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i am SICK and damn TIRED of TEXAS becoming THE UNDERDOG every week!

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Valero Alamo Bowl

Matchup: No. 11 Utah vs. Texas
Game info: Tues., Dec. 31 | 7:30 p.m. ET | ESPN
Location: Alamodome | San Antonio, Texas
Opening line: Utah -6.5

 

^^^ this is not our DAMN MASCOT!  we are TEXAS... we are the LONGHORNS... and we will CLOBBER UTAH!

One way or the other I'll need a DD to get me home.  Glad the wife don't drink.

This tells you everything you need to know about Utah. Finish the season number 11 and second place in the PAC and they end up in the Alamo bowl against an unranked team.

At least Texas will finish the season beating a ranked team.

8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

At least Texas will finish the season beating a ranked team.

Don’t look up Whittingham’s bowl record.

54 minutes ago, Bookman said:

At least Texas will finish the season being a rank team.

FIFY

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Why are you weird as fuck? Like 8badmofo31 level weird.

We are terrible.  We should beat ourselves convincingly.

I mean, starting off Monday with the crowdsourcing of a known idiot poster could be good luck, right? It might portend well. 

9 hours ago, KYHorn said:

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How did you manage to capture gclass on camera?

This guy is awful and does the same bit on every UT forum. Can we please neg him to Bolivia?

9 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Plagiarism. 

 

Don't flatter yourself, Rex. My gif and your gif are nothing alike. 

22 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!!

I like to think of gclass as the autistic kid occaisionally bellowing in the back of class. You just acknowledge that he can't help himself and move along.

9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yeah, mine’s more subtle and funny. Though yours was pretty good. Clearly a rip off though. 

Okay, Rex. If that's what you think. Have a great morning. 

What he said:

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i am SICK and damn TIRED of TEXAS becoming THE UNDERDOG every week!

What he meant

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"FIRE TOM HERMAN"

 

34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Don't flatter yourself, Rex. My gif and your gif are nothing alike. 

Honest Question: When doesn't Rex Kramer flatter himself? And why would you ever have any realistic expectations otherwise of that happening?

Maybe if we tried something that would help us win an important game more often than not the odds against us would improve....naahhhh, fuck that idea

All of his shitty posts and this is the one that might kill him off? I mean I guess I'll take it.

14 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Don’t look up Whittingham’s bowl record.

They've beaten juggernauts like Northwestern (oh wait they actually lost to NW last year), West Virginia, Indiana, BYU, Colorado State and didn't go to bowls in '12 or '13 ... Impressive?

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I like to think of gclass as the autistic kid occaisionally bellowing in the back of class. You just acknowledge that he can't help himself and move along.

^^^ oh my, i think that you may have misspelled "occasionally".  since i'm so very "autistic" and all, i thought that i would "acknowledge" this and you know... "move along"...

ban thread delete user

8 hours ago, gclass said:

^^^ oh my, i think that you may have misspelled "occasionally".  since i'm so very "autistic" and all, i thought that i would "acknowledge" this and you know... "move along"...

I have one question:

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Do you drive a G Class Mercedes?  I know they cost a ton, but are they really worth a shit?

 

On 12/8/2019 at 8:56 PM, gclass said:

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Valero Alamo Bowl

Matchup: No. 11 Utah vs. Texas
Game info: Tues., Dec. 31 | 7:30 p.m. ET | ESPN
Location: Alamodome | San Antonio, Texas
Opening line: Utah -6.5

 

^^^ this is not our DAMN MASCOT!  we are TEXAS... we are the LONGHORNS... and we will CLOBBER UTAH!

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I have one question:

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Do you drive a G Class Mercedes?  I know they cost a ton, but are they really worth a shit?

 

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^^^ @Bullneck hey my pal, this is the edition that i have.  however, mine is black.  rides like a magic carpet... and truly decadent from head to floor.  you would LOVE it!  props for inquiring.

On 12/9/2019 at 2:43 AM, 52-80 said:

We are terrible.  We should beat ourselves  “OFF”  convincingly.

Fixed

7 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Damn. This dude (hitby sock or not) fucking sucks. I just put him to -100. Hopefully that’s the threshold. 

Negged him also just to

Dog pile on the rabbit!!!

8 hours ago, gclass said:

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^^^ @Bullneck hey my pal, this is the edition that i have.  however, mine is black.  rides like a magic carpet... and truly decadent from head to floor.  you would LOVE it!  props for inquiring.

Bro, just HOW SMALL is your penis?

35 minutes ago, jinx said:

Bro, just HOW SMALL is your penis?

Inquiring minds want to know.

No.

Looks like the g-class finally blew a couple of tires on the surly highway. I am shocked it took this long.

Edited by Sejjr

I don’t know anything about the size of anyone’s penis, but that car looks kind of famous to me.  Kind of like a Red Cross ambulance from WWII. 

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