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Be a good time to ask, are we wearing Storm Trooper Whites or home burnt orange?  I have no idea what the Alamo Bowl policy is.  Shoes are cool but kinda "We want to be Oregon" vibe to them.  But KD is KD and a walking god at UT so I'm cool with it if he is.  

Just now, Bevo VIII said:

KD’s logo is dog shit

The decision to tie yourself to a single athlete (rather than a brand) is dog shit.

 

*Jordan isn't a single athlete - its a brand - but i wouldn't have wanted the jumpman on our football jerseys anyways.

A disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament,, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

(in before classics)

They can arm tackle on defense and throw sideways passes On offense in those as well as any shoes I suppose. 

Complain all you want about LHN, but it's this kind of nonsense that makes us "we're Texas" while also gobbling giant cock.

 

Also, wtf is the deal with roundball players having gear for football.  The baseball team doesn't have kd spikes and shit.

Also, is that Blake Griffin on the OU unis?  Wtf is that?

Wtf is this shit?

What we need are KD backpacks. That way Mensa can act like a douche the whole game. 

What a clusterfuck.

Fuck that shoe

KD to OC, i mean he's not playing these days.

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that he twice mentions (in a very short clip) how much involvement and back-and-forth he had with Nike and the shoe design?  
 

Exactly what we want our head coach in the throes of hiring an entire new staff and prepping to take on a Top 10 team...a fucking Pinterest project.  

If we had a half-ass decent staff, or even had half of staff roles filled, I'd be the first to say, "Yeah, he's got 30 minutes a day for a couple weeks to deal with this kinda stuff...the players will love it."  But we don't, he doesn't, and I don't give a shit about your glorified multi-million dollar Etsy project, Coach Herman.  Get to fucking work.  Now.  

You think Utah is having a shoe-design competition?  No they're doing shit like tackling people wearing shoes.  

8 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Fuck that.. KD’s shoe needs to be black with the home unis.

Yep. IMHO they should always wear black with the home unis.

Our lads will look gorgeous scoring garbage time TDs after the Utes pull their starters.

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that he twice mentions (in a very short clip) how much involvement and back-and-forth he had with Nike and the shoe design?  
 

Exactly what we want our head coach in the throes of hiring an entire new staff and prepping to take on a Top 10 team...a fucking Pinterest project.  

If we had a half-ass decent staff, or even had half of staff roles filled, I'd be the first to say, "Yeah, he's got 30 minutes a day for a couple weeks to deal with this kinda stuff...the players will love it."  But we don't, he doesn't, and I don't give a shit about your glorified multi-million dollar Etsy project, Coach Herman.  Get to fucking work.  Now.  

You think Utah is having a shoe-design competition?  No they're doing shit like tackling people wearing shoes.  

My thoughts exactly.  What do you think he spent more time on, hiring coaches or designing shoes?

31 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Slippery slope.  Pretty soon we're wearing fuschia jersey's with lavender pants.

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So the K.D. stands for Kevin Dufrane? 

Yeah, they don't bother me.  Although think they would look much better if we were wearing road whites.

I think that metallic burnt orange sheen, as it alternates horizontally across the shoe, is gonna look markedly different under the dome lights than does our jersey and other burnt orange uniform accessories.  The kids like them, they're cool, I get it.  But thanks to that video and the excitement of the team, I can now prove objectively to del Conte that our team was more excited for our new shoes than for our new OC.  

Edited by Lobo

Herman should call it a day with the hairline.   Don't get me wrong - it's entertaining as you never know what you're going to see. 

But maybe best to be done with that whole thing and set up an appointment with Witten's barber. 

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think that metallic burnt orange sheen, as it alternates horizontally across the shoe, is gonna look markedly different under the dome lights than does our jersey and other burnt orange uniform accessories.  The kids like them, they're cool, I get it.  But thanks to that video and the excitement of the team, I can now prove subjectively to del Conte that our team was more excited for our new shoes than for our new OC.  

We have a new OC?

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is what it has come too.  Orange shoes.  
 

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Herman is the Minister of Schtick so there's more in store, don't worry. 

1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:

KD’s logo is dog shit

It sucks 

Edited by tx 3 putt

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

 

That's pretty cool, for the players.

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I’d like to see them wear the whites, home and away. Such a great look. 

Fuck yes - EARN the right to wear Burnt Orange.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Complain all you want about LHN, but it's this kind of nonsense that makes us "we're Texas" while also gobbling giant cock.

 

Also, wtf is the deal with roundball players having gear for football.  The baseball team doesn't have kd spikes and shit.

Also, is that Blake Griffin on the OU unis?  Wtf is that?

Wtf is this shit?

Not yet.

 

I remember the special shoes for the Miami Cotton Bowl.  That worked out just great.

LMAO that any of you care about this shit.  It's a shoe.  The guys like them.  Move on.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO that any of you care about this shit.  It's a shoe.  The guys like them.  Move on.

This.  They're kinda cool and something a 19-20 year old football probably loves.  No big deal.

 

We’re talking about shoes? Our football team is playing like garbage and we’re talking about shoes.

41 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO that any of you care about this shit.  It's a shoe.  The guys like them.  Move on.

Calmer than you are.

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

We’re talking about shoes? Our football team is playing like garbage and we’re talking about shoes.

AI, that you?

Tome Herman- "For the first time in 120 years of Texas Football I decided to fuck up more shit by letting you wear these gay ass KD shoes"

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Slippery slope.  Pretty soon we're wearing fuschia jersey's with lavender pants.

Fuchsia jersey's what?

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Jesus Christ. This is why we are 7-5. Focus isn’t where it needs be. At all. 

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I don't really give a shit but for the love of fuck that's one ugly shoe

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