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If you send Christmas cards full of that micro glitter shit, fuck you!

(get off my lawn)

Do people do that?  I would send them back a steaming pile of shit if they did.

Daughter came home from some girl scout shit the other day with a Christmas sweater she had decorated, with, yep, glitter. Fucking glitter. On a sweater. Which she promptly dropped onto the couch the minute she walked in the door.

 

On the plus side, if I come home with glitter on me, I can saw its from the couch.

 

21 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Glitter dust is the fucking worst

Avatar checks out. 

Good case for justifiable homicide.

On 12/16/2019 at 9:50 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

On the plus side, if I come home with glitter on me, I can saw its from the couch.

It's one of the unsung benefits of having daughters. Nobody ever questions why you're covered in glitter, smell like cheap perfume, or have random lipstick colors on you.

On 12/16/2019 at 5:42 PM, Sbbruin said:

Do people do that?  I would send them back a steaming pile of shit if they did.

steaming, you say? now that's some next level shit.

So, you wouldn't go to the trouble to make it steaming if you sent it to someone?

That's some cold shit.

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