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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

BUT WE WENT TOE TO TOE WITH LSU!!!

ah, the good ole days 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

And every other game was loseable like KU, KSU, and oSu. We could do this all day. This team overachieved last year on the back of a QB having a great season. He didn't have as great as a season this year and form fell back to the norm. 

What is the hallmark of close games if you have more talent than the opponent? Turnovers and undisciplined play. Every game that was too close was marred by undisciplined play. Not sure why you are burying your head in the sand. The team clearly was deflated after the loss to LSU and never matched that level of play again all season.  

i hate taylor swift.  tone-screech.  the entire modern pop-music industry: freeze it in carbonite, then nuke it from orbit.  to be sure.

Come on rapists, you can do this.

6 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Make excuses all you want but there is no reason this team shouldnt have made the playoffs. OU tried to give us the game against them but we were too undisciplined to take it. When we played the Baylor game the team had quit. That was the only blowout loss of the season. Every other game was winnable. 

it's ok dude, you're not the only dumbass around here that bought into the "we're back" stupidity.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Hurts is such a spare.  OU should be winning this in a blowout, but as he’s done pretty much constantly since our game with OU, Hurts has kept the game close with turnovers.

And fuck Baylor for sending Brewer in the game punch drunk until the referees had to remove him.   That was as bad as when Herman let Sam go back in after OU knocked him unconscious in 2017.

There needs to be 3rd party doctors because coaches obviously can't be trusted. OU barely spent two minutes looking at their defender the refs took out and Brewer being back in is awful.

Just now, hookem48 said:

it's ok dude, you're not the only dumbass around here that bought into the "we're back" stupidity.

Its not the "we are back, I blindly believe in Tom" crowd that I fall in. I fall in the, we have more talent than all these fucking teams and we contunually underachieve with poor coaching staffs. If you think that moron Hurts and that spare Brewer are awesome, you are an idiot. We shouldve beaten both those teams. There is no reason we shouldnt have won the big 12 this year other than pure underachieving failure. 

This Big 12 commercial is miles beyond the stupid 80s light show ones.

Why do conferences pay money to advertise on TV?

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Its not the "we are back, I blindly believe in Tom" crowd that I fall in. I fall in the, we have more talent than all these fucking teams and we contunually underachieve with poor coaching staffs. If you think that moron Hurts and that spare Brewer are awesome, you are an idiot. We shouldve beaten both those teams. There is no reason we shouldnt have won the big 12 this year other than pure underachieving failure. 

you bought into it, just admit it

does jazlyn have eligibility left?

god damnit, throw it like a fucking football or get the fuck out 

Just now, hookem48 said:

you bought into it, just admit it

Not an argument. I guess you think the coaches did mighty swell this year, huh? Cuz this team shouldve won the big 12. 

Just once, can we get some kids that aren’t little fegs that chest pass these footballs? Is it impossible to find some athletic ability? 

I am kind of pulling for Jazzy because I would like to fuck the hell out of her, but what she wants to waste the money on turns me off

This chest passing is egregious and has tainted the scared integrity of the Dr Pepper competition 

13 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Make excuses all you want but there is no reason this team shouldnt have made the playoffs. OU tried to give us the game against them but we were too undisciplined to take it. When we played the Baylor game the team had quit. That was the only blowout loss of the season. Every other game was winnable. 

This has to be satire.

Right?

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

does jazlyn have eligibility left?

I’d throw it in her hole. 

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol. While you were writing that, I was going back to look for your original post. I almost replied to it at the time but figured what's the use. I figured I should give you some shit after the way the half ended. 

Well, in fairness, I never trust our defense to get a stop against OU. So to me, you never defer to them. Seems Rhule wisely trusts his defense. 

big xii.  the  un-conference.

Oh and my unscientific analysis is that Jazzy has daddy issues  and the other kid is a flamer

I would say Teagan brought shame upon his family with that embarrassing performance, but they named him Teagan, so... 

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Hurts is such a spare.  OU should be winning this in a blowout, but as he’s done pretty much constantly since our game with OU, Hurts has kept the game close with turnovers.

And fuck Baylor for sending Brewer in the game punch drunk until the referees had to remove him.   That was as bad as when Herman let Sam go back in after OU knocked him unconscious in 2017.

Hurts could turn into a RB and OU will win.

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I am kind of pulling for Jazzy because I would like to fuck the hell out of her, but what she wants to waste the money on turns me off

Everyone I’ve ever fucked has wasteful spending habits that turn me off

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Damn I think she only missed 2 or 3 throws. Good for her...Teagan...come on man

are you calling him a moron Dennis?

Brewer out?  Eek.  

Brewer out will catch up with them in the 2nd half. OU wins by 10 

Rhule with the bullshit “we are gonna evaluate him more so hes done for the game”

 

just say he got a concussion, fuckface

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Jizlyn is TCU hot.

i knew she'd win, had that confident look.  Shot like Steph Curry, earned it.

btw, tangent -- i have long wondered -- wtf do Marketing Executives do? They make shitloads of money, but what real work do they do? They are not Finance or Accounting. They are not product - that's engineers. They are not IT admins or coders, which requires real brains.  Heck, the delivery drivers do more substantive work . So what do marketing execs do that can't be done by some $20/hr guy?  

18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Things just always seem to work out for OU.  The Baylor choke, Iowa State missed 2, bullshit first down against TCU. Then Utah shits the bed. Now Baylor loses its starting QB. OU will be in the playoff. They’ll win and Georgia will probably choke away a lead tonight. 

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I think Holly Rowe has developed another chin since the last time I saw her

11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

This Big 12 commercial is miles beyond the stupid 80s light show ones.

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My over bet isn’t looking so well...

FUCK I love that pistol 3 back set where one of the up backs leaks out.

Man why the fuck can't Texas just have a real goddamn offense for once in 10 years.

2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

i knew she'd win, had that confident look.  Shot like Steph Curry, earned it.

btw, tangent -- i have long wondered -- wtf do Marketing Executives do? They make shitloads of money, but what real work do they do? They are not Finance or Accounting. They are not product - that's engineers. They are not IT admins or coders, which requires real brains.  Heck, the delivery drivers do more substantive work . So what do marketing execs do that can't be done by some $20/hr guy?  

I thought Marketing execs dreamed up marketing strategies. Which a $20/hr guy could also do, but he doesn't have an MBA or Marketing degree. 

I don't know shit about Marketing but I've always liked this Bill Hicks routine:

 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

FUCK I love that pistol 3 back set where one of the up backs leaks out.

Man why the fuck can't Texas just have a real goddamn offense for once in 10 years.

10 years?  You forgot about the GDGD O that our QB’s had to ignore to win games.  

“Better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.”  - John Heisman

1 minute ago, SDG said:

10 years?  You forgot about the GDGD O that our QB’s had to ignore to win games.  

eh GDGD offense fucking won so I don't care that "the qb had to ignore it"

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

moron ou fan still has to do Horns down

rent free

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