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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

My favorite scene in the movie is unspoken. 
Clark and Eddie are grocery shopping, it’s implied that Clark’s probably picking up the tab. Eddie puts a couple bags of dog food in the cart, a few feet down the aisle Clark puts a box of light bulbs on top of the dog food. Another few feet and Eddie throws another bag of dog food on top, completely smashing the light bulbs. Clark doesn’t say a word. 
 

Yeah, love the little subtleties you find in movies and this is one of them.  

20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.

They want you to say Grace. (pause) The BLESS-ing!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the Republic for which it stands (Eddie stands up), one nation under God, with liberty and justice for all.

Amen. Amen.

The BLESS-ing may be one of my favorite lines of any movie ever.

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The BLESS-ing may be one of my favorite lines of any movie ever.

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12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

My favorite scene in the movie is unspoken. 
Clark and Eddie are grocery shopping, it’s implied that Clark’s probably picking up the tab. Eddie puts a couple bags of dog food in the cart, a few feet down the aisle Clark puts a box of light bulbs on top of the dog food. Another few feet and Eddie throws another bag of dog food on top, completely smashing the light bulbs. Clark doesn’t say a word. 
 

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On 12/6/2019 at 10:30 AM, Yev Kassem said:

See? Can’t see the line!

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My reaction every year when all my outdoor lights and decorations still work...

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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The BLESS-ing may be one of my favorite lines of any movie ever.

That scene is just amazingly humorous. Kind of cool to know she was Betty Boop. 

The best part of the wal mart scene with the light bulbs is that Eddie is buying two vastly different kinds of dog food even though they only have one dog.  Ol Roy is what Eddie eats, or feeds his kids.  

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For some reason it always makes me laugh more when Eddie is emptying the shitter on the curb and the music being played is Rudolph the red nosed reindeer with a tuba.

You see the plate runs right underneath my part...this over here *slaps head twice* you know, nothing...but here, if this gets dented, my hair isn't gonna grow right

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

The best part of the wal mart scene with the light bulbs is that Eddie is buying two vastly different kinds of dog food even though they only have one dog.  Ol Roy is what Eddie eats, or feeds his kids.  

That's a pretty fucking dark place you went there. Feeding children dog food. 

I just always assumed he knew Clark was paying so he took full advantage to stock up. 

Pretty classless to be talking about Eddie's kids like that. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Pretty classless to be talking about Eddie's kids like that. 

Well, his daughter is in rehab. Getting clean off the Turkey.

Hey Griz, If you aren't doing anything constructive how about running into the living room and getting my stogies?

I used "why don't you bend over and I'll show ya?" in response to the cliched question/joke of "how'd you make such pretty kids?"  Right in the middle of the office.  Cackles could be heard for miles.

Yeah, this was several years ago, the girl was a really good friend, and it was a pretty casual work environment.

3 hours ago, threesheets said:

I used "why don't you bend over and I'll show ya?" in response to the cliched question/joke of "how'd you make such pretty kids?"  Right in the middle of the office.  Cackles could be heard for miles.

Yeah, this was several years ago, the girl was a really good friend, and it was a pretty casual work environment.

99% of the time that would earn you a sit-down with HR today.  Minimum.

The other 1% will get you laid. 

Hey Griz, If you aren't doing anything constructive how about running into the living room and getting my stogies?

Is there anything else I can do for you Uncle Lewis?

If you don’t mind Clark I’d like to fumigate this here chair. It’s a quality item.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving all year long Clark.

That it is Edward.

Where's Eddie?  He usually eats these goddamn things. 

Oh not recently Clark. Eddie read that Squirrels were high in cholesterol.
On 12/6/2019 at 11:09 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

"Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."

might be the best written script line in the history of script writing.

FREEZE!

Spoiler

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56 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Can I show you something?

 

The first comment on YouTube on that video is such lulz.   No shit, dumbass.

I love when Ellen stumbles just a bit coming out the front door after Clark falls off the roof. She plays it off exactly the way you’d expect in real life.

Can I refill your eggnog?  Get you something to eat?  Take you to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Nah, Clark.  I'm doing just fine.

Where'd you get the tenement on wheels?

That there Clark, is an RV.

On 12/13/2019 at 6:00 PM, Errestaurants said:

Can I show you something?

 

She showed everyone something in Boxing Helena 

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On 12/13/2019 at 9:00 PM, Errestaurants said:

Can I show you something?

 

Hard to believe she was already 35 when the movie premiered. 

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I was hanging out with my girlfriend's family on Saturday and I told her sister about this movie. She is young enough to have not heard much about this movie. My girlfriend SA d she would not like it, bit I showed her some clips and she loved it so we are watching it on Christmas Eve. My "You Serious Clark?" shirt has come in and I think I'll wear that tomorrow.

I have an Official Jelly of the month Club Member shirt as well.  I got three sweaters for this year and the years to come. I am trying to get my job to let me wear one on Christmas. I personally would wear the one with Randy Quaid on the front in his bathrobe that says "Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!" if they will let me on Christmas Day. 

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Hard to believe she was already 35 when the movie premiered. 


She’s 65 today. Wow

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

28 yo JLD isn't bad.

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7 hours ago, RPM said:

28 yo JLD isn't bad.

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JLD circa 2019 is still hot-as-balls.

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