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whoever wins this game will get murdered in the semis 

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Really? Kind of surprised they're not going for it. No problem with the kick but I wasn't expecting it. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

whoever wins this game will get murdered in the semis 

As per usual 

 

6 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

moron ou fan still has to do Horns down

no need to repeat yourself

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

whoever wins this game will get murdered in the semis 

It's hard to tell, but honest to god, I'm sitting here wondering how in the fuck Texas lost to Baylor.   The bears look not good.   Also notice Baylor is always getting in that just after the whistle hit.  Looks shady and I have no rooting interest one way or the other.

Best case scenario the winner of this game misses  the playoff and the Big 12 dogs reevaluate this non sense and do away with it.

We can hope?

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

As per usual 

The Big12, a great tune-up for the National Championship game.

27 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

What is the hallmark of close games if you have more talent than the opponent? Turnovers and undisciplined play. Every game that was too close was marred by undisciplined play. Not sure why you are burying your head in the sand. The team clearly was deflated after the loss to LSU and never matched that level of play again all season.  

that’s a beautiful excuse.   Couldn’t get up for the last 8 games 

Matt Rhule is The Peanut Butter Falcon. 

Is that the thing you do with a dog?
Just now, Loco said:

It's hard to tell, but honest to god, I'm sitting here wondering how in the fuck Texas lost to Baylor.   The bears look not good.   Also notice Baylor is always getting in that just after the whistle hit.  Looks shady and I have no rooting interest one way or the other.

We lost because we mailed that game in very early.    Coaching went to mailbox first followed by our offensive line, etc.  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

that’s a beautiful excuse.   Couldn’t get up for the last 8 games 

A better excuse is Sam's ribs got broken. He went from fearless leader to way too cautious "game manager" and completely stopped running the ball, looking confident moving in the pocket, ect...

11 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

I thought Marketing execs dreamed up marketing strategies. Which a $20/hr guy could also do, but he doesn't have an MBA or Marketing degree. 

I don't know shit about Marketing but I've always liked this Bill Hicks routine:

 

sure, but what good is the marketing component of an mba? Like i said the number crunchng, taxes and investments are done by finance and account types. Anyway, i'll take this mystery to another forum, but this question has intrigued me for a long time. 

Bohanan getting exposed now. This one looks like it's over

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Baylor's 2nd half offense looking similar to three weeks ago.

Their backup QB is a slight downgrade from the guy we didn’t offer. 

Just now, Juke_Em said:

Bohanan getting exposed now. This one looks like it's over

It's 13-13. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It's 13-13. 

Not for long. 

Just don't even look back at the ball, Baylor safety. 

OUsucks starting to do whatever they want on offense.

Apparently, Texas DB’s aren’t the only ones completely incapable of finding the ball in the air. 

The difference is that we’re D.B.U.
Just now, The_highest_of_fives said:

Fairly confident that Boomer Sooner is on Hell’s Soundtrack

boomsoon11.jpg

19 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

whoever wins this game will get murdered in the semis 

This year more than any other playoff year, it’s so important to get that 1 seed. I expect tOSU to run up the score as much as possible, because if LSU beats UGA, they should absolutely be the 1 seed based on resume. 

Players can be nitwits, but you'd think coaches would show some film and then demand that they secure their hair so they can't be tackled by it.

Cut your hair you dirty hippie!

Murray out means the OU defense gets a lot worse. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Cut your hair and you wouldn't have been tackled. 

Thanks grandpa

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Was that an injection into the vein gesture?

Why don't they and Ohio State/LSU WRs doing TD-dances get flagged for it?

If a Texas player doesn't robotically walk to the sidelines after a (rare thanks to our forever-coach, mensa-boi) TD, he gets flagged.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Murray out means the OU defense gets a lot worse. 

He just got the wind knocked out

1 minute ago, Loco said:

Cut your hair you dirty hippie!

Better yet, tackle him by pulling it out by the roots!

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Why don't they and Ohio State/LSU WRs doing TD-dances get flagged for it?

If a Texas player doesn't robotically walk to the sidelines after a (rare thanks to our forever-coach, mensa-boi) TD, he gets flagged.

Going to need you to cite your sources on this one. 

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Why don't they and Ohio State/LSU WRs doing TD-dances get flagged for it?

If a Texas player doesn't robotically walk to the sidelines after a (rare thanks to our forever-coach, mensa-boi) TD, he gets flagged.

damon wayans dancing GIF

17 minutes ago, Zavala said:

A better excuse is Sam's ribs got broken. He went from fearless leader to way too cautious "game manager" and completely stopped running the ball, looking confident moving in the pocket, ect...

Or you could realize that BAYLOR and OU are better than Texas this year.  It’s a mathematical and athletic fact 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Going to need you to cite your sources on this one. 

I wasn't marking the date and time the offenses occurred, so go watch all the TDs they've made from all their games in the past month for yourself and you'll see it.

4 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Thanks grandpa

It's just bad strategy more things to legally grab onto as well as extra weight.

4 minutes ago, Zavala said:

He just got the wind knocked out

Oh, not paralyzed then? Pity. 

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I wasn't marking the date and time the offenses occurred, so go watch all the TDs they've made from all their games in the past month for yourself and you'll see it.

Talking out your ass then. Cool. Cool. 

Texas fan did double-hook'em next to a bunch of BLOWu Idiots doing horns down, because, you know, neurotic people are neurotic.

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