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#3

I told them the last time that the meth lab should be as low to the floorboards as possible because of the center of gravity when the ponies pull it around a corner but did they listen?Ā Ā 

#13

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I got just what you need.

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This baby comes in just the right colors.

And look, we can make it even more stable!

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We put some wheels on these sweet babies and Gorilla Tape them right on!

You've seen the Gorilla Tape on the TV, haven't ya? Lasts forever!

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We can do this for $300,000.

Cheaper than getting a player off the hook for nearly killing a woman.

I don't have to tell you how much that costs.

Deal?

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#15

You all are too late. I already built and sold them a new one. They are very happy with the design.

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#19

Professional

Wagon builder

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Almost as embarrassing as needing 3rd party engineers to supervise the building of a bonfire by a supposedly good engineering university...

#20

Maybe the Amish?

They are literally the only modern "professional wagon builders" lol

They look like they suck too

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Maybe just learn how to fucking drive?

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#24
1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Thought title was "aggy to build the next sooner schooner"

If that was the case I’d probably stop laughing shortly before the heat death of the universe.

#26
27 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Maybe the Amish?

They are literally the only modern "professional wagon builders" lol

They look like they suck too

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Maybe just learn how to fucking drive?

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I've seen a shitload of those folks in my time, never seem them flip one over.

#31
3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Thujone should do the design.

First person I thought of.

Square wheels with a 70’s truck camper on the back, and a blonde on top.

#33

oklahoma just wins.Ā  wins football games, wins women beating contests, wins cop tackling quarterback contests, dick eating contests....you name it, they're gonna win it gotdamn it.

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