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8 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

Profar now injured. Have to just laugh at this point 

2014 all over again. Except there were real expectations for that team. Not so much this team.

Seven fucking players.  SEVEN that played tonight that are hitting .222 or less.  None of them are pitchers.  We've got a guy batting .063.  WTF?

6 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Keep Guzman in the lineup 

yes.  please.

how long are we going to get this robinson ss experience.  its a wild ride. 

 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perez has a sparkling 13.14 ERA after 3 starts.

Is that bad?

I’m not even sure that’s a good ERA in slow pitch softball.  Too bad our pitchers can’t go against our hitters and cancel each other’s stats.

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I’m not even sure that’s a good ERA in slow pitch softball.  Too bad our pitchers can’t go against our hitters and cancel each other’s stats.

I think your right...even in a co-ed beer league i dont recall teams scoring 4/5 runs a inning

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I’m not even sure that’s a good ERA in slow pitch softball.  Too bad our pitchers can’t go against our hitters and cancel each other’s stats.

I'm not even sure how effective this offense would be in softball beer league.

Rag tag bunch of misfits looking decent 3 of the last 4 games. Good for Moore having a real nice night.

On 4/16/2018 at 8:58 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perez has a sparkling 13.14 ERA after 3 starts.

Dude is trash....there's not a nice way to put it 

Excellent point made on the Athletic today. Team building requires a little luck in the sense that you need guys who are not considered elite prospects to breakout and become MLB caliber players in order to compete for titles (Kinsler and Nellie for example). Maybe the rangers can find that in either IKF or Condor.

1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

Excellent point made on the Athletic today. Team building requires a little luck in the sense that you need guys who are not considered elite prospects to breakout and become MLB caliber players in order to compete for titles (Kinsler and Nellie for example). Maybe the rangers can find that in either IKF or Condor.

I like Condor's plate approach.  Kind of a Dave Magadan style swing and bat control.  Not a bad thing by any stretch.  

 

Mazara has really improved his swing zone command as well.  

We made it 50 hours without a single post.  The very definition of apathy

40 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

We made it 50 hours without a single post.  The very definition of apathy

Despite an international signing during that time. 

I think the JPM signing had been unofficial for a while. But yeah, these games have been boring lately. 

It's hard to get excited when you have 4 people in the line up batting .202 or less.....

^^^^ Technically 5 - Rua came in to pinch Run - but he didn't actually bar. 

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

^^^^ Technically 5 - Rua came in to pinch Run - but he didn't actually bar. 

Maybe they should hit the bar before the games.

1 hour ago, zork said:

Maybe they should hit the bar before the games.

they would probably miss it too

Edited by Jameslaw121

2 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Soon

 

Mr.  I play 3-hole.

 

Cant wait

Claudio is such a fuckin spare.  I can't believe this is the best staff Daniels can put together.

3 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Struggling to think of a worse player to wear the T than Tocci.

Dave valle

mario mendoza

there are viable options here

11 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Struggling to think of a worse player to wear the T than Tocci.

Ryan Rua is providing stiff competition. 

Jeremy Jeffress all of the sudden learned how to pitch again after getting away from the Rangers.  Has an ERA below 1 for the Brewers.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Jeremy Jeffress all of the sudden learned how to pitch again after getting away from the Rangers.  Has an ERA below 1 for the Brewers.

 

Figures.

15 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

Khris Davis had a big hit against us? No way!

As sure as the sun rises in the east...

How many times are they going to put Jepsen and let him shit the bed before they learn their lesson?

bannister was dealt a shitty hand this year but some of his decisions have contributed to the shittiness of this team, primarily bullpen management 

Lulz.  The Rangers somehow have like 5 of the worst 10 players in the majors.

3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  The Rangers somehow have like 5 of the worst 10 players in the majors.

It’s early still. 

By september, they could easily have more. 

17 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

How many times are they going to put Jepsen and let him shit the bed before they learn their lesson?

bannister was dealt a shitty hand this year but some of his decisions have contributed to the shittiness of this team, primarily bullpen management 

Your bullpen tends to suck when you starts can't make past the first out of the 5th inning most of the time.

3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  The Rangers somehow have like 5 of the worst 10 players in the majors.

Wait until after we trade Beltre and Hamels. 

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