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25 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Gundy dicked this game off with terrible play calling and jumbo's kid looks regarded

The kid has a rare disorder. The mange or something. 

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    I remember that game very, very well. I remember watching it at a College Station bar (waiting for the Texas game on another screen) and turning to the aggy next to me at halftime and saying, "You kno

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7 minutes ago, Rabidhorn said:

This was posted by some stoned aggy sheep, my god they are delusional.

...all those kids were pretty stinkin’ good tonight. Recruiting matters, and Jimbo and his staff have done it at a high level since they’ve arrived in College Station

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Exactly. We had the fewest Seniors in the nation. We lost several key players at the end of last year. We played the toughest schedule ever.

We weren't great this year but we probably are a top 25 team with a normal schedule.

Fix the OL and we could see 10-2 or better next year.

 

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17 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:
Gundy get's out coached all the time.

Hes won 6 or 7 games this decade against texas. So not all the time. FML.

Beating Texas the last decade is not something you want to brag about.

This slap dick fight between Gundy and Jimbo will send the Texum coaster to Heisman talk levels by July.  Then the season will start with aggy rated top 10.  Then the coaster leaves the tracks when they lose a squeaker to Colorado, get raped by Auburn, South Carolina, and the other usual SEC West suspects.  

That 4th and 1 with about 7 minutes left, I told the TV Pokes, don't do stupid...they did stupid.

 

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We played the toughest schedule ever.

That’s a hilarious lie. They played a schedule that had tough teams and shit teams. It was not the toughest ever. According to Sagarin, it was the 21st ranked schedule THIS YEAR. 

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Oh, just fix the OL? Oh, well ... that's a piece of cake, right? Just wish hard enough ...

4 minutes ago, wood said:

Oh, just fix the OL? Oh, well ... that's a piece of cake, right? Just wish hard enough ...

just keep recruiting guards imo

36 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Dru Brown was a grad transfer from Hawaii... He's out of eligibility now.

He was fucking horrible.  Also that's not how you spell Dru unless you're a stripper

40 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Dru Brown was a grad transfer from Hawaii... He's out of eligibility now.

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40 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Dru Brown was a grad transfer from Hawaii... He's out of eligibility now.

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You can say that again. And again.

41 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Dru Brown was a grad transfer from Hawaii... He's out of eligibility now.

The cycle

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3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

"Hate"? Eh, not so much. More like "find amusingly idiotic".

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Don’t so much hate the chant as it makes me cringe and be embarrassed for them.

 

that twitter feed should probably calm the fuck down too. You barely beat a middle of the pack big12 team with their back up QB. That’s cringe-worthy too.

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Holy shit they are CROWING after squeaking one out against a team with its two best non-Chuba players out and a coach who spent most of the second half making sure the bow on their W was just right.

The rest of the SEC hates the fucking aggy and used them like a two dollar hookers throat to get more eyes on their product in Texas....they will never be anything but a gimp in that conference and the fact that they still don't realize that cracks me up.  

wrong thread bro

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because wrong thread, bro

49 minutes ago, bamachine said:

That 4th and 1 with about 7 minutes left, I told the TV Pokes, don't do stupid...they did stupid.

If they had a kicker who could make a field goal  . . . you never know.

56 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Beating Texas the last decade is not something you want to brag about.

It is for Gundy....cause that’s all he’s got!

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The rest of the SEC hates the fucking aggy and used them like a two dollar hookers throat to get more eyes on their product in Texas....they will never be anything but a gimp  cuck in that conference and the fact that they still don't realize that cracks me up.  

fixxed

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36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 Also that's not how you spell Dru unless you're a stripper

Correct.  Got to have the ‘w’ in there.

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6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If they had a kicker who could make a field goal  . . . you never know.

Hermanalysis stratagems.....Gundy had a lot of wtf in our game too.

 

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38 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Don’t so much hate the chant as it makes me cringe and be embarrassed for them.

