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This defense is horrible. Sack the whole staff, Orlando needs a job. 

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Chunky Soup may want to rethink their ad campaign. 

Greek yogurt sales are wayyyy down.

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why hasn't Jerry fired Garrett?

Have you tried to find an NFL coach that wants to lick your taint?

Every single person on this staff needs to go including trainers, clubhouse people, and janitors. They need to completely flush this turd of a franchise and start over.

5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why hasn't Jerry fired Garrett?

Why hasn't the entire staff been fired?

Why hasn't Jerry fired Garrett?

I honestly don’t know if there is anything Garrett can do to get fired. Jerry will always make excuses for him.
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

He has not had the ball in how long? Defense gave up TDs to end and start the half. But hey, keep up your shtick. You literally discuss nothing else on this team besides Dak. I mean if what you post is actually called discussing.

dak isn’t as good as mitch the bitch trubisky. 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

As a Bears fan, y’all should fire Garrett’s ass after this game. We’re not very good but the Cowboys are making us look like the 49ers.

If we had any input into the decision he'd be gone five* years ago. 

*rough estimate since it's been a long fucking time 

Just now, Mossyhorn said:

This defensive staff is horrible. Sack them all, Orlando needs a job. 

the whole staff is bunch of spares from the head coach down.

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

When I was a freshman at UT, I thought I was smart shit, I didn't study worth a fuck, and after every exam I got angry and frustrated about how badly it went. I swore to do better. Then I went out drinking Weds thru Saturday, next exam, same result, same frustration. 

That is this team in a nutshell. 

I like your game plan. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

the whole staff is bunch of spares from the head coach down.

Fish rots at the head.  It’s Jerrah.

Think I might turn this off and watch the Kathy Bates sex tape. 

Well so much for that theory that the Cowboys only beat shitty teams. They also lose to them now. 
 

This though, this is the final nail in the Ginger Genius coffin.

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the whole staff is bunch of spares from the head coach down.

Fact.

We’ll still be first in the division after this loss aka we get to hear Jerry peddle BS for another week at least

send Jaylon Smith with Garrett please.  

"A big welcome to your new head coach of the Texas Longhorns...Jason Garrett!!!"

Just now, Underdog said:

Think I might turn this off and watch the Kathy Bates sex tape. 

She has more offensive skills than the Cowboys. 

get a new head coach that knows what the fuck he is doing with QB's.  offer Dak 20M or let him walk.  

Just now, Underdog said:

Think I might turn this off and watch the Kathy Bates sex tape. 

Well, reading the latest tax code would be better than this shit.

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

We’ll still be first in the division after this loss aka we get to hear Jerry peddle BS for another week at least

Correcto!

I am old enough to remember watching the Cowboys in 1960 when the closest they came to a win was a 31-31 tie against the Giants.  They were bad, but at least they were trying, this bunch of clowns has quit trying.  

The problem I have is that it shouldn’t take 3 quarters to throw a TD pass. I like Dak for his leadership etc...and I also recognize we have shit coaching and aren’t consistent but damn. He’s gotta hit guys in stride and throw TD passes. I don’t care if our offense is predicated on a piss poor running game and crap play calling. You got to be accurate outside of all of th shit I just mentioned. He’s not for whatever reason.

maybe the franchise tag shit is bothering him but he looks a lot worse than Mitch and Mitch sucks and probably will not be the Bears franchise QB

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Oh hey. Jaylen Smith finally doesn't give up a big play.

And he celebrates down 17

Very aggy

Fecals will go on to win the division at 7-9, then go on to win the Superbowl.

Hey!  A DB touched Witten and Witten didn't immediately fall over. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

"A big welcome to your new head coach of the Texas Longhorns...Jason Garrett!!!"

"Loud explosion"

What was that?  The collective Longhorn fanbase blowing their brains out.

Just now, Hate said:

Every single person on this staff needs to go including trainers, clubhouse people, and janitors. They need to completely flush this turd of a franchise and start over.

exactly,  I can’t imagine how many of Jerry lapdogs are hanging around this 25 year loser franchise ...the entire franchise needs an enema

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well so much for that theory that the Cowboys only beat shitty teams. They also lose to them now. 
 

This though, this is the final nail in the Ginger Genius coffin.

college gameday sport GIF

Brian Piccolo could run on this team. 
Shared a back field with John Mackovic at Wake Forest.

Nobody in motion. No play action on  third and three, Third and fucking three. Straight drop back. Fuck this offensive abortion.

8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

When I was a freshman at UT, I thought I was smart shit, I didn't study worth a fuck, and after every exam I got angry and frustrated about how badly it went. I swore to do better. Then I went out drinking Weds thru Saturday, next exam, same result, same frustration. 

That is this team in a nutshell. 

Brother?

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does Garrett ever talk? What exactly does he do?

Did you read the OP?  He speaks in clap. 

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does Garrett ever talk? What exactly does he do?

Only Jerry knows for sure.......

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

I am old enough to remember watching the Cowboys in 1960 when the closest they came to a win was a 31-31 tie against the Giants.  They were bad, but at least they were trying, this bunch of clowns has quit trying.  

Same as Troy and Jimmy's first year.  I think they went 1-15 but covered the spread almost every game.

Boise midget genius as oc was a fucking joke from day one.

10 days until the Rams. Make Richard the interim and see how it goes. Even if Garrett wins any of the next few, this team is an embarrassing early bounce in the wildcard. It’s over, Jerry.

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Just now, DougO said:

Boise midget genius as oc was a fucking joke from day one.

He didn't do a fucking thing for Dak as a QB coach

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

spit again Garrett you pussy

Spitting is the new clapping.

Earl Thomas - "Thank you, God!"

Turns out the star on the helmet is actually a rating.

9 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


I honestly don’t know if there is anything Garrett can do to get fired. Jerry will always make excuses for him.

It's Costanza-esque.  Almost like Garrett is trying to get fired but can't.  Put on Roger Staubach's first super bowl jersey and get bbq grease all over it.

Kellen Moore is over his head as a coordinator. Should have been put in a less crucial role where he could learn 

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