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1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Isn’t this a contractual thing that ends soon? 

Yeah it ends then they sign another contract that lets the sec do whatever they want too

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

I lost count.

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Sorry about the quintuple post.  Shirts borked.

Like your wife apparently... oh and aggy too

Jimbo's got LSU right where they want them!

Surely someone will come out of the locker room wearing #12 and inspire the team to victory in the second half!

Post a pic of your wife since you want her to get fucked so bad

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

I got this. Take the total, and subtract Jimbo’s “participation”.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Post a pic of your wife since you want her to get fucked so bad

We all know what Jimbo's wife looks like. Why he's posting here while his team is being dismantled by LSU, I have no idea.

God damn that is so god damn lame i would never be able to truly express that in real words.

8 more years of pure bliss. Winless against winning teams but would go undefeated in the big 12-2.

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Hugo Stiglitz actually attended a game?

How'd he make time?

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

A&M is paying Jimbo 7.5 million to go 7-5.  Clearly they need to pay him 13 million.

Would he go 14-10?

34 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Very much this

I royally fucked up that sentence because of autocorrect, but you get the point lol. 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Did aggy win halftime?

I believe they’re getting swept overall today.

Did aggy win halftime?
coonasses made gumbo out of ftab

LSU -10.5 1st half....hahahahaha.  Thanks for the free money aggy.  Don’t ever stop being you.   I wish there was a prop bet for ‘Will one of the aggy defenders celebrate a sack when they’re down 77-0’ ?

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Did aggy win halftime?

When do they ever?  The aggy band sucks.

The fucking Aggie TV commercial is just a small penis association with UT.  How fitting.

Do the reading glasses really help, Jimbo?

Do the reading glasses really help, Jimbo?
offensive genius

Is that the first 1st down aggy got today?

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Their defense is butt fucking the aggy o-line. Every snap, and it's glorious. 

aggy likes being butt fucked. Advantage aggy.

Aggy at my pub just said the reason why LSU is kicking their ass is because aggy is exhausted due to sec schedule. Texas was only competitive w LSU because game was early in season.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

This is going to be a quality loss

17 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

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Next year, they can make cups with a photo of a mudhole or a prolapsed poop chute

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Aggy at my pub just said the reason why LSU is kicking their ass is because aggy is exhausted due to sec schedule. Texas was only competitive w LSU because game was early in season.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

I hope you called the gomer out over that steaming pile of bullshit.

aggy really should quick kick

On first down

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Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I want to see an aggy and LSU fan in the same shot both doing the horns down

If you go to Baton Rouge next year, you'll see exactly that. 

4 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

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It's ok to boo a shit product

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