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Week 15 Cowboys v Rams: Wade Delivers the Garrett Death Blow

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

WTF is Bennett problem?!? That’s what, 3 on him today?

1. He aggy. 
2. Anybody wonder why Belichek cut him. 
3. He lost contain at least 3 times on Goff. 
4. Like most loud mouths he is only in it for himself. 

I thought Dak was 2-2 in the playoffs? Didn't he beat Detroit his rookie year? Was that not a playoff game? Am I losing my mind, or is Joe Buck a dumbfuck?

Cooper Rush in the game. Futureman furiously jerking off to this sight.

womp womp

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

I thought Dak was 2-2 in the playoffs? Didn't he beat Detroit his rookie year? Was that not a playoff game? Am I losing my mind, or is Joe Buck a dumbfuck?

Nope. He's 1-2. Rookie year he lost to Green Bay in the divisional round. Romo beat Detroit in 2014.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Nope. He's 1-2. Rookie year he lost to Green Bay in the divisional round. Romo beat Detroit in 2014.

That Detroit game was that long ago? Geez. Fuck me. LoL

Fucking idiot Bennett.
Haha, they showed that dumbass aggy after the rams scored.
10 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

It's because Jerruh tried to be the Steinbrenner of the NFL and the rules changed. He's football clueless, a tard with a large checkbook.

You coulda stopped there.

Next week, we score 3 points.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He did it again.

Just wait until he misses a crucial XP

That was an awesome dogpile on Goff there. Someone should GIF that.

He shouldn't have been out there at this point, anyway.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Goff got lit the fuck up

Playing $134 million dollar contract player with $110 guaranteed in blow out game.  Shrewd

Just now, Horn80 said:

Playing $134 million dollar contract player with $110 guaranteed in blow out game.  Shrewd

No way, dude. McVay is drawing up a 30-point play.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

No way, dude. McVay is drawing up a 30-point play.

LA math no doubt

McVay must be red-assed. Only thing that explains why he's so intent on scoring meaningless points. And it might cost him a player or two.

49ers back to the 5 seed. If we do make the playoffs, I’d much rather get matched up with the Seahawks. The 49ers are the best team in the NFC 

I’ve been a Dallas fan long enough to know with the division on the line and a win and your in scenario we find a way to shit all over ourselves 

Not the result I wanted but that was a thorough ass whooping. 

Never underestimate an NFC East game. Weird shit happens.

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50 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

I'll certainly give the Cowboys credit for today. They played well.

What I won't do is jump on the train about how talented they are and they've finally broken out in time for the playoffs. Until demonstrated otherwise in the actual playoffs, they're just an inconsistent team that has good days and bad days.

I think games like today show exactly that this team has a lot more talent than 7-7 with this easy ass schedule. They are capable of playing like this but are so inconsistent they oftentimes don't perform to their talent level. The way I've always believed it's that if one or two players aren't performing to their talents level then it's the players. If most of entire teams aren't performing to their talent level consistently then it's on the coaching. 

The coaches only real job is to take a collection of individuals and get them to play collectively up to their talent level as consistently as possible. 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Due or die road division games with a playoff spot on the line scare longtime Cowboys fans like me death.

Good thing Philly is ass my dude. 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Due or die road division games with a playoff spot on the line scare longtime Cowboys fans like me death.

Due or die, bro!

10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Due or die road division games with a playoff spot on the line scare longtime Cowboys fans like me death.

Phil Hartman idk GIF

So, is McVay not a genius any more?

Edited by DougO

Playing $134 million dollar contract player with $110 guaranteed in blow out game.  Shrewd
Channeling his inner herman vs baylor?

Does Michael Bennett need glasses?  He lines up offside more often than not. Do we not tell him to pay attention?  Does he think that extra half foot is detrimental to him?

 

6 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He lined up offsides at least one other time that didn’t get called. He’s retarded and not good enough to keep hurting us. Get him out of there. 

8 times so far this season....ridiculous 

That's awful play design and read by Dak.  It was a 2 deep shell, he should have been looking inside to TE or slot.
LOL!!!!  Dak is an idiot.

....

Wentz could find better receivers on Surly than what he'll be throwing to, Dallas kicks the Eagles ass. 

Cowboy kicker reminds me of that guy in The Replacements.
He's wiry?

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1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Good thing Philly is ass my dude. 

You're right they are terrible. We should win convincingly 

2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That Detroit game was that long ago? Geez. Fuck me. LoL

Dak did beat Detroit in a blowout in one of the last few regular season games in his rookie year. Maybe you are thinking of that one.

Naw, I was just wrong. My mind jumbled the seasons. Too many years and too many beers, I guess.

13 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Pretty sure Cowboys would've been OK with Pollard at RB this yr with little drop off if Zek held out. What a waste of $. 

Eh. So many players have great games in this league and then are never heard from again. Who knows what Pollard would look like in a feature role.

I do believe Pollard would work if we went to a pass happy offense, which is what we should. The league is a passing league now. No team really relies heavily on any one RB like we do. In theory, yes, Zeke being paid that much money is a waste but with the way we run our offense, it did make sense.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dak did beat Detroit in a blowout in one of the last few regular season games in his rookie year. Maybe you are thinking of that one.

Dak owns the Lions.  3-0 with 8:0, TD:INT ratio.  Rating is over 125.  But yea, that Lions playoff game was Romo.

 

20 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Pretty sure Cowboys would've been OK with Pollard at RB this yr with little drop off if Zek held out. What a waste of $. 

 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Eh. So many players have great games in this league and then are never heard from again. Who knows what Pollard would look like in a feature role.

I do believe Pollard would work if we went to a pass happy offense, which is what we should. The league is a passing league now. No team really relies heavily on any one RB like we do. In theory, yes, Zeke being paid that much money is a waste but with the way we run our offense, it did make sense.

It’s tough, because I’m like 99% sure Zeke would’ve ultimately caved if we kept playing the game of chicken that we were playing. Probably after one or two games. And we win those games with or without zeke. But I don’t see any scenario where Pollard is able to carry the full workload. This team clearly needs Zeke to play like he’s always played. But it is nice to have a home run hitting change of pace back. This team desperately needed that, but we haven’t used him the right way all year.

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14 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

....... But it is nice to have a home run hitting change of pace back. This team desperately needed that, but we haven’t used him the right way all year.

The main reason is we haven't run consistently with Zeke. The change of pace back doesn't work if they aren't getting pounded with the big fatty. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does Michael Bennett need glasses?  He lines up offside more often than not. Do we not tell him to pay attention?  Does he think that extra half foot is detrimental to him?

 

aggy don't lie, cheat or steal

4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Good thing Philly is ass my dude. 

won't matter next week.  Wentz will turn into Joe Montana

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