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Despite popular demand, it's back.

http://fantasy.espn.com/college-bowl-mania/2019/en/group?ex_cid=bowlmania2019_email&groupID=213038&groupp=aG9va2Vt&inviteuser=ezhEMjQ3NjNDLTVCRDMtNEQwQi04Mzc0LTdBMTJDOEQyQzk1Qn0%3D&invitesource=email

Group: Surly Horns
Password: hookem

You can join for free or $25.

Paypal sent me a nasty email when I was collecting for the score picking contest so I'd like to balance the payments with ones from cash app or venmo. So pm me how you'd like to pay and I'll get you directions. I'd prefer cash app and venmo. I can pay winnings through any of them.

If you are paying please make your team name $25 <username>, i.e. my team name is  "$25 blacklab"

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m just going to light $25 on fire and post the pic here

I'm in but given my history, I should do what I quoted.

On 12/15/2019 at 10:33 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m just going to light $25 on fire and post the pic here

 

But then I can't stick it in a g-string at the local titter.

So Bob gets another no interest loan.  Smart.

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actually, it's more ponzi schemish as I'm going to take this money to payoff the UT score contest.

march madness will pay this off

but sometime in June or july I'll have to take out a payday loan  to pay march madness off

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

actually, it's more ponzi schemish as I'm going to take this money to payoff the UT score contest.

march madness will pay this off

but sometime in June or july I'll have to take out a payday loan  to pay march madness off

Jokes on you. The payday loan industry is going to get slayed. 
 

/No CR

Is have one also if any of you degenerates want to get in another. $20 Winner take all. You can just delete this post @blacklab if this isn’t ok with you  

 

 

actually, it's more ponzi schemish as I'm going to take this money to payoff the UT score contest.
march madness will pay this off
but sometime in June or july I'll have to take out a payday loan  to pay march madness off

Speaking of which I think i should get paid for the week where I tied for first. Had my picks in from almost the first day the thread was created.

Well in that case, I demand my share for holding a tie for the highest score right now

On 12/16/2019 at 7:36 PM, blacklab said:

depends how many get in. if more than 20 then we'll do a 50%/30%/20% for 1/2/3

Looks like 22 are in so far. 

Joined, and sent the clams, the dough, the cabbage. 

Games start tomorrow. Y'all get your money in and build this pot that I am .... probably not going to win.

In. You're all welcome. Except for that byu cunt. Fuck him. If my money goes to him I'm paying in lira. 

21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Ha ha suckers, I'm in first place in the entire country

Yeah but you married a stripper.....so......

32 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Well, first game went well for everyone, except @closetojumping

Oh fuck. I rushed picks while following my wife around shopping in Manhattan today for a few pick ems at the last minute. This could be ugly. Did I have Charlotte rated high? I think they may be the only team I didn’t see a snap of all year. No clue what I was thinking. 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Oh fuck. I rushed picks while following my wife around shopping in Manhattan today for a few pick ems at the last minute. This could be ugly. Did I have Charlotte rated high? I think they may be the only team I didn’t see a snap of all year. No clue what I was thinking. 

Well...uh 29 points...

I did that last year. Did really good for the first two weeks, then I had some random game when I picked a 3 TD underdog on accident....

Doomlet is four years old, so this isn't likely to be the last perplexing pick out of him. He's won my weekly NFL Pick 'Em twice so far this season, and I eventually talked him out of picking #16 seed UMBC from upsetting #1 UVA last year, so I pretty much just stay out of his way and let him pick whatever he wants... 

 

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11-7 thx pokes and wazzu... I dont move the points though so just now getting to the 20+ matchups

4 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

11-7 thx pokes and wazzu... I dont move the points though so just now getting to the 20+ matchups

Good thing you aren’t playing for money. I’ll just leave it at that. 

Good thing you aren’t playing for money. I’ll just leave it at that. 
Yeah, but its not over yet lol....when i checked before games yesterday top guy had 5 misses like me...13-5 would be better if pokes and cougs didnt blow it
15 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:
20 minutes ago, Irieguy said:
Good thing you aren’t playing for money. I’ll just leave it at that. 

Yeah, but its not over yet lol....when i checked before games yesterday top guy had 5 misses like me...13-5 would be better if pokes and cougs didnt blow it

Your record at this point in the game is a distant third in level of importance.  Points scored and points remaining are king. The teams at the top now are underdogs to stay there. But good luck. 

Edited by Irieguy

Didnt look at that but i have every game left over 19pts....but yeah need to only miss very little rest of the way

And yet, even if you pick every game remaining correctly, you get nothing cuz you're not playing for money.

 

And I'm curious, do people who don't change the confidence numbers at all do so intentionally, or just forget?

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