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    That horse ain't stopping tonight 'til it kicks every ass in Louisville.

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    Roid rage

  • Nicole44
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    Yeah really hoping for the happy ending here with clean tests. Just an incredible race. Had the chills…watching…    

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I can’t wait for the Kentucky Derby “winner” to finish 10th in the Preakness and the DQ’d horse to win by 5.

Betting the horsies just seems like witchcraft. For that reason I dont bet a lot. I'd be a pissed off mofo if I bet a lot. 

On a side note, will trump serve Country House McDonalds if he visists the WH? Seems risky.

7 minutes ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

I can’t wait for the Kentucky Derby “winner” to finish 10th in the Preakness and the DQ’d horse to win by 5.

yep NBC know now they can't sell the triple crown possiblity to get casual fans to watch. 

Wow, you can feel the collective massive shifting of cash during the last 20 mins.

From my chair, Gene [/Apollo 13], I think it was the right call  Maximum Security definitely impeded WOW... Country House wasn't impeded but he did push him way outside and sometimes that can break a horse's momentum.

I think it was a good call. (No dog or money in this one, don't EVAH bet on the races, son!).

Once again...fuck everyone in charge of this bullshit.  Not that $100 is huge money to lose, but this is one of the biggest kicks to the balls I could ever imagine in gambling.

What a fucking joke. I’m passionate about racing. And this makes me want to walk away. Goddamnit. 

Man, I don't know what to think.  I don't watch the sport enough to know the way these things generally go.  Obviously Maximum Security veered quite a bit out of path, but is that all it takes to DQ the ride?

14 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I didn't see the announcement, was the crowd booing? 

They booed when the presentation was made to the owners in Winners Circle. I believe righfully so. Horse and rider that filed protest was never impeded. That bumping and drifitng happens ALL the time. Horseshit (pun intended) call.

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

They booed when the presentation was made to the owners in Winners Circle. I believe righfully so. Horse and rider that filed protest was never impeded. That bumping and drifitng happens ALL the time. Horseshit (pun intended) call.

Yeah I hope the jockey falls off his next mount and the horse steps on his balls

18 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

He kind of impeded WOW. Country House has no argument here. I don't know what's taking so long.... 

Seemed WOW and the horse running on the rail were both impeded by Maximum Security.

Horse racing rules suck though to allow Country House a win by a DQ..... WOW could have beaten Country House had the foul not occurred.

"No Need for Maximum security in a Country House" will be the headline tomorrow. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

"No Need for Maximum security in a Country House" will be the headline tomorrow. 

No need for to actually win a fucking race to be a “Kentucky Derby Champion” should be the fucking headlines

2 minutes ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

Yeah I hope the jockey falls off his next mount and the horse steps on his balls

Jockeys are pretty tight group......That BS protest ( he  and his horse were not impeded) will not go unnoticed. If I followed the sport the way I used too, it would be interseting to see how his career goes from here. Turnabout is fair play.

I feel bad for that trainer of Max Security. He was choked up prior to the race and then managed to match his brother as winning....or so we thought.


Now his brother can continue to talk shit to him every Thanksgiving

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

"No Need for Maximum security in a Country House" will be the headline tomorrow. 

 

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No need for to actually win a fucking race to be a “Kentucky Derby Champion” should be the fucking headlines
I'll be in Louisville on Wednesday. Is there anyone that you want me to fight?

Rick Pitino...hes still got to be around there somewhere

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6 minutes ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:
No need for to actually win a fucking race to be a “Kentucky Derby Champion” should be the fucking headlines

I'll be in Louisville on Wednesday. Is there anyone that you want me to fight?

Whoever runs that bush league operation.  Also if that midget piece of shit asshole fuckhead ass fag jockey that objected is there tell him I’m coming for him.  And unlike most professional “athletes”, I feel like I have a decent chance to fuck him up.

 

 

Thanks bro, you’re good people 

Is that what uneducated people feel like every weekend watching NASCAR teams bump one another?  

Horrible decision.  While technically upholding the letter of the law, they violently sodomized the spirit of the rule.  The best horse - by fucking far - was Maximum Security.  War of Will and Country House weren't winning unless Maximum Security fell.  That is apparent even to a fucking child.  Bill Mott knows this and I lost a ton of respect for him today.  It's funny, the only other dq'ing of a Derby winner before today was in 1968, when Dancer's Image, a "damnable Yankee horse" won the Derby and later was determined to have used Lasix, which was banned at the time.  There was never any documentation, only anecdotal evidence provided by Kentucky horse officials.  Everyone knew, but couldn't prove, that the Churchill officials pulled a fast one.  There was no proof, and none was really provided.  

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5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is that what uneducated people feel like every weekend watching NASCAR teams bump one another?  

Rubber is racin'.

Bill Mott knows this and I lost a ton of respect for him today.

When asked how he felt about winning, the fucker should have said “This is a hollow victory and I won’t be satisfied until my horse crosses the line first. But I’m happy for everyone else involved.”
6 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

And who the blazes is Blue Note?

Blue Horseshoe's cousin......

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such a horseshit decision and what a hollow ass "victory" for bill mott's 1st kentucky derby victory.  there is no way he can legitimately feel good about that.  

Hey guys..Maximum Security is going so spread his jizz all over they throat of Churchill Downs race replay guy while fucking his daugters

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

such a horseshit decision and what a hollow ass "victory" for bill mott's 1st kentucky derby victory.  there is no way he can legitimately feel good about that.  

I hope he does not live

How do you disqualify a horse from a race? It’s a fucking horse. 

5 minutes ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

I hope he does not live

 

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how long has it been since the kentucky derby winner was not favored to win the preakness?  cause that's probably gonna be the case this year. 

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

how long has it been since the kentucky derby winner was not favored to win the preakness?  cause that's probably gonna be the case this year. 

Bodemiester...he got him as whipped 

50 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Dude. It’s $100. If I lost $100 in a bet I’d invade Poland and kill millions of Jews as retribution. What an injustice!

 

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This dude ain’t pissed. 

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The largest win bet on Country House, per TwinSpires, was $2,500. It paid a net $162,500.

 

7 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

This dude ain’t pissed. 

 

That dies is a piece of shit that needs a 47 inch dildo up the rectum

30 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Dude. It’s $100. If I lost $100 in a bet I’d invade Poland and kill millions of Jews as retribution. What an injustice!

 

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Finally someone gets it!!!

Watch the fucking replay at real speed.  Zero to complain abput, I hope everyone involved with whoever the fuck “won” dies

(fan of Maximum Security): "Hey, how'd my horse do?" 

It had to be shot.  

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Dude. It’s $100. If I lost $100 in a bet I’d invade Poland and kill millions of Jews as retribution. What an injustice!

 

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Wow, a hundred whole dollars?  Serious bidness.

Horse racing, one step below dog fighting.

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