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2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It mighta been the Place horse, Hot Rod Charlie.  I can’t remember.

It was Essential Quality that MM bet on. 

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4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

It was Essential Quality that MM bet on. 

I would assume so.  His promotion was to buy a mattress and if the favorite wins you get your money back.

 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

I would assume so.  His promotion was to buy a mattress and if the favorite wins you get your money back.

He’s no dummy. 

Yeah, he runs these promotions and gets tons of publicity and then gets more publicity when he places huge bets to hedge his exposure.  Definitely not a dummy.

that was a great race.

For the first time in a long time.
Good to see.


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A friend (female out in California) who always bets on the Kentucky Derby did a #7, #8, #9 Trifecta Box for $12 ($2/bet).

That turned out to bring in $3,300 for her $2 wager that won, while the other $10 was flushed down the drain.

She also placed 3 $2 bets on #7 to Win, Place, & Show and picked up another $200+ from those three bets.

She informed me that this was the best that she's ever done on the Derby. (No shit.)

I don't know, Bob, maybe you are the problem in horse racing.  All these positive tests, your lawyers working overtime. Like the bank robber pissed off about high crime rates and pledging to fix it. 

Man, a little more of this and I'm gonna get the idea that horse racing is often a greaseball sport, run by cons.  Unimaginable, I know.

when in doubt, run to Fox News and cry about "cancel culture."  the go to move for old white dudes who cheat.

 

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

when in doubt, run to Fox News and cry about "cancel culture."  the go to move for old white dudes who cheat.

 

I expected better from Ashley Schaeffer. Will not be purchasing my next BMW there.

Take the L, Bob...

next thing you know he'll be dating Sheryl Crow

Wait, Bob substituted his own urine for Medina's?  Please don't tell me how he got it into the horse's urethra, I can guess.  

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, badass run on the outside. 

hell of a final kick there.  that horse looks legit.

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My dad (RIP) never liked Baffert for whatever reason(s). Not that has any bearing on anything but I can totally see him saying, “Yep. I knew it.” I am aware that there is more widespread stuff like this in the sport. Not naive about it. My dad just didn’t care for Baffert. Lol.

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i can't believe hot rod charlie made it a race after that ridiculous pace.

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seeing this live was wild

 

It was on the back stretch.... so didn't really get the best of look.. 

but the aftermath and wondering wtf was going on.. horses on the loose and trainers running after the jockeys..

 

they only had one ambulance... surely a change in rules after this...

luckily no horses or jockeys were seriously injured.

they gave all our betting money back....some dudes were fuckin heated 

weirdly i won and picked the winning horse, but i laid other bets down and lost those.   getting my money back won me money... technically.. haha

 

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/horse-racing/story/2021-08-22/del-mar-seven-horse-spill-four-jockeys-hospital

 

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^

Not sure, but Jay Riemenschneider and his butcher have been called in for questioning. 

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On 12/6/2021 at 11:14 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Medina Spirit dies after a workout at Santa Anita. Wonder if any topical ointments were in use at the time.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10020131-kentucky-derby-winner-medina-spirit-dies-after-workout-at-santa-anita-race-track

 

And now the Kentucky Derby recognizes Mandaloun as the winner of the 21 Derby. I'm guessing my sportsbook wont be retroactively paying me for my wager on Mandaloun  

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/21/sport/medina-spirit-kentucky-derby-win-disqualified/index.html

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And a crazy outlier longshot on Desert Dawn who has zero chance but horses breaking from the 9 gate have been unusually good to me over the recent past years.

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secret oath is impressive.  hope she comes off this well enough to give it a go in the preakness.

6. Messier (was a Baffert horse)

5. Smile Happy

12. Taiba (was a Baffert horse)

Epicenter is going to dominate today….7/2 is a gift


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*Saw he just moved to 5/1 (I guess everyone is hot for Messier now); that feels like stealing


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I like Woodford Reserve bourbon just fine. They basically just aired a commercial for them during the broadcast. They had everyone drinking mint juleps out of those little cheap copper cups, the kind I once got with some promotional offering with a bottle of their bourbon. There has to be something better. I wound up throwing them away.

Meh, I don’t drink mint juleps anyway. Or Kentucky mules. But if I wanted to impress someone, I’d find better quality copper mugs. 

3 hours ago, Muny_Tex said:

Epicenter is going to dominate today….7/2 is a gift


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Mattress mack agrees with you

Manute  Bol needs to come out of retirement 

 

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