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20 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Slippery slope.  Pretty soon we're wearing fuschia jersey's with lavender pants.

Listen to this man, he knows what he is talking about. 
This post is from a Spartan fan who grew up on Green & White, but after embracing Nike there has been silver, bronze, and most recently neon green. Schools will sell their very soul and identity for a fist full of dollars.

12 hours ago, Tailgate said:

I was at that disaster. Cold and miserable day.

I remember Stan, his last name escapes me saying "we're Texas, we're not going to be intimidated by the canes"! So glad I didn't go to that game.

Do the players get to keep these hopefully once worn shoes?

goddamn if they have to wear some goddamn basketball player's fucking shoe it better fucking be the shoe of Ovie Dotson. KD could only hope to have the number of pro wins that Ovie has.

OOOOVVIIIEEEE!!!

I hate everything about our program right now, might as well have shitty shoes, too. 
everything? wat?

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What a bunch of pussies, "oh no, we're going to become Oregon now". Really?  It's a fuckin shoe.  Our program is turning into a dumpster fire and ya'll are over here complaining about what color cleats we're wearing

29 minutes ago, justinjc7 said:

What a bunch of pussies, "oh no, we're going to become Oregon now". Really?  It's a fuckin shoe.  Our program is turning into a dumpster fire and ya'll are over here complaining about what color cleats we're wearing

um, how long you been a texas fan?

2 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I remember Stan, his last name escapes me saying "we're Texas, we're not going to be intimidated by the canes"! So glad I didn't go to that game.

Do the players get to keep these hopefully once worn shoes?

Thomas  Stan Thomas.

On 12/18/2019 at 7:31 AM, NTVTXN said:

Good morning all & Happy Holidays- 

I have a question for the board. And please forgive me if this has been asked.
 

How many of you would be OK with Texas going the way of “Oregon”,  in the way of uni’s, if it meant playing in the CCG and challenging for a spot in the CFP for the next decade? 

Or maybe not that far, maybe say, ou or tOSU with an occasional alternate jersey/pant mix.  

I’m 51yrs old- I like Classic. I like originals.  I get it- The University’s colors are BURNT orange & white.  

But, I’d do it in a heartbeat.  <fake Chris Rock> “I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand “
 

"Compete"? Fuck that.  I want 5 CCs and at least 2 NCs in a decade if I gotta suffer that shit. 

On 12/18/2019 at 7:19 AM, Lat22 said:

Has Chris Samuels gotten up yet? My toes are still frozen from that day. Leather soled Justin Ropers were a bad choice that morning. 

Might of been a little better had that leaking pipe not been right above us.

Jesus, that was the most miserable experience of my life.

This entire program has the "Everybody gets a trophy" stench wafting up