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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Gave up five more points and scored thirty-one less than we did against LSU. Hahaha.

Can’t wait for the Billy spin on this one.

14 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

their qb is wearing shorts.  is he a point guard and got lost?  

 

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The feed automatically switching to Rumlin's retirement supplement program is too good to be true,.lolz

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The “theme” from that site is that the team hasn’t quit.  How would we know the difference?

You can’t quit if you never start

Aggy got three of their wins by playing Texas St, Lamar and UTSA.  

Just saw the score. Jimbo's salary is being paid by the aggy class of 2048.

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There's no way the SEC lets these idiots play anyone other than FSU in the Independence Bowl. 

17 minutes ago, Deej said:

"We just need a more 'intelligent' quarterback, if you know what I mean." - aggy

One that doesn’t sound as tall on the radio? 

23 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Tigah bait literally

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2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

One that doesn’t sound as tall on the radio? 

Exactly.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy got three of their wins by playing Texas St, Lamar and UTSA.  

aggy will print up T-shirts that say:

“Our 5 losses were to top 5 teams..whoop”

1 minute ago, PNWhornsfan said:

There's no way the SEC lets these idiots play anyone other than FSU in the Independence Bowl. 

FSU with tape fingers' passing game could get really ugly if they have a few weeks to prepare. 

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy got three of their wins by playing Texas St, Lamar and UTSA.  

Add Colorado, Fresno State, and Vanderbilt to that total next year. 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

daltonsantos55-texas-longhorns-coach-cha

Under Charlie's tutelage, those tiger cubs grew up unable to fend for themselves. 

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy will print up T-shirts that say:

“Our 5 losses were to top 5 teams..whoop”

This is how they will spin it despite the fact that Louisiana Tech would also lose to top 5 teams and win those cupcake games.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Exactly.

Username checks of course 

Just now, F250 said:

This is how they will spin it despite the fact that Louisiana Tech would also lose to top 5 teams and win those cupcake games.

Good thing they didn't play twelve top five teams.

Is there a Louie Belina post game call in show? 

Our best win was probably over OSU.

Are any of these wins better than that?

Arky

Boom Cocks

Miss St

Ole Miss

UTSA

Lamar

SW Texas

 

I honestly don't think so. And Kansas State is probably a better win as well. 

Who cares who you lost to? Texas would have likely lost to Clemson, Bama, Auburn, and Georgia (this year) too.

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Jimbo has earned over a million dollars a win this season. Hurricane Harvey money well-spent. 

Just now, crimsonlonghorn said:

Our best win was probably over OSU.

Are any of these wins better than that?

Arky

Boom Cocks

Miss St

Ole Miss

UTSA

Lamar

SW Texas

 

I honestly don't think so. And Kansas State is probably a better win as well. 

La Tech is 9-3 as well. They’d beat at least three teams on that list. 

Didn't kansas state beat them last year in a bowl?

Just now, Deej said:

Jimbo has earned over a million dollars a win this season. Hurricane Harvey money well-spent. 

a million plus for beating lamar, a million plus for beating texas state, and a million plus for beating UTSA.  

don’t care, got jimbo. 

Just now, Yev Kassem said:

La Tech is 9-3 as well. They’d beat at least three teams on that list. 

Yeah, excellent point. 

The difference is that at 7-5 we want to fire everyone and aggy couldn’t be happier because at the end of the day.... secsecsec.

1 minute ago, Yev Kassem said:

La Tech is 9-3 as well. They’d beat at least three teams on that list. 

Upon further review, La Tech smoked UTSA today. 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Premium? More like creamulum.

I wonder how LSU players even understand what their coach is telling them, then I realize how much better off we'd be if our team couldn't understand Herman.

Can’t wait for the Billy spin on this one.
billy spin?

I got yer billy spin right here

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lol look at these aggy posts on here by texas fans. 
pooor aggy

 

Slo'Neal displaying his elite closing speed.

3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the Death Valley donkey punch.

Saturday night swamp sodomy.

which fits better on a cup?

Better question is what fits better on a jizz jar

5 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the Death Valley donkey punch.

Saturday night swamp sodomy.

which fits better on a cup?

50-7.  Poo raggy.

18 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the Death Valley donkey punch.

Saturday night swamp sodomy.

which fits better on a cup?

Definitely Death Valley Donkey Punch. 

I just want to say fuck aggy and thank you to LSU for ass raping them. Good night, you Surly assholes. I love when we bitch together and come together to see aggy fail. 

23 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the Death Valley donkey punch.

Saturday night swamp sodomy.

which fits better on a cup?

 

It would be funny if somebody printed up a ton of these in purple and gold and sent them to aggy concessions.

20 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

7-50
7-5
7.5 per annum

worth. every. penny.

Need to add 75 mil also

38 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Premium? More like creamulum.

perineum. 

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