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Week 15 Cowboys v Rams: Wade Delivers the Garrett Death Blow

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So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

Forbath’s first kick as a Cowboy goes OB. Lol

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?
They said Dallas deferred, so... No?
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

They said on telecast they deferred.

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

Heard them saying that too depending on what ref "heard". Please please please be true. Please. 

and the blue unis of death
Yeah. WTF is up with that shit?
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They said they also have the roof closed but doors open. Aren't they really shity when that's the case? Or is it doors closed and roof open? 

I think the NFL should have a rule that if you have a retractable roof it has to be open 100% of time unless it's either raining or snowing. Doesn't matter if its 105 degrees or -5 degrees. This is a gladiator sport, not some pussy ass lazy man sport like baseball. 

Already we've seen special-teams fuck ups and a defensive penalty fuck up. Let's see what the offense can fuck up. 

get the fucking first down.  horrible. deep on 3rd and 3.

7 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:
8 minutes ago, NowThis said:
and the blue unis of death

Yeah. WTF is up with that shit?

Jerrah

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I've always thought a 35 yard sideline throw with a safety on that side was the highest percentage option on 3rd and 3. 

That's awful play design and read by Dak.  It was a 2 deep shell, he should have been looking inside to TE or slot.

LOL!!!!  Dak is an idiot.

ha fucking ha.  just put a fork in these guys.

Dallas defers on the rest of our lives...

Did Dallas just pull a Charlie Strong?

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Cowboys went full charlie coin toss derp.
Hahhaha

fire Garrett now.

Why does college football and the NFL have such stupid rules? Don’t they know that 85% of the players scored 600 on their SAT’s and have CTE brains?

 

Use the magic words or else you’ll kick off both halves!

Holy shit!!! Fucked up the coin toss. 😂😂

Well, at least I can’t say Charlie was the only one I saw screw up a coin toss. 

Decade of Ginger ball.  Fuck you Jerry

Well, at least I can’t say Charlie was the only one I saw screw up a coin toss. 



And they both derped in the same city on the same field.

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?
They said Dallas deferred, so... No?
You were right.

unreal.  we are lucky not to be getting called for offsides/neutral zone.

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Well, at least I can’t say Charlie was the only one I saw screw up a coin toss. 

Happened with Mack at Arkansas in 2004. 

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why does college football and the NFL have such stupid rules? Don’t they know that 85% of the players scored 600 on their SAT’s and have CTE brains?

 

Use the magic words or else you’ll kick off both halves!

If your quarterback can do a Campbell's chunky soup commercial he can manage to walk to the fucking coin toss with a one word vocabulary. That's the only fucking word you have to say. 

Just now, Junior Miller said:

If your quarterback can do a Campbell's chunky soup commercial he can manage to walk to the fucking coin toss with a one word vocabulary. That's the only fucking word you have to say. 

That should be 2m/yr off his contract.  It's amazingly stupid.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why does college football and the NFL have such stupid rules? Don’t they know that 85% of the players scored 600 on their SAT’s and have CTE brains?

 

Use the magic words or else you’ll kick off both halves!

Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle.

Why don’t refs use common fuckin sense in these situations? Who TF wants to kick to start both half’s? These refs are programmed to be fuckin robots

Guess the money is on the Cowboys opening the second half with an onside kick 

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Did Dallas just pull a Charlie Strong?

yep.  to many dumb fuckers talking. you can see it.  just tell your dumbass QB to say Defer if you win it and take the ball if you lose it.  You can see them all pointing like the want to kick it a certain way.  its a Dome who cares.  its possible Dak said defer and then they started to discuss what end to defend.

Can we please fire Garrett now?  and I'm good with offering Dak 20M and let him walk.

2 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

If your quarterback can do a Campbell's chunky soup commercial he can manage to walk to the fucking coin toss with a one word vocabulary. That's the only fucking word you have to say. 

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

It may be stupid and refs maybe should do a better job of explaining things but this is Pop Warner type stuff.  We'd like to defer to 2nd half.  

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

85 Bears disagree with you.

tavon austin is in.  that's not predictable.

thats not on Dak.  these guys suck

Cut Austin already.  He’s not made a play all season.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

tavon austin is in.  that's not predictable.

Agreed.  Run it with Cobb or Gallup..... smh.  We want to get the balls in our web back's hands!!!

Fuck Witten.  Catch that.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

Garrett tries razzle dazzle and Wade just giggles.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Agreed.  Run it with Cobb or Gallup..... smh.  We want to get the balls in our web back's hands!!!

that was probably Garrett's big contribution this week.

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