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Somebody suggested trading Keuchel at the deadline already after last night's performance. Their jerking is of the knee variety, currently.

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Dominating that run differential!

Oh no...we suck again.

 

I didn't really understand the Carlos Gomez thing, but I don't follow that closely to know if he would have refused to come off the bench.

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1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

Delino broke his hand...fuckkkk

 

That ain't gonna help.

We’re going to burn through the bullpen today. I don’t see Moore making it four innings. 

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

We’re going to burn through the bullpen today. I don’t see Moore making it four innings. 

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Excited to see what Minor brings tomorrow. If this team is gonna go anywhere, we need him to be a #2 

We also need to find a CF asap. Tocci looks like he hasn’t lifted weights since middle school.

25 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

We also need to find a CF asap. Tocci looks like he hasn’t lifted weights since middle school.

taveras in 2019.  until then not much. 

The starting rotation is juuuust a bit past their collective prime.

Pretty pathetic offensive showing this weekend. Afraid it won’t get any better when we go to the East Bay tomorrow

So the Rangers are back to pre-2010 shittiness and their ultra Republican fucktard owners are employing and condoning a color commentator who outed himself as a white supremacist. 

 

Glad I moved back to Dallas (after 20 years) to see all of my childhood teams revert back to late 1980's form.

I’m just going to throw something out here, guys. We might not be that good.

if we’re not gonna make the playoffs we need to tank hard.  trade hamels, beltre and anyone else we can at the deadline, provided they are playing well and having decent years.  get a top 3 pick and get a college player who will be ready to play in 2020 when the new park opens.  profit. 

So the Rangers are back to pre-2010 shittiness and their ultra Republican fucktard owners are employing and condoning a color commentator who outed himself as a white supremacist. 
 
Take your dumb fuck political commentary elsewhere. He liked some random tweet that was harmless but everyone gets triggered these days.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 hours ago, In10se said:
So the Rangers are back to pre-2010 shittiness and their ultra Republican fucktard owners are employing and condoning a color commentator who outed himself as a white supremacist. 
 

Take your dumb fuck political commentary elsewhere. He liked some random tweet that was harmless but everyone gets triggered these days.

Liking a tweet... Actively following white supremacist groups... Sure everybody does that. I cant even count the number of white supremacist groups I follow on Twitter. 

You can believe what you want but I cant support that. This organization is garbage.  

But, but we have those new pickle corn dogs. Fuck this season it going to suck. 

But, but we have those new pickle corn dogs. Fuck this season it going to suck. 
Yep it will be bad. Very bad. I know they don't want to use the word 'rebuild' since they have a new stadium coming but it needs to start this year. Starting with Hamels and Beltre. I don't think either want to even be here right now for this. Beltre already said he's not staying around for a rebuild and I don't blame him. Too old for that. Same as Hamels.

I'm torn on Andrus. If you can't get much for him then keep him. I've came around on him a lot starting last year.

We desperately need pitching. This staff is ridiculously bad.

Let’s see how we look at the end of the month before the rebuild talk starts. Losing 3 out of 4 to the best team in baseball isn’t season defining. I actually thought the starting pitchers and the bullpen did okay, but we looked shitty on defense and hitting. Hitting will come around, but I’m afraid we’re stuck with the defense we have. Maz needs to move to 1B soon.

Let’s see how we look at the end of the month before the rebuild talk starts. Losing 3 out of 4 to the best team in baseball isn’t season defining. I actually thought the starting pitchers and the bullpen did okay, but we looked shitty on defense and hitting. Hitting will come around, but I’m afraid we’re stuck with the defense we have. Maz needs to move to 1B soon.
I mean you can try and put band aids on a flesh wound if you want but this thing won't get better by patching together a rotation like we have. Plus, this is the easiest month we have.

The only thing that happens at the end of the month is we go from being pretty sure we are really bad to being absolutely certain we are really bad

The worst part is that our trade pieces suck, our farm is average, and like most DFW teams we don’t draft for shit. So rebuilding might like trying to kill yourself with a spoon. 

 Hope. I. Am. Wrong. 

1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The worst part is that our trade pieces suck, our farm is average, and like most DFW teams we don’t draft for shit. So rebuilding might like trying to kill yourself with a spoon. 

 Hope. I. Am. Wrong. 

Well that’s depressing as fuck

Bartolo Colon is must see TV.

The complete lack of attendance in Oakland always amazes me.

Following this game on MLB.com- looks like we're watching a lot of first pitch strikes through the heart of the plate.

 

I'd really like to see Odor get sent back down to figure his shit at the plate out like he did 2 or 3 years ago.

My best case scenario for this year is that Beltre, Hamels, Elvis, Fister, Colon and Minor are good and we're bad.  Its a sellers market and we're able to stock up.

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