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Looks like we get Lane vs Sark next year.

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes ole miss slimy? They’re nowhere near as slimy as auburn, Baylor, Penn st, etc. 

Well, Ed Orgeron did coach there too

I mean he attacked a media member who joked on a podcast that you can't make a housewife out of a hoe for calling him a hoe the day before your going to engage in prime hoe behavior. 

Kiffin sucks. 

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As a Texas fan, I really really hope Lane doesn't let his relationship with Sark get in the way of him stealing Kyle Flood away from Texas. 

21 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

History's greatest monster speaks.

he couldn't leave without getting a dig in at the admin who gave him a chance.

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

LSU claims they didnt use a cent of public money for his buyout...the lions share came from 1 "anonymous" donor

 

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes ole miss slimy? They’re nowhere near as slimy as auburn, Baylor, Penn st, etc. 

Freeze, Beard, confederate celebration, 98% acceptance rate

A couple of really good LSU commits that have visited Texas a couple of times recently with family might stay at LSU now.

We will see I guess.

I think Kiffin was always leaving this year and LSU fired Kelly early to make sure Florida didn't have an edge.  Lane is only loyal to Lane.   Ol Miss figured out they were getting played and it's why they did what they did.

College football needs rules for players and coaching when they can leave.  This chaos only benefits the power schools. 
 

With that said, Sark needs to go big game poaching.
 

 

That threat meant nothing. Whether he coached Ole Miss again or not, he absolutely is going to do his best to poach coaches, staff, and players. 

No way you allow him in the building again. Unfortunately, Ole Miss realized this days--if not weeks--later than they should have.

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whoever gave him the new nickname, The Heaux, is a genius

God really has to be annoyed that he's being scapegoated for Lane being a scumbag. 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes ole miss slimy? They’re nowhere near as slimy as auburn, Baylor, Penn st, etc. 

They’ve employed Houston Nutt, Tubbs, Coach O, Freeze, and Kiffin. Collectively enough grease to form one of those fatbergs you read about clogging the London or NYC sewer. 
 

Of course he can’t coach the CFP. Every sideline shot you have an ESPN talking head reading a Sexton script: amazing what he’s done, fantastic coach, he did this at poor Ole Miss imagine the great things in store at LSU, speculating what players will follow him, etc. Fuck that. Whatever narrative Golding sets, at least it will be about Ole Miss and not about the bright future in store for their rival. 

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15 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Looks like we get Lane vs Sark next year.

We were gonna have that regardless of where, amongst the three he landed.  

14 minutes ago, deech said:

I mean he attacked a media member who joked on a podcast that you can't make a housewife out of a hoe for calling him a hoe the day before your going to engage in prime hoe behavior. 

Kiffin sucks. 

 

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The “single donor” paying Kelly’s buyout is coach speak for the children’s hospital in Baton Rouge taking one for the team. 

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It is only a matter of time before Lane Kiffin starts referring to Lane Kiffin in the 3rd person.

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes ole miss slimy? They’re nowhere near as slimy as auburn, Baylor, Penn st, etc. 

Damn…..didn’t know  there were so many slimy teams in this conference! 

15 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Freeze, Beard, confederate celebration, 98% acceptance rate

 

8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

They’ve employed Houston Nutt, Tubbs, Coach O, Freeze, and Kiffin. Collectively enough grease to form one of those fatbergs you read about clogging the London or NYC sewer. 
 

Of course he can’t coach the CFP. Every sideline shot you have an ESPN talking head reading a Sexton script: amazing what he’s done, fantastic coach, he did this at poor Ole Miss imagine the great things in store at LSU, speculating what players will follow him, etc. Fuck that. Whatever narrative Golding sets, at least it will be about Ole Miss and not about the bright future in store for their rival. 

Sorry, hiring sleazy coaches isn’t even remotely in the same area code of systemic covering up of rape and the sexual assault of children, or conspiring to ruin a man’s life so you don’t have to pay a coaching buyout. 

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Damn…..didn’t know  there were so many slimy teams in this conference! 

