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so ... it's DefinitelyNotYetChrisAsh?

We knew it was Chris Ash from jump street. Herman hiring another bro on the failboat. 

I’ve been trying to tell y’all to prepare to be underwhelmed.

14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Just buy him a OneBlade.

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What a bizarro pic.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

The same ash that was 8-678 at Rutgers?

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

I heard Jimbo won a natty at FSU so I guess aggy will be awesome too 

Does he know how to teach tackling? And technique? 
 

Will he fire Giles worthless ass?

44 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

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7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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I would do so many things to Natalie Dormer. Ho Lee Fuk

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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I would do so many things to Natalie Dormer. Ho Lee Fuk

Not familiar with her work but looks like a basic Appalachian whore. And that’s a good thing.

So I guess by this news, Orlando has been rehired by Texas and been given a raise too. 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Just buy him a OneBlade.

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Hairy as a Furby. DO NOT WANT.

CHIEF

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Not familiar with her work but looks like a basic Appalachian whore. And that’s a good thing.

She was on GoT. I would easily lick her booty hole. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is this the offer Nahlin said we were waiting to hear back from?

Given the release of SC making Harrel an offer, I imagine we have already countered. 

14 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Not familiar with her work but looks like a basic Appalachian whore. And that’s a good thing.

Highgarden, Appalachia, same difference. /cersei

Ugh. I hope this isn't true. 


Been underwhelmed since Maryland v2
Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

 


Been underwhelmed since Maryland v2

 

It just seems like a lazy hire, which after seeing his first rounds of hires shouldn't even surprise me anymore. 

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl



Kinda like our current head coach who helped design a national championship offense and is now a magnificent failure? I’ve heard the “see what they did at ohio state” argument before.


1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It just seems like a lazy hire, which after seeing his first rounds of hires shouldn't even surprise me anymore. 

And puzzling since he was already on staff as an analyst.  I get that Herman and Orlando were probably so thick-skinned that they ignored any advice being handed down but what gives anyone the impression this guy is going to turn things around while watching a half-season of the same rehashed mistakes torch the defense from the sidelines? 

Just now, Gravy Train said:

And puzzling since he was already on staff as an analyst.  I get that Herman and Orlando were probably so thick-skinned that they ignored any advice being handed down but what gives anyone the impression this guy is going to turn things around while watching a half-season of the same rehashed mistakes torch the defense from the sidelines? 

Exactly. I don't know what advice he gave, but I assume it sucked watching our defense. 

56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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This is very distracting... what am I supposed to be outraged about again?

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

This is very distracting... what am I supposed to be outraged about again?

That she isn't sitting on any of our faces 

We’re gonna a get a living breathing example of A’s hire A’s, B’s hire C’s and D’s and C’a hire F’s  
 

hint: we don’t have an A or he wouldn’t be hiring

I would do so many things to Natalie Dormer. Ho Lee Fuk

The only thing you would do to her is bore the shit out of her with your incessant whining about Herman
Just now, Mileslong said:


The only thing you would do to her is bore the shit out of her with your incessant whining about Herman

But she would listen, and that's the most important thing. 

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"These were very difficult decisions and certainly not an indictment of them as coaches," Herman said in a prepared statement. "I just believe we need a fresh set of eyes and infusion of new ideas and energy to help us grow across the board."

Nothing wrong with Orlando. we just need a fresh set of eyes, that's the whole justification for letting him go  - and now we're considering hiring someone already in the building....

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