December 7, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: My favorite scene in the movie is unspoken. Clark and Eddie are grocery shopping, it’s implied that Clark’s probably picking up the tab. Eddie puts a couple bags of dog food in the cart, a few feet down the aisle Clark puts a box of light bulbs on top of the dog food. Another few feet and Eddie throws another bag of dog food on top, completely smashing the light bulbs. Clark doesn’t say a word. Yeah, love the little subtleties you find in movies and this is one of them.
December 7, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, C-Man said: Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. They want you to say Grace. (pause) The BLESS-ing! I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the Republic for which it stands (Eddie stands up), one nation under God, with liberty and justice for all. Amen. Amen. The BLESS-ing may be one of my favorite lines of any movie ever.
December 8, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: The BLESS-ing may be one of my favorite lines of any movie ever.
December 8, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: My favorite scene in the movie is unspoken. Clark and Eddie are grocery shopping, it’s implied that Clark’s probably picking up the tab. Eddie puts a couple bags of dog food in the cart, a few feet down the aisle Clark puts a box of light bulbs on top of the dog food. Another few feet and Eddie throws another bag of dog food on top, completely smashing the light bulbs. Clark doesn’t say a word.
December 8, 20196 yr Author 11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: The BLESS-ing may be one of my favorite lines of any movie ever. That scene is just amazingly humorous. Kind of cool to know she was Betty Boop.
December 8, 20196 yr Oh dear, did I break wind again? My go to line around the house when the kids walk into a cloud of death.
December 9, 20196 yr The best part of the wal mart scene with the light bulbs is that Eddie is buying two vastly different kinds of dog food even though they only have one dog. Ol Roy is what Eddie eats, or feeds his kids. Edited December 9, 20196 yr by Lobo
December 9, 20196 yr For some reason it always makes me laugh more when Eddie is emptying the shitter on the curb and the music being played is Rudolph the red nosed reindeer with a tuba.
December 9, 20196 yr You see the plate runs right underneath my part...this over here *slaps head twice* you know, nothing...but here, if this gets dented, my hair isn't gonna grow right
December 9, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Lobo said: The best part of the wal mart scene with the light bulbs is that Eddie is buying two vastly different kinds of dog food even though they only have one dog. Ol Roy is what Eddie eats, or feeds his kids. That's a pretty fucking dark place you went there. Feeding children dog food. I just always assumed he knew Clark was paying so he took full advantage to stock up.
December 9, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Underdog said: Pretty classless to be talking about Eddie's kids like that. Well, his daughter is in rehab. Getting clean off the Turkey.
December 9, 20196 yr Hey Griz, If you aren't doing anything constructive how about running into the living room and getting my stogies?
December 10, 20196 yr I used "why don't you bend over and I'll show ya?" in response to the cliched question/joke of "how'd you make such pretty kids?" Right in the middle of the office. Cackles could be heard for miles. Yeah, this was several years ago, the girl was a really good friend, and it was a pretty casual work environment.
December 10, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, threesheets said: I used "why don't you bend over and I'll show ya?" in response to the cliched question/joke of "how'd you make such pretty kids?" Right in the middle of the office. Cackles could be heard for miles. Yeah, this was several years ago, the girl was a really good friend, and it was a pretty casual work environment. 99% of the time that would earn you a sit-down with HR today. Minimum. The other 1% will get you laid.
December 12, 20196 yr Hey Griz, If you aren't doing anything constructive how about running into the living room and getting my stogies?Is there anything else I can do for you Uncle Lewis?
December 12, 20196 yr If you don’t mind Clark I’d like to fumigate this here chair. It’s a quality item.
December 12, 20196 yr Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things. Oh not recently Clark. Eddie read that Squirrels were high in cholesterol.
December 12, 20196 yr I do like to hear the phrase Danny Fucking Kaye at least once a holiday season.
December 12, 20196 yr On 12/6/2019 at 11:09 AM, Knoxtnhorn said: "Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised." might be the best written script line in the history of script writing. FREEZE! Spoiler
December 14, 20196 yr 56 minutes ago, Errestaurants said: Can I show you something? The first comment on YouTube on that video is such lulz. No shit, dumbass.
December 15, 20196 yr I love when Ellen stumbles just a bit coming out the front door after Clark falls off the roof. She plays it off exactly the way you’d expect in real life.
December 17, 20196 yr Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Take you to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Nah, Clark. I'm doing just fine.
December 17, 20196 yr On 12/13/2019 at 6:00 PM, Errestaurants said: Can I show you something? She showed everyone something in Boxing Helena
December 18, 20196 yr Author On 12/13/2019 at 9:00 PM, Errestaurants said: Can I show you something? Hard to believe she was already 35 when the movie premiered.
December 24, 20196 yr Author I was hanging out with my girlfriend's family on Saturday and I told her sister about this movie. She is young enough to have not heard much about this movie. My girlfriend SA d she would not like it, bit I showed her some clips and she loved it so we are watching it on Christmas Eve. My "You Serious Clark?" shirt has come in and I think I'll wear that tomorrow. I have an Official Jelly of the month Club Member shirt as well. I got three sweaters for this year and the years to come. I am trying to get my job to let me wear one on Christmas. I personally would wear the one with Randy Quaid on the front in his bathrobe that says "Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!" if they will let me on Christmas Day. Edited December 24, 20196 yr by UpperWestside
December 24, 20196 yr Hard to believe she was already 35 when the movie premiered. She’s 65 today. Wow
December 24, 20196 yr Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
December 24, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, RPM said: 28 yo JLD isn't bad. JLD circa 2019 is still hot-as-balls.
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