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Jerry wants your anger. If he can't get your praise then anger will do. What he can't abide is ambivalence. 

Stop caring. Learn how to not give a flying fuck. 

Because it doesn't matter. All questions are answered by the owner. There is no escape. 

Embrace the chaos. 

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
8 minutes ago, Hate said:
I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.
 

Hard to watch with cucumbers slices covering your eyes ?

He's got the hot stones on his giblets, too

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

It was obvious after the first drive.  The cowboys can't wait to get to the offseason, smoke some blunts, go to some music festivals.    we do all the work running the ball and fail to use ANY FUCKING PLAY ACTION.

Divert the plane to  Frisco and bust the lot of them.

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Jerry wants your anger. If he can't get your praise then anger will do. What he can't abide is ambivalence. 

Stop buying tickets and merch. That's what gets his attention.

Just now, RPM said:

Stop buying tickets and merch. That's what gets his attention.

Then what would the great unwashed masses do for clothing and entertainment?

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

Robert Kraft type spa I’m guessing?

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

We suck balls

We?  You got a mouse in your pocket?

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

Just now, deadshank said:

Then what would the great unwashed masses do for clothing and entertainment?

Dunno, but the kids in Haiti would get a new wardrobe.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Stop buying tickets and merch. That's what gets his attention.

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

Did Troy's clothes get stolen?  Looks like he's wearing his workout outfit.

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

you must hate your BIL. 

I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.


Sounds like something Jason Garrett would do.
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

The only Cowboys jersey I ever owned was a Staubach jersey my Mom bought me for Christmas one year. It was Blue. She never understood why I didn't wear it.

Why haven’t the Bears been running him in situations all season?  

Spa=hot tub attached to pool. It’s only a hot tub if it is stand alone.

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6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

No y’all have a good chance of going 7-9 and winning the division still....   while the Bears might go 9-7 and not sniff the playoffs.

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1 minute ago, Hate said:

Spa=hot tub attached to pool. It’s only a hot tub if it is stand alone.

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You need to sweep your patio.

Just now, deadshank said:

Finally bottled up the Pollock QB. 

not the preferred nomenclature

Longhorn D wearing Cowboy gear tonight.  

Wow. Tackle someone. 

Look at that little monkey run!

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Puts his foot in the ground- troy drinking game. I'm wasted

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

Keep telling yourself there will be a new coach.

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Spa=hot tub attached to pool. It’s only a hot tub if it is stand alone.

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What's in the white bag?

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

No y’all have a good chance of going 7-9 and winning the division still....   

F that. Absolutely don't want. Maximum shame. Lose to the deadskins. Lose out. Suck every bit of hope out of the fanbase. Humiliations galore. 

That's the only thing that might get through the redneck's head

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Longhorn D wearing Cowboy gear tonight.  

Wow. Tackle someone. 

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Richard is such a spare. can't believe people thought he was head coach material.

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