December 15, 20196 yr Two quick questions. Is it true that by law, we have to warn any potential combatant that we are black belts? And, do we have to register our lethal weapons. Bonus question: Those of you that are jujitsu practitioners, how do you keep your junk from waking up when mounting a woman?
December 15, 20196 yr Not an expert, only a former practitioner.Kodokan Judo, Shorin-Ryu Karate.Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
December 15, 20196 yr I can tell you the following: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
December 16, 20196 yr Proud BJJ white belt. Did Judo as a kid. Not much else when playing sports in HS/college. I can say, if you are paired with a woman, she is considerably more advanced than you are and is there to teach a particular technique. Your junk the last thing on your mind as you are furiously trying to figure out what this little 130lb assassin is doing and not get choked or tapped out. The best quote I've seen/heard is it's like playing chess in a dryer....that's on.
December 16, 20196 yr On 12/15/2019 at 3:30 AM, ROFL BOX said: Karate. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk The Dane Cook of martial arts
December 17, 20196 yr Oh, you were serious in the OP? On 12/15/2019 at 12:56 AM, closetohumping said: Two quick questions. Is it true that by law, we have to warn any potential combatant that we are black belts? And, do we have to register our lethal weapons. No. No. On 12/15/2019 at 12:56 AM, closetohumping said: Bonus question: Those of you that are jujitsu practitioners, how do you keep your junk from waking up when mounting a woman? Username checks out and is kind of rapey. Edited December 17, 20196 yr by bernorange
December 17, 20196 yr I can tell you the following: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 17, 20196 yr 46 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: My kicks are fast as lightning. Do you have expert timing?
December 17, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, Incredulity said: Look up The Quart of Blood Technique. Also called "it's that time, let's leave mommy alone this weekend"...
December 17, 20196 yr On 12/15/2019 at 12:56 AM, closetohumping said: Bonus question: Those of you that are jujitsu practitioners, how do you keep your junk from waking up when mounting a woman? The jiujitsu guy thinks about how disappointed his boyfriend will be when he learns about the infidelity?
January 2, 20205 yr I was a villain in a home-made Kung Fu movie. At the time, I had taken no Kung Fu. In one scene, where I was kicking the hero's ass, I busted up my shoulder pretty good. I was supposed to ram into the hero at a run and knock him over. The actor playing the hero had some training, and it was like ramming my shoulder into a telephone pole. The cameraman had to do about ten takes. Halfway through, I felt a weird "pop." A week later, we shot the scene where the hero has overcome his initial beatdown, gotten all Kung Fuey, and takes out the bad guys (one of whom was me.) I wore a padded motorcycle jacket and got flipped over a banister, and it hurt less than the previous fight that I'd "won."
February 1, 20205 yr On 12/17/2019 at 8:51 AM, 66BUFF said: Do you have expert timing? Based on this thread, the future is more than a little bit frightening...
February 2, 20205 yr Here in San Antonio there's a fair amount of Mexican judo. Judo know if I've got a knife or a gun ese
February 3, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, BurntEyes said: I've rolled with the former (?) US lightweight champion who is actually pretty damn attractive. Back around '96 I went to a few sessions with the UT Judo club in the W side upper gym areas of Memorial Stadium. Got my ass kicked by the former Junior National Champion of the Netherlands. Also, most of the group were into freestyle rock climbing. After class, damn near everyone was into every crack, crease & crevice of that space & it was like an armpit of wold spiders in there.
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