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3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Michael Bennett and offsides are like Flozell Adams and false starts. This team is retarded and has been for years. 

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Also, Jaylon Smith might be the worst thing about this defense. So glad we drafted him to give us one single good season and Jerry extended him. He's an abortion. 

LVE is garbage, too.

Holy shit on the radio call.  Sham said "Hoersted is from Princeton but he's not so smart." and Babe followed up with " is anyone from from Princeton smart?" 

Even the cock suck-ass radio booth has turned on Garrett's bitch ass

these fucking guys dancing around while they are getting dick punched.

Mims done.

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

How can this be happening? Why we have this brilliant young offensive coordinator. Fuck.

Didn't you say this defense has been playing well this season? Lol.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m done watching this team. Seriously just done watching and following them. This’ll be my last Cowboys post. I’ll really miss you Drew, you cute dumb fucking moron. 

Is that a promise?

One step closer to Riley to the cowboys.

Is Wims colorblind or does he pick out his shoes blindfolded?

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2 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I think I'm gonna stop watching the Cowboys and take up cutting myself.

 

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Jaylon had no idea where the ball was on either play. Either ball put higher up, it would be a TD. Or maybe turn the fuck around and get an easy pick. But who am I kidding. 

They going to give him that TD.

And they get the ball back after the half. So they’ll be up 24-7 before Dallas gets the ball back.

Bills 2.0.

ha fucking ha.  keep showing Jones please.

I think he may have dropped that.

It isn't Garrett so much as it is the entire fucking coaching staff. You can't play this bad if you have any idea what your doing on offense or defense.

 

 

You're never going to intercept a ball with your fucking back to the QB. 

Last week people said, "we can't fire Garrett, we're in first place." Fuck that. Shake this team up. If they lose tonight, fire his ass tonight

This team isn’t doing shit in the post season. 

Too bad Jerruh will never understand that no one will ever believe he was the “coach” for the 1990’s SB teams.

hire a GM and a real HC. For fucks sake! 

It doesn’t get much worse than Jaylen Smith in coverage. He’s pathetic. And his celebrating Schtick is ridiculous 

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

Jerry Jones arkansas inbred ass deserves this shit. fuck him.

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

You're never going to intercept a ball with your fucking back to the QB. 

Last week people said, "we can't fire Garrett, we're in first place." Fuck that. Shake this team up. If they lose tonight, fire his ass tonight

Hire Ron RIvera tomorrow. At least he could probably help the defense.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

This team isn’t doing shit in the post season. 

Too bad Jerruh will never understand that no one will ever believe he was the “coach” for the 1990’s SB teams.

hire a GM and a real HC. For fucks sake! 

Bwahaha!

Yeah, that's not happening. 

Can we have Jason Garrett drive past the book depository in a convertible?

an exact carbon copy of the horrible Thanksgiving performance against an even the worse team with just as shitty a quarterback. 

I knew this organization was too soft to go to a cold environment at night and win. Every single thing about this from Jerry Jones to the long snapper is tissue paper soft and all talk, no bite. 

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Didn't you say this defense has been playing well this season? Lol.

Up until ten seconds left in the half, they'd given up 10. Meanwhile, Dak and Company have totally sucked ass. two or three short short drives. One fucking first down, and the Bears would have had to settle for a time out.

But, the D is looking pretty fucking shitty.

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1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

It doesn’t get much worse than Jaylen Smith in coverage. He’s pathetic. And his celebrating Schtick is ridiculous 

He's fucking terrible. But then again, name me one player on this defense worth a damn? 

Never has a team with this much talent performed so poorly. 
 

this is a copy of last week. It’s almost as if the coaching staff is in over its head. 

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

I made the tragic mistake of running out and not restocking before tonight.

Furk.

I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.

16 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

oh no, remember Jerry said the only chance he has to turn it around and make a deep playoff run is if it'sJason Garrett still there

thats the funny thing. Jason Garrett is a complete non entity.  It doesn't matter if he is there or not.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

Watching from the spa?

fancy boy. 

Cowboys suck.  

Just now, DougO said:

I made the tragic mistake of running out and not restocking before tonight.

Furk.

That's a you problem.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's a you problem.

I may have a couple of airline bottles of something or other. Not gonna be enough.

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Up until ten seconds left in the half, they'd given up 10. Meanwhile, Dak and Company have totally sucked ass. two or three short short drives. One fucking first down, and the Bears would have had to settle for a time out.

But, the D is looking pretty fucking shitty.

10 points on 3 possessions. You realize this whole half has been shortened because of the long drives, right? And the one they didn't score on, they allowed the Bears to jam it down their throat the whole way. Aside from the pick on that bad throw, this defense has not did one dam thing.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.

If they haven't given up they're damn sure disinterested.    

Almost zero fire and intensity out there tonight.   

One team wants the game.  The other wants to get on the plane home.

Even before this year, even when they looked like they had good defense, the Cowboys have to be one of the worst defenses in history on 3rd and long over the past five years or so. Opponents magically pull plays out of their ass on a regular basis.

That Dallas defense makes Trubisky look good and Montgomery who has done nothing all year...  From a life long Bears fan, our offense sucks

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.
 
Hard to watch with cucumbers slices covering your eyes ?
Just now, Wally Pryor said:

If they haven't given up they're damn sure disinterested.    

Almost zero fire and intensity out there tonight.   

One team wants the game.  The other wants to get on the plane home.

It was obvious after the first drive.  The cowboys can't wait to get to the offseason, smoke some blunts, go to some music festivals.    we do all the work running the ball and fail to use ANY FUCKING PLAY ACTION.

Just now, DougO said:

I may have a couple of airline bottles of something or other. Not gonna be enough.

Could anything be enough?

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

10 points on 3 possessions. You realize this whole half has been shortened because of the long drives, right? And the one they didn't score on, they allowed the Bears to jam it down their throat the whole way. Aside from the pick on that bad throw, this defense has not did one dam thing.

Had Dak gotten us one more first down (3 extra plays @ 40 sec each, that last long drive would have been cut short and they would have likely settled for a FG

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