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Does this go on the current events and philosophy board?

 

Yes. Yes it does.

 

Seem at the Valero at Spicewood and Mesa:

 

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So, contemplate this. And then decide your place in the universe.

Can somebody explain to me how a fucking banana taped to a background could be valued at $120k? Like, how does it work? What happens after a week or two?

5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Can somebody explain to me how a fucking banana taped to a background could be valued at $120k? Like, how does it work? What happens after a week or two?

They switch out the banana with a new one. 

18 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They switch out the banana with a new one. 

Reminds me of a certain someone's mom.

13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Snap into a slim Jim???

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When did Buddy Christ start promoting Slim Jim?

South Austin’s mom did NOT fall for the banana in the tailpipe. 

Sucks for you.

 

15 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

They switch out the banana with a new one. 

nah, you just eat it when it gets ripe.

 

Andy Warhol was a no-talent ass clown.

23 hours ago, XYZ said:

Can somebody explain to me how a fucking banana taped to a background could be valued at $120k? Like, how does it work? What happens after a week or two?

 

In case nobody has pointed it out, that is a breakfast taco.

 

 

Thread needs more burritos.

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On our Lonesome Dove trip from the Rio Grande to Milk River this last summer, we were in Fort Sumner, NM to pay our respects to Billy the Kid.  There was an Allsup's, so we stopped for supper there.  I told my girlfriend that all of my make-believe internet friends love Allsup's.  I was a little let down.  Hopefully it was just the store.  

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

On our Lonesome Dove trip from the Rio Grande to Milk River this last summer, we were in Fort Sumner, NM to pay our respects to Billy the Kid.  There was an Allsup's, so we stopped for supper there.  I told my girlfriend that all of my make-believe internet friends love Allsup's.  I was a little let down.  Hopefully it was just the store.  

We're you expecting a bidet?

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

On our Lonesome Dove trip from the Rio Grande to Milk River this last summer, we were in Fort Sumner, NM to pay our respects to Billy the Kid.  There was an Allsup's, so we stopped for supper there.  I told my girlfriend that all of my make-believe internet friends love Allsup's.  I was a little let down.  

Then I'm afraid we can't be make-believe internet friends any more.

$1.29 for $500 sounds really good but I don't really understand the business model there, seems like they'd be losing $498.71 every time they gave over the $500

there's gotta be a catch anyway, I'm just gonna keep buying scratchoffs

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