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so anyway, i like the tommy joseph signing.

Astros ain't wining dodo this year.

 

Go Rangers!

 

btw. The astro bb thread is one giant circle jerk.

Edited by EastTexan

3 more days until 6 months of disappointment. Still gonna kick Houston ass though.

1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

Astros ain't wining dodo this year.

 

Go Rangers!

 

btw. The astro bb thread is one giant circle jerk.

Fuck em but in all honesty if the Rangers won the ws I'd probably be circle jerkin w/ all y'all like there was no tomorrow.

On that note, Diekman looked like he beefed up quite a bit based on some spring training fluff piece I saw on tv. Couldn't find any real recent photos in a quick Google search but I'd guess 15-20ish lbs maybe.

1st month of the season:

4 vs HOU, 4 @ OAK, 3 vs TOR, 3 vs LAA, 3 @ HOU, 3 @ TB, 3 vs SEA, 3 vs OAK, 3 @ TOR

 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

So we released Colon? Damn I wanted to see him pitch a few games for us.

They’re trying to bring him back on a minors deal. Lord knows we’ll need pitching reinforcements at some point

That was a Rangeresque attempt at fielding by the Reds in the Texas center field just now.

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I can't embed the tweets for some reason (I'm dumb)

 

Jeff Wilson says Colon resigned to minors deal and that he expects him to start 4/2 against Oakland

 

https://twitter.com/JeffWilson_FWST/status/978377218886905856?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Ftexas-rangers&tfw_site=bleacherreport

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So we released Colon? Damn I wanted to see him pitch a few games for us.

They signed him back under a minor league deal already and will probably pitch in place of Perez in the first week.

Edited by DougO

1 hour ago, DougO said:

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Thank you!

I'm down with the dill dog.  That sounds like just the right amount of awful.

. . . very much like this Rangers team.

that triple b with the fried balogna could be good.  how do they get the dog inside the pickle?  no chance you ever get one that looks like the picture. 

14 hours ago, DougO said:

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Yes!! Big Sexy!

They wanted to start him April 1, but that was too obvious.

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Game details 

Houston Astros (Keuchel) vs. Texas Rangers (Hamels)
Date: Thursday, March 29 
First pitch: 2:35 p.m. (CT)
TV: ESPN, FSSW Radio: 105.3 The Fan, KFLC 1270
Fan giveaway: Budweiser magnetic schedule (First 40,000, 21 & older)
National anthem singer: Kyle Park
Flyover: Planes from the Cavanaugh Flight Museum in Addison, after national anthem
Ceremonial first pitch: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred and two children from the Texas Rangers MLB Youth Academy.

Commish in the house.

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2018/03/27/opening-day-central-everything-texas-rangers-fans-need-know-game-no-1-162

14 hours ago, Footballpants said:

I have a very bad feeling about this year. I'm talking 1970's level Ranger suckage. 

Yep.  Every win will be a tiny little miracle in of itself.

Let’s do this shit! Will be taking off work early and heading to the bar. Let’s fuck up the Stros one time before the inevitable suckage. 

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Opening Day Bitches!!!!   Heading to the ballpark now!     Fuck the Astros!

Hoping to get to 76. Thinking no dyson blowing games is worth a few extra. 

One of my Favorite days of the year. Took the day off. Don't want to spend the money on tickets, so headed to Red Hot and Blues for lunch, then probably home where I'm stocked up on beer and whiskey.

 

And cheese dip 

Yep! What a waste of great ballpark. 

I like Gallo batting 2.  I think its smart.  Hopefully it works. 

 

Go rangers

27 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

Link to watch game while at work?

Should be able to stream on fox sports. If you have  cable password. Message me if it not working

I like Gallo batting 2.  I think its smart.  Hopefully it works. 
 
Go rangers
Me too. Getting the 3rd out with a strikeout fires up the opposing team as they are about to bat.

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