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Hoping for Burrow to have his gaffe game, only to watch the sooners lose it in spectacular fashion.  
 

Fuck that pageant waving cocksucker. 

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On 12/8/2019 at 5:10 PM, Spankytoes said:

Playing LSU tough in week 2 doesn’t mean shit.

You're absolutely right.  Look how much our defense improved over the course of the season!!

Hoping for Burrow to spontaneously combust and then Orgeron freak out and literally eat Lincoln Riley alive.

Fun fact that isn’t going to matter at all once the game kicks off:

LSU allowed 51 Yards per Drive to UT

That’s more than ANY Big12 team.

SEC defense... lol

24 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

At the risk of receiving a neg curbstomp, I reluctantly admit I will be rooting for ou.

Barf

24 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

At the risk of receiving a neg curbstomp, I reluctantly admit I will be rooting for ou.

Barf

10 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

At the risk of receiving a neg curbstomp, I reluctantly admit I will be rooting for ou.

did someone from LSU do something to you?

is this you per chance?  

 

I hope LSU annihilates ou.. but don't fret you down low thieves in here.. we will get revenge for y'all in Baton Rouge in September.

10 hours ago, F250 said:

Hoping for Burrow to spontaneously combust and then Orgeron freak out and literally eat Lincoln Riley alive.

You might get your wish if he comes out on the field round and sprinkled with chocolate chips.  

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Barf

 

Don't get me wrong, #teammeteor all the way. #teamsinkhole is also acceptable. But if someone's got to win, I'll go with blow U.

 

Kyrie_ no, nothing like that, just generalized SEC hate. Nothing personal.

I don't think I can bring myself to root for OU, and it would likely be a futile gesture anyway, but the OU fans on Surly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the LSU fans. They have that going for them.

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't think I can bring myself to root for OU, and it would likely be a futile gesture anyway, but the OU fans on Surly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the LSU fans. They have that going for them.

I'm kind of here. I always had LSU in the "charming rogues" category until coming into contact with the internet portion of their fanbase before the game. Then ACgate and the crampapalooza happened. That went right the fuck out the window.

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On 12/8/2019 at 7:33 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Thanks to the number of Sooners in DFW and Bayou Bengals in Houston, Oklahoma vs LSU is a proxy Dallas vs Houston battle.

Geaux Tigers, and everything sucks.

That’s why this is a meteor game.  They both recruit Texas.  And screw those of you who want to divide our fan base.  

29 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Don't get me wrong, #teammeteor all the way. #teamsinkhole is also acceptable. But if someone's got to win, I'll go with blow U.

 

Kyrie_ no, nothing like that, just generalized SEC hate. Nothing personal.

You are rooting for ou to make the National Championship game?

Ok, cool. Hook 'em

11 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Hoping for Burrow to have his gaffe game, only to watch the sooners lose it in spectacular fashion.  
 

Fuck that pageant waving cocksucker. 

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12 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

At the risk of receiving a neg curbstomp, I reluctantly admit I will be rooting for ou.

Only 3 rules of Surly.

1. Never root for OU*

2.  Never root for A&M

3. Show pics of wife.

(*can secretly root for OU if they ever play A&M, but don't talk about it....#fightclub)

  • 2 weeks later...

hullabelew was having fun yesterday directing Sooner fans looking for a good bar in Midtown Atlanta to Bulldogs (the Oil Can Harry's of midtown).

On 12/13/2019 at 9:25 AM, texifornia said:

I'm kind of here. I always had LSU in the "charming rogues" category until coming into contact with the internet portion of their fanbase before the game. Then ACgate and the crampapalooza happened. That went right the fuck out the window.

The trolls were pretty awful, but the LSU folks I know in real life aren’t. LSU is the only bearable team in the SEC because they typically don’t give a fuck about the SEC.

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sooners are going to get fucked up today

Let's hope so.

17 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

The trolls were pretty awful, but the LSU folks I know in real life aren’t. LSU is the only bearable team in the SEC because they typically don’t give a fuck about the SEC.

I believe this is only because many of their fans couldn't spell SEC if you spotted them the S and the C. 

I have no preference as to which order these two teams DIAF just so long as it happens. HOWEVER if forced to choose I would root for LSU simply because of their superior natural resources.

 

 

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[mention=1204]bigcigar[/mention] that was a typo, I misread it and meant to type that LSU would be getting celebratory drunk today.  Chill out.  


like most of need a reason to get drunk...

NVM

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Nvm

30 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


like most of need a reason to get drunk...

 

Like most arent already drunk...

Obviously rooting against OU, but if they come out and look good offensively and move the ball, and LSU does the fake cramps thing.....it will be hard not to root against that.

 

So here's to hoping for a blowout.

How the fuck could anyone who calls themself a Texas fan possibly be rooting for OU? That’s an honest question. I know we throw around the term “Aggy” for stupid shit all the time, but rooting for OU over LSU is about as aggy as it gets. Is it conference loyalty lol? If so, that’s just ridiculous. Is it because LSU hurt your feelings when they played us? If so, think about what OU has done to us for the last 20 years on a regular basis.

 

And I know I’m talking to a very small minority, but come the fuck on. Rooting for OU in this situation is just pitiful. Unless you have money on them, of course. That’s the only acceptable reason, and in that case, you get what you deserve for betting on OU. Even if their money line is surprisingly good value...

**fuck, snap out of it. You can’t bet on OU**

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23 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

When you root for ou, bad things happen. Never root for ou.

correct stephen colbert GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Every year there are some sociopaths that claim to be Texas fans who say they are rooting for OU in the playoff.  Those people should be banned.

Edited by LonghornSean

Well this thread was started by a Longhorn, not a filthy sooner, so I'm sticking to this one.

Coach Ensminger’s daughter in law and kids involved in plane crash... T & P

Geaux Tigers!

9 minutes ago, Drunk Stoner said:

Coach Ensminger’s daughter in law and kids involved in plane crash... T & P

Geaux Tigers!

Just read that. Absolutely horrible. Daughter in-law passed away. 

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Reminder that there are alternate broadcasts available.

ESPN2 - Command Center - 4-way split screen 

ESPNU - Filmroom 

ESPNNews - Skycast

SEC Network - LSU hometown radio

 

How the fuck is that guy there...? I'd be like nope. 

Tempted to put some money that OU covers the spread but don'tr trust their defense at all.

Jesus Christ. Poor guy.  I hurt for this dude. Damn 

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