 

that twitter feed should probably calm the fuck down too. You barely beat a middle of the pack big12 team with their back up QB. That’s cringe-worthy too.

Missing their best WR, who would have torched that shitty secondary.

59 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Hahahahaha! Aggy was fourth or fifth in their division? They beat ONE team with a winning record. Fucking losers. 

26 minutes ago, blacklab said:

They sure as fuck cared when we chanted that in the stands after Tucker's FG.

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49 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If they had a kicker who could make a field goal  . . . you never know.

Kicker that can hit field goal, what is this mysterious thing of which you speak?

So aggy won 8 games, and 4 of their losses were to S-E-C brethren, and those count as wins for everyone involved, plus they covered the spread against Clemson, and they won their spring game, so they were pretty much 14-0 if you think about it.  The return to glory is upon us.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So aggy won 8 games, and 4 of their losses were to S-E-C brethren, and those count as wins for everyone involved, plus they covered the spread against Clemson, and they won their spring game, so they were pretty much 14-0 if you think about it.  The return to glory is upon us.

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Unless you add "hole", of course 

It's not fun to watch aggy win at anything but I did get some enjoyment out of the commentators when talking about aggy schedule and how they finished 4th in the SEC West this year. Middle. Of. The. Pack. Some things never change.

4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I feel as if I’m watching two retarded 12 year olds try and have sex

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5 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

Gundy dicked this game off with terrible play calling and jumbo's kid looks regarded

Dude, not cool. He actually has a rare blood disorder.

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53 minutes ago, hornhorn said:

Dude, not cool. He actually has a rare blood disorder.

Rare blood disorders don't mean you suddenly think dressing like a grandpa's idea of a hoodrat is cool. That's pure Fisher energy.

10 hours ago, Sandman said:

Are you assuming that the same coaching staff that just produced that steaming turd of a game plan will be able to help a young QB progress into a great one? Because I ain't buying it. 

LOL - I didn't say "all of college football." I was specifically referring to him being a pain in OUR ass. 

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

 

That’s a hilarious lie. They played a schedule that had tough teams and shit teams. It was not the toughest ever. According to Sagarin, it was the 21st ranked schedule THIS YEAR. 

They love to say that shit about their tough schedule without realizing that without the powderpuff parts - UTSA, Lamar, Old Miss - they wouldn't have been bowl eligible in the first place. 

Ags didn't win that game last night, Oklahoma State shit the bed for the last three quarters and aggy rallied to beat them by 3. 

^^ which is proof they didnt want to be there in the first place.

Did I do that right?

11 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Ags didn't win that game last night, Oklahoma State shit the bed for the last three quarters and aggy rallied to beat them by 3. 

Their offense was pathetic. OL got blown up non stop, Mond threw for 95 whooping yards, and they edged out a bad backup QB. 👍

5 hours ago, hornhorn said:

Dude, not cool. He actually has a rare blood disorder.

He said he looked regarded, not that he was. I'll allow it.

A “No Ragrets” tattoo would be icing on the cake - for Jimbo’s kid.

19 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

A “No Ragrets” tattoo would be icing on the cake - for Jimbo’s kid.

Lmfao...I knew I recognized him from somewhere.

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

And a couple more

 

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Thought we could revisit this, this morning.  So Horns beat oSu by 6, which means the ags must have beaten them by 18... right?

 

Did I read that mond was the player of the game? If that's true, wow. I watched the whole thing, and aside from one long run on an osu defensive breakdown, he looked like warmed over shit.

I guess that really says more about the game, though. Those were two really, really bad teams trying desperately not to be the worst last night.

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Did I read that mond was the player of the game? If that's true, wow. I watched the whole thing, and aside from one long run on an osu defensive breakdown, he looked like warmed over shit.

I guess that really says more about the game, though. Those were two really, really bad teams trying desperately not to be the worst last night.

How could the self described "best quarterback in the SEC" not be player of the game?

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