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I used to touch Fawn like this.  

The Germans?

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hanging around a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend?

no, katy.  after i graduate, i'm gonna get drunk every night.

the issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests...we did 😉

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Fuck her! Fuck her brains out!

and if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.  

grab a brew, don't cost nuthin

All is well!

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raise your hand if you've ever gone down a long flight of stairs like bluto and thought about it the whole time?

 

Not necessarily on a staircase, but for years...whenever I saw "guitar guy" at the party...I did think of Bluto and nothing but Bluto.  Yet another college trope that Animal House captured beautifully decades before I got to college.  Loving that movie in high school, I thought that guy was a plot device for comedic effect.  Then I get to college and realize there's one of him at every party.  

30 years of loving that movie and I still can't get past one thing...when the cute girl at the parade crashes into the little kid's window who is reading playboy.  I'd rather watch Jon Favreau on the answering machine in "swingers" than that scene.  I don't know why, but it's just fucking awful in every way.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

30 years of loving that movie and I still can't get past one thing...when the cute girl at the parade crashes into the little kid's window who is reading playboy.  I'd rather watch Jon Favreau on the answering machine in "swingers" than that scene.  I don't know why, but it's just fucking awful in every way.  

Thank you, God!

Is it supposed to be this soft?

31 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Put Neidermyer on it, he's a sneaky little shit. 

Just like you

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Just like you

ISWYDT, you sneaky little shit. 

Ramming speed!

You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine. 

Two Longhorns in that movie.  Brother D-Day, obviously.  All my rep for this week, if you can name the other.  

On 12/13/2019 at 1:09 PM, miguelito said:

Otis!  My man!

We..... Are gonna die.

Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.

Yeah, we already met.

Super...then you'll have lots to talk about, huh?  Yeah.  

Not a quote, but does Delta Tau Chi stand for "Down to Clown"???

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

I have tried to limit myself to only 2 out of the 3 at a time, so I can consider myself successful.

What the hell we supposed to do, ya moron?

On 12/13/2019 at 2:03 PM, Lobo said:

30 years of loving that movie and I still can't get past one thing...when the cute girl at the parade crashes into the little kid's window who is reading playboy.  I'd rather watch Jon Favreau on the answering machine in "swingers" than that scene.  I don't know why, but it's just fucking awful in every way.  

What i can never get past is Shelly is topless in the car one minute and diving into another car with her bra on in the next instant!

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