hole to throw $20m into. 

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17 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:

And, with the NCAA issues, they don't get the $10m of SEC post season money since they can't participate.    That's a big hole to throw $20m into. 

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Yeah I'm sure their enrollment must be going up to cover that... oh. Nvm.

Chip is reporting that Odom is a possible DC candidate if and when Orlando is let go. 

3 minutes ago, Chrispy_ said:

Chip is reporting that Odom is a possible DC candidate if and when Orlando is let go. 

Someone tell me how I'm supposed to feel about that. 

22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Do they not realize they are Missouri? 

Even beating "newly begotten rival" Arkansas couldn't save this man's job..? #ShockingNews

34 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Someone tell me how I'm supposed to feel about that. 

I believe the proper reaction is "Fuck Chip Brown."

8 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I believe the proper reaction is "Fuck Chip Brown."

"Fuck Chip Brown" is the little black dress of comments: It's always appropriate.

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yeah I'm sure their enrollment must be going up to cover that... oh. Nvm.

Yeah, freshmen class down about 1-2k from 2015 and they've already got a $50m hole to fill.   Seems there is a giant sucking sound in the middle of Missouri.

What the fuck is Missouri, anyway?  And I mean that as both with respect to the football program and the state as a whole.

It just seems to have a real identity crisis.

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I don't have a Rivals login but it sure seems like everything's going great!

 

What the fuck is Missouri, anyway?  And I mean that as both with respect to the football program and the state as a whole.
It just seems to have a real identity crisis.

Just don’t get them started on them damn J-Hawks!
What the fuck is Missouri, anyway?  And I mean that as both with respect to the football program and the state as a whole.
It just seems to have a real identity crisis.

Shit. Missouri is shit.

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On 12/2/2019 at 11:27 AM, Ghost of LL said:

What the fuck is Missouri, anyway?  And I mean that as both with respect to the football program and the state as a whole.

It just seems to have a real identity crisis.

How dare you shit on Branson

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

How dare you shit on Branson

 

Got my first cork gun in Branson back in the day

21 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Shit. Missouri is shit.
 

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their enrollment is down about 5,000 students (14%) from the high 

they have been concerned with their place in the AAU for a while now and have tried to do things to address it

https://themissouritimes.com/24093/report-reveals-mu-ranked-at-the-bottom-of-the-association-of-american-universities/

there is an internal report out there as well by the UM System that recognized they were at the lower levels of the AAU (CU has a similar report)

both need to get more funding, but I am not sure it will happen for either of them and all of this was before the enrollment and corresponding funding drops at MU

I don't think CU is in trouble, but MU needs help bad and right now it looks like the AAU is letting them work on things, but with two new members who knows for how long

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