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    I remember that game very, very well. I remember watching it at a College Station bar (waiting for the Texas game on another screen) and turning to the aggy next to me at halftime and saying, "You kno

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#653
2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

She’s got the face profile of a fish, just can’t place the species for some reason.

Big Tittied Pink Snapper?

 

#654
3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

She’s got the face profile of a fish, just can’t place the species for some reason.

Think it’s called Needmypenisinoraroundhermouth. At least from my angle 

#655
3 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

What is a Parrot fish, Alex?

Parrot fish shit does make for some amazing beaches over time

#656
4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gundy is looking just like he did against Texas... his clock at osu is ticking

no it's not

#660
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Up to 8-11 for 35 at half.

73% completion % gets you invited to NYC!

#662
14 minutes ago, texaslong said:

 

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Things I can deduce from this picture. She has a raspy voice from screaming while drunk. She smells like Marlboro lights. She is a bartender at any establishment with “roadhouse” in its name. 

#663

So I am curious about Gundy's thought process about the mullet.  Is it a bit?  People close to him have to give him shizz about it.

#664

So, I was listening to texaggy radio today. Gabe, Looch and Olin were talking about how they were going to flex their SEC muscles against this weak Big 12 team, and this would be the last time under Jimbo that they'd be playing in a lowly bowl like this. 

#665
5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Quality rack is quality. Even if it is aggy.

I usually have to try and seal those deals quick because if football gets brought up before, I don’t stand a chance. My big mouth is gonna fuck that deal up 

#666
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

So I am curious about Gundy's thought process about the mullet.  Is it a bit?  People close to him have to give him shizz about it.

It was a bit at first to embarrass his kids and then it became part of the persona. 

#667
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

the announcers claimed the fullback bumped his arm but it sure doesn't look like it there

#668
2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So I am curious about Gundy's thought process about the mullet.  Is it a bit?  People close to him have to give him shizz about it.

Shizz?? What the fuck?

#670
4 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

It was a bit at first to embarrass his kids and then it became part of the persona. 

Was there a point at which he did not have the mullet?

Ah, I see that he did not have the mullet during the "I'm a man" rant.  I just see the perfect mullet continuum from 80s QB to present.

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#677

Does the OSU QB have something wrong with his arm?  If he didn't underthrow everything the score would be 35-7.

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Just now, Bullneck said:

Does the OSU QB have something wrong with his arm?  If he didn't underthrow everything the score would be 35-7.

He just kind of sucks.

#681
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was there a point at which he did not have the mullet?

He's only had it for 4-5 years.

#683
1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Does the OSU QB have something wrong with his arm?  If he didn't underthrow everything the score would be 35-7.

Well he couldn't beat out Sanders who couldn't throw for shit.

#687
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was there a point at which he did not have the mullet?

You fucking with me, bro?

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#688
Just now, Casual Encounter said:

Gundy did some meth at halftime.

Maybe he’ll wake up then.   

#697
9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Things I can deduce from this picture. She has a raspy voice from screaming while drunk. She smells like Marlboro lights. She is a bartender at any establishment with “roadhouse” in its name. 

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#698

Grundys play calling with Monds QB play is making this game suck.  

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