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Is the wagon dealer going to send in the young finance lady trying to sell them a undercoating, upholstry protection and extended warranty?

I told them the last time that the meth lab should be as low to the floorboards as possible because of the center of gravity when the ponies pull it around a corner but did they listen?  

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Oh please have Aggy build it... 😂

That dickwagon is supposed to be loaded with dicks to keep it from flipping, but stoops and riley keep eating them 

15 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

dickwagon

Future username noted and logged

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A couple of instructional cornering videos:

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If ever a video needed to be edited with Stoops' wares spilling out all over the field its this bottom one. 

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I got just what you need.

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This baby comes in just the right colors.

And look, we can make it even more stable!

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We put some wheels on these sweet babies and Gorilla Tape them right on!

You've seen the Gorilla Tape on the TV, haven't ya? Lasts forever!

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We can do this for $300,000.

Cheaper than getting a player off the hook for nearly killing a woman.

I don't have to tell you how much that costs.

Deal?

 

They'll probably let some 5 star running back "test drive" it for six months at no cost.

You all are too late. I already built and sold them a new one. They are very happy with the design.

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Professional

Wagon builder

 

Almost as embarrassing as needing 3rd party engineers to supervise the building of a bonfire by a supposedly good engineering university...

Maybe the Amish?

They are literally the only modern "professional wagon builders" lol

They look like they suck too

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Maybe just learn how to fucking drive?

 

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

A couple of instructional cornering videos:

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If they're taking suggestions. I recommend narrowing the wheelbase. 

Thought title was "aggy to build the next sooner schooner"

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Thought title was "aggy to build the next sooner schooner"

If that was the case I’d probably stop laughing shortly before the heat death of the universe.

27 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Maybe the Amish?

They are literally the only modern "professional wagon builders" lol

They look like they suck too

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Maybe just learn how to fucking drive?

 

I've seen a shitload of those folks in my time, never seem them flip one over.

8 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I recommend a thule roof cargo carrier.

I don't think Subarus are allowed in Oklahoma.

Maybe they should approach some reality TV car restoration show .... 

I’d apply, but where would I get enough balsa and dung?
College Station. duh
3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Thujone should do the design.

First person I thought of.

Square wheels with a 70’s truck camper on the back, and a blonde on top.

Perhaps this reference is dating me a bit but...

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oklahoma just wins.  wins football games, wins women beating contests, wins cop tackling quarterback contests, dick eating contests....you name it, they're gonna win it gotdamn it.

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