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1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

LSU completely lost interest in the game.

 

20 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

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So LSU has the same amount of class as aggy has points?

Edited by Bevo14

What's with the fucking fgs?  Pour it on damnit.

51 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit.  That's like if my wife fucked another dude and I said " well I'll let her do it because it's for her own mental health, it's what's best for our marriage " 

Actually makes perfect sense coming from team Jimbo.

Pics of wife

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I love seeing the horns down. Owning real estate in opponents heads is always a good thing.

Me too. Reminds of.Bevo  trying to spear that little bulldog.

That was a hell of a block. Ran with the defender and got his head just in front and knocked him down. I thought it was a great platy. 
Should not have been a penalty at all. Should have been celebrated. 

Este^^^^

If your number is 8, and a number 76 is able to not only catch up to you, but get in front of you so you’ve got eyes on him, then you deserve to get de-cleated.

But guys, aggy got to play Saturday during primetime.  Stupid sips had to play 11am on a Friday.  Advantage aggy.

The lone aggy at our deer camp is sounding a lot like me raging about the Longhorns. All morose, depressed, angry and resigned to a shitty football team. 

I love it.  

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Didn't that Mond say he was the best QB in the SEC? That's worse than Sam claiming we're back

He may best the best quarterback in the nation...at leading a couple of meaningless touchdown drives in the 4th quarter to make a blowout seem slightly more palatable.

Coincidentally, he's also the best quarterback at ensuring that you get blown out. 

He really is the total package.

Of course the Aggy cult thinks that LSU calling off the dogs to not embarrass the conference is them dominating them and imposing their will in the 2nd half...

Couldn't shut 'em out. Moral victories.

Edited by MillerEP

TD was probably needed to wake up LSU....go ahead and score 21 more.

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

The lone aggy at our deer camp is sounding a lot like me raging about the Longhorns. All morose, depressed, angry and resigned to a shitty football team. 

I love it.  

You let an Aggy in your deer camp?

Fire Aranda!!! ………

 

please. We may have a spot for him.

Just now, Gatorubet said:

You let an Aggy in your deer camp?

Sheep urine masks human scent

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Couldn't shut 'em out. Moral victories.

ain't never been licked

aggy scoring that drive is like when they let a Make-a-Wish kid score during a scrimmage.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

You let an Aggy in your deer camp?

Somebody has to man the glory hole in the deer blind.

Just now, Gatorubet said:

You let an Aggy in your deer camp?

Yep.  He’s a great guy.  Not a red-assed dipshit. We watched the last UT / aggy game together in our trailer. When the kick sailed through the uprights we did another lap of whiskey and then shot deer the next morning. 

that field is some kind of fucked. So many slips and falls

Just now, deadshank said:

Yep.  He’s a great guy.  Not a red-assed dipshit. We watched the last UT / aggy game together in our trailer. When the kick sailed through the uprights we did another lap of whiskey and then shot deer the next morning. 

Get him around another aggy. Your perception will change.

Just now, deadshank said:

Yep.  He’s a great guy.  Not a red-assed dipshit. We watched the last UT / aggy game together in our trailer. When the kick sailed through the uprights we did another lap of whiskey and then shot deer the next morning. 

how was the sex?

Not used to seeing pass plays designed for at least a yard past the needed first down distance.

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Yep.  He’s a great guy.  Not a red-assed dipshit. We watched the last UT / aggy game together in our trailer. When the kick sailed through the uprights we did another lap of whiskey and then shot deer the next morning. 

Sometimes there are glitches in the Matrix

LSU Oline is kind average. This is going to be an issue with OSU or Clemson, but Borreaux is an Alien.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

that field is some kind of fucked. So many slips and falls

Well, when you have to paint the yardage markers every 5 yards so your fans can count on one hand far it is between the big long white lines, chances are the horticulture program isn't all that great.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Get him around another aggy. Your perception will change.

Nah.  He’s solid. 

Elko suffering from career diaharrea. Good choice buddy.

9 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Of course the Aggy cult thinks that LSU calling off the dogs to not embarrass the conference is them dominating them and imposing their will in the 2nd half...

I don't know where you're seeing this "calling off the dogs". There's a full quarter of football to be played and I fully expect LSU to put up another 17 on the maroons.

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