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huge boobs and doesn't mind creepy things on/around her face?  i'm in love

Edited by elfenix

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

huge boobs and doesn't mind creepy things on/around her face?  i'm in love

It is always good to see people who are self-aware of their creepiness; that's above average amongst surly posters

How could she not be irrational with a name like that?

She could have saved a lot of money on lights by using me as the model for her rooftop project.

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That's how you end up with Bob Stoops on your roof on Christmas Eve. 

I love how the newscast can show the shaft and the head, but the balls are blurred. WTF

I like to pet her bearded clam.

2 hours ago, Horny04 said:

""The neighborhood's kind of like vibe's kind of gone down 'cause everyone's kind of uptight," creator Shelby Gash said. "So it's more of a kind of, orneriness."

https://fox61.com/2019/12/11/womans-naughty-christmas-light-display-turns-off-neighbors/

 

Searched for "gash" and was surprised that the word had not been used on Surly as frequently as I had thought it would be.

 

Now that I've facebook searched her, this seems like an intentional attention grab, and it is working.

 

 

 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I love how the newscast can show the shaft and the head, but the balls are blurred. WTF

I would have liked to witness that editorial discussion.

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's how you end up with Bob Stoops on your roof on Christmas Eve. 

Bingo. That's a Stoops Signal.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

She could have saved a lot of money on lights by using me as the model for her rooftop project.

I think the point is for other people to see it. 

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Looks like she was hard up for Xmas lights ideas.  

I guess that was her phallic in life ?

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Would crush. Or attempt to anyhow. 

The dick on the roof?

5 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

What a dick

I don't know about a dick, but at the very least, she's incredibly rude.  

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pretty unrealistic using white lights for a dick that size. 

Yeah, but the idea is for people to be able to see it in the dark.

17 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I love how the newscast can show the shaft and the head, but the balls are blurred. WTF

Must be a Japanese station

18 hours ago, immortal13 said:

 Chin is too pointy. Wouldn't bang

So...you prefer an East Texas Box Face?

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So...you prefer an East Texas Box Face?

No, just no elves

She could've mixed in one purple strand of lights just for a little more detail

She is appropriately named.

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

She could've mixed in one purple strand of lights just for a little more detail

or done the balls in blue

2 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

For Hanukkah?  

For married guys.

For married guys.

For married guys with young kids.
29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is she trying to be discovered for some career like internet influencer or model or ho?

Don't think you need to be "discovered" for that last one.

It has yet to be pointed out Ms. Gash resides in Johnson County.

Edited by The Ace of Aces

It seems to me that she thought long and hard before she did this.

On 12/15/2019 at 6:59 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

It has yet to be pointed out Ms. Gash resides in Johnson County.

in LeneXa with a big white dick

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a dick made of lights and an attention whore

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