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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I just put a full on assault on the plumbing. Hope the septic system out herE is up to it, cause we’re doing chili and tamales today in preparation to mount the secondary offensive. 

Praying to the precious little 60 pound, 8 ounce sweet baby Buddha that your shitter doesn't meet its maker Uncle Louis lighting a cigar style.

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One of the worst things the media does is censor true images of war and poverty. 

I don't disagree, but the point stands that it isn't flagged for being related to Christmas.

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On 12/24/2019 at 2:50 PM, Brisketexan said:

Does this count as an assault on Christmas? Two assholes taking up SEVEN parking spaces right outside of church on Christmas Eve?

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I guess Trump made it safe for us to say “fuck you, I’m the only one who matters!” on Christmas again! Now THAT’S super-American.

That photo is infuriating to my OCD. 

44 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I don't disagree, but the point stands that it isn't flagged for being related to Christmas.

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Gotcha. If there is a war on Christmas, Christmas is beating the shit out of its opponents. 

It's been Christmas since the first week of September.

Happy Boxing Day to all you hungry Anglophiles.

And for all of you who worked on Christmas, Boxing Day was designed for you! (Although most are probably working today as well.) The assault on Boxing Day must end.

kidding, not kidding. 

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