SEC= Slime E Conference 

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

God really has to be annoyed that he's being scapegoated for Lane being a scumbag. 

Kim Mulkey heard that!  Thought you were talking about her…..now….Lane and Kim can go to the prom together!

30 minutes ago, deech said:

I mean he attacked a media member who joked on a podcast that you can't make a housewife out of a hoe for calling him a hoe the day before your going to engage in prime hoe behavior.     Kiffin sucks. 

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One of the most unflattering Kiffin promos. Outside of what aggy did to promote Elko. Aggy made it look like he was a good year blimp terrorizing college station. 

42 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

A head coach leaving most of the time torpedoes a team's chances, except for Michigan basketball Fab Five.

Not to be a pedant, but the Michigan tourney win predates the fab five. Those stupid fucks never even won the Big Ten, much less an NCAA title.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Sorry, hiring sleazy coaches isn’t even remotely in the same area code of systemic covering up of rape and the sexual assault of children, or conspiring to ruin a man’s life so you don’t have to pay a coaching buyout. 

Wasn’t the implication that Freeze was procuring call girls for both himself and minor football recruits? 

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Wasn’t the implication that Freeze was procuring call girls for both himself and minor football recruits? 

He had a coupon. It’s ok. 

  • blacklab changed the title to Lane Kiffin to LSU?
7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Wasn’t the implication that Freeze was procuring call girls for both himself and minor football recruits? 

It wasn’t an implication, freeze did that shit. But so did Bo Davis at Alabama, who went on to coach at Texas. Paying women to fuck recruits don’t happen everywhere, but it happens A LOT. 
 

now, letting your players rape women…or children…is something else…

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Ole Miss is a lame duck playoff team now. Sucks for them. Kiffin clearly doesn't care about winning a national title.

Zero sympathy for ole miss. They knew who they were hiring. This just makes it easier to hate LSU even more. 

1 minute ago, UTkicker said:

Ole Miss is a lame duck playoff team now. Sucks for them. Kiffin clearly doesn't care about winning a national title.

You mean “lane” duck, don’t you?

Just now, UTkicker said:

Ole Miss is a lame duck playoff team now. Sucks for them. Kiffin clearly doesn't care about winning a national title.

Well he’s never won one as a HC. Has he even won a CCG as a HC? 

1 minute ago, UTkicker said:

Ole Miss is a lame duck playoff team now. Sucks for them. Kiffin clearly doesn't care about winning a national title.

Or he figured they didn’t have a chance to win one. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Zero sympathy for ole miss. They knew who they were hiring. This just makes it easier to hate LSU even more. 

Ole Miss didn’t buy Kiffin…they leased him….and the lease is up!

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

His son was wearing LSU headphones in an instagram post a few days ago along with his daughter posting pics at an LSU women’s club meeting. 

His daughter goes to LSU

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Well he’s never won one as a HC. Has he even won a CCG as a HC? 

2 C-USA championships!

3 minutes ago, BERT said:

His daughter goes to LSU

No, she is/was a student at Ole Miss, the other daughter goes to USC. 

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

While the rest of this is amusing the shitty impact on the Ole Miss players is certainly not. It truly sucks for them. 

I can’t get on the same level as some of you. I do not feel badly for Ole Miss the school or the players. They made their bed with Kiffin. And I don’t hate Kiffin. He’s a great coach and I’m not going to get self righteous about a man I’ve never met. Some of you are very emotional. 

Thx for title change @blacklab.

 

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

$12,000,000…..so $1,000,000 / mo.    That’s a lot of beads!

Plus incentive bonuses...

 

Wonder what those bonuses might be???

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No, she is/was a student at Ole Miss, the other daughter goes to USC. 

Well, I’ll be damned 

 

but she dates an LSU player!! Just trying to fit LSU in there somewhere now 

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4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

She better transfer for her own safety

Isn’t she dating an LSU player? Naturally she’d transfer if her dad moved to LSU

Did some whale bet Lane $100 million that he couldn't get run off by every SEC school, or something?  Lulz. 

16 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Nm...  Messed up

 

                   

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