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1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

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Is this literally the aggiest thing ever written?

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Just now, satyanash said:

LSU's offense: 31 points

A&M's offense: 24 yards

Correction: 12 yards

Anyone, and everyone that we recruit against will do horns down.

Just now, wood said:

You know the answer.

LSU playing aggy and both fanbases are doing Horns down ... lol.

Rent free.

Is this literally the aggiest thing ever written?

I have to hope that's sarcasm, even if aggy doesn't typically do humor. I hope.

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6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Well, look who's about to be 7-5.

We’d be 12-0 with the sips schedule you stoopid sip!!!

They just showed some dude cheering the FG like crazy.  He was wearing a half aggy-half LSU shit. WTF is that?  
is it muledick?
Just now, gmr548 said:


I have to hope that's sarcasm, even if aggy doesn't typically do humor. I hope.

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There is no such thing as aggy sarcasm. 

Guess Jimbo forgot about Georgia?

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wait, 12 yards now for aggy at half

 

 

whats their all time record?

Now at -3.  320 to -3.

The only thing to make their meltdown any better is if Zach Evans commits to LSU at halftime.

 

Why wouldn’t the SEC allow that? How does a conference determine who gets bowl bids anyway? I though there were bowl committees that offered schools

Jimbo thought 26 yards was too much for the SEC, so he called a sack play. Jimbo really gets the SEC! Good ag!

It's obvious Aggy doesn't want to be there. /Looch

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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


Why wouldn’t the SEC allow that? How does a conference determine who gets bowl bids anyway? I though there were bowl committees that offered schools

They won't allow it because they would get embarrassed. The mouse chooses the matchups, mostly based on $$$, but in this particular case they protect their pet league.

If Texas beats aggy on a neutral site bowl game that SEC pipeline to Texas gets closed a little.

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


Why wouldn’t the SEC allow that? How does a conference determine who gets bowl bids anyway? I though there were bowl committees that offered schools

SEC gets to choose what teams they allow to be available to specific bowls after the top ones like the Sugar. It's reason Texas and aggy haven't played in the Texas bowl even though they had identical records previously. 


Why wouldn’t the SEC allow that? How does a conference determine who gets bowl bids anyway? I though there were bowl committees that offered schools


SEC has final say in which team goes to which bowl in their lower tier bowl tie in contracts. Just so they can cherry pick match ups.

You know aggy, when you’re down 31-0 in the second fucking quarter dont dance when you finally get a sack...

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Is this literally the aggiest thing ever written?

No. I hear ya, but there’s no such thing. It ranks high, though. Micro bus over the standard short bus.

7 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

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Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

Just now, Mileslong said:

You know aggy, when you’re down 31-0 in the second fucking quarter dont dance when you finally get a sack...

Johnny Jolly, please pick up the white courtesy phone.   Johnny Jolly, please pick up the white courtesy phone in the lobby.

15 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

Has anyone every pointed out this dude's hands? #forearms

They’re HUUUUGE!

 

 

 

For a baby dwarf. 

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 
Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.
Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 
Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.
Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 
Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.
wat?
7 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

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Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

 

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

 

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

 

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

 

Dude.

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

Post it again

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

Did some other dude fuck your wife?  You keep posting it over and over.

A quintuple post. Impressive.

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8 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I have to hope that's sarcasm, even if aggy doesn't typically do humor. I hope.

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You know better than that. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

SEC gets to choose what teams they allow to be available to specific bowls after the top ones like the Sugar. It's reason Texas and aggy haven't played in the Texas bowl even though they had identical records previously. 

Isn’t this a contractual thing that ends soon? 

mond is tough?


well it's the pressure cooker for him then

6 minutes ago, Zavala said:

They won't allow it because they would get embarrassed. The mouse chooses the matchups, mostly based on $$$, but in this particular case they protect their pet league.

If Texas beats aggy on a neutral site bowl game that SEC pipeline to Texas gets closed a little.

Incorrect 

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

aggy should go home here

 

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