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  • Thus, we are not "aggy" of any sort, so please, never say "Oklahoma aggy" ever again. The word "aggy" is a term of art. It applies solely to the delusional fucks in college station. The ones who jizz

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    I remember that game very, very well. I remember watching it at a College Station bar (waiting for the Texas game on another screen) and turning to the aggy next to me at halftime and saying, "You kno

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Remember Aggy had to beat their fellows in sucky arms Northwestern in their final Big XII season to bump their B12 bowl record up to 2-9 😂

 

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just so we are in the same page, usually tiny dicks are around 5 inches, and small dicks are around 6 inches, correct?

Depends on other proportions. The aggy band can help, it's their specialty.

 

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A&M started as a college, not a university.  A university was a collection of schools, usually colleges.   It wasn't until after WW2 that the Texas Legislature enacted legislation to make A&M a university. 

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Even if you did, how is that insulting? The Big 8 teams all had a custom of doing it that way (OU, KU, CU, NU, MU). Some of the aggy-esque part of our fanbase says "u.o." for the sooners, and it makes me cringe. That's literally their name, they just chose to go the other way with it. Who fucking cares? There is so much to hate about that school and their trash fanbase, I give zero shits the order of their initials.

To the ag sheep pumpers, it's not "THE University of Texas"....it's just Texas University.  Cuz reasons....

31 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I think Texas was commonly referred to as Texas University once upon a time. At least one Texan in my family who wrote of the university penned it that way back in the 1920's. Maybe you mean more recently.

The University has always been the University of Texas. I refer to aggy as a piece of shit and a diploma mill, but I don’t expect it to be printed on their diplomas. 

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Even if you did, how is that insulting? The Big 8 teams all had a custom of doing it that way (OU, KU, CU, NU, MU). Some of the aggy-esque part of our fanbase says "u.o." for the sooners, and it makes me cringe. That's literally their name, they just chose to go the other way with it. Who fucking cares? There is so much to hate about that school and their trash fanbase, I give zero shits the order of their initials.

By their “logic,” we’re just a university IN Texas, not The University OF Texas. 

ispPM0TK_bigger.jpgDan Wolken @DanWolken

Welcome to the start of SEC bowl season in a few hours. Just a reminder, you have two narrative options this year as always.
1) The bowl result proves how dominant the SEC is
2) The SEC team didn’t want to be there
1:39 PM · Dec 27, 2019
3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

ispPM0TK_bigger.jpgDan Wolken @DanWolken

Welcome to the start of SEC bowl season in a few hours. Just a reminder, you have two narrative options this year as always.
1) The bowl result proves how dominant the SEC is
2) The SEC team didn’t want to be there
1:39 PM · Dec 27, 2019

I mean, you'd take this as a joke, if every single one of those dingleberry-licking douchenozzles didn't buy into it 100%.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

The University has always been the University of Texas. I refer to aggy as a piece of shit and a diploma mill, but I don’t expect it to be printed on their diplomas. 

I guess this is progress.

Not near a TV, what was site for online viewing that was mentioned earlier in the year to view Kansas State vs Oklahoma State?  I watched it on it, but can't remember the site.

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Go Okie State.  Beat the shit out of aggy.

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Ok that brunette doing the gig em in the front row. Would.

I've got a bad feeling that Gundy is going to fuck this up....prove me wrong Mullett

can't believe the OSU ML pays out 160+

Ok well I went from a big high to a terrible low there.  

Yee 

Haw!

I'm a man I'm 40!

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2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Do NOT fuck this up, Cowboys.

About that

I was this many days old when I learned Dru Brown was a white guy

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