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Week 15 Cowboys v Rams: Wade Delivers the Garrett Death Blow

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That’s one thing I’ll never understand about Brett Maher, for as long as I live. Kai Forbath has HALF the leg that Maher has, but if you kick it right and you’re an NFL caliber kicker, you should be able to kick a touchback basically every time. I know he fucked up the first kick, but Maher had no excuse for not kicking touchbacks every time.

Well done throwing 3 yds short of a first down.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

ST mistake there Austin.

Not really. Long punt inside 5 you “expect” it to go end zone. Just bad luck or great kick. 

Jarwin is so much more effective than Witten (TD included earlier) than Witten.  He needs to be on the field more.

Where the fuck has this team been the last few weeks? Maybe a byproduct of getting 10 days off?

5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Where the fuck has this team been the last few weeks? Maybe a byproduct of getting 10 days off?

Byproduct of Garrett knowing he's done and just saying what the fuck let's open things up. What they shoulda been doing all along, but he's too much of a pussy. When they're willing to play on the edge they're a better team. I'd bet any amount that every time they've looked like shit it's because Garrett has reigned them in. 

Edited by Mo Horn

That was a man’s drive right there.

Dak pulled a Charlie Strong? FML.

Walt Anderson pulled a Walt Anderson and never admit he was wrong.

Just now, deter said:

Walt Anderson pulled a Walt Anderson and never admit he was wrong.

New York should call him and tell him to fix it..... this will be a huge black eye if Cowboys were to blow this.

52 minutes ago, Royal With Cheese said:

And Garrett just stands there staring off into space.

It looks like when the rank and file realize that their team leaders are fucking idiots it pisses them off and they play a little better.

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EAST!!! SUPER BOWL BOUND!!!

I hate this team. And that whine coin toss debacle is ridiculous. Once again.

Where the fuck was Thai team for the past 5 weeks.

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Well the Cowboys are my second football team to fuck up the coin toss.

Well they didnt

Also this was expected right? When the cowboys are flying high they do stupid shit and don’t show up for weeks. When their back is against the wall or we expect them to look horrible they actually play well.

Garett is gone no matter what. Fix the consistency

Haha, this is great. Just the sort of thing we needed to convince Jerruh that all is well. 

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

I hate this team. And that whine coin toss debacle is ridiculous. Once again.

Where the fuck was Thai team for the past 5 weeks.

They were in Thailand, of course.  

wow... guess the Ram's payment to the league didn't clear this week.

 

What a call...

Where the fuck had this been and that kid just got him self a memory of a lifetime 

Amazing what happens when you take the reins off this team. 

guess who's coming back next year ...lololol ...

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Jerry looks like he’s ready to offer Garrett a new contract.

at halftime 

This team. The one today. Can beat anyone they play.

 

Too bad we probably won’t see it again. Or we’ll see it next week to seal the East. Then it’ll go away again.

 

Just now, Drew said:

It we’ll see it next week to seal the East. Then it’ll go away again.

At best

So who gets the ball in the second half (late to the show) sry

Keep playing like the first half the rest of season plz

1 minute ago, Halohal said:

So who gets the ball in the second half (late to the show) sry

We will see if NY fixes the coin toss fuckup at halftime. If they let things stand the rams will. 

walt's make up for the coin flip.  even though it was the correct call, its easy to avoid calling it.  my guess is he knows there is auido of dak saying defer.  Cowboys win and no one cares.

one guy is supposed talk during the flip. 

they had an out because too many guys saying "kick", "kick that way", "defense".  EVERYTHING but "Defer" or "we want the ball" until Dak finally says defer.

Run the ball in second half.  Zeke is hitting on all cylinders.

33 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Not really. Long punt inside 5 you “expect” it to go end zone. Just bad luck or great kick. 

This problem is not unique to Austin.  It has happened way too many times this season.

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

walt's make up for the coin flip.  even though it was the correct call, its easy to avoid calling it.  my guess is he knows there is auido of dak saying defer.  Cowboys win and no one cares.

one guy is supposed talk during the flip. 

they had an out because too many guys saying "kick", "kick that way", "defense".  EVERYTHING but "Defer" or "we want the ball" until Dak finally says defer.

I will say this. It’s pretty absurd that it would even be an option to kick both halves based on your wording after winning the coin toss. In what scenario would anyone ever want to kick both halves lol?

 

Dont get me wrong, you learn this shit the moment you’re named a captain in middle school and high school football, but still? Why would that even be an option?

Edited by youdunnf'dup

Nevermind

Edited by Deej

Wow.

They got it right.

Shocker...

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I think Bradshaw had a stroke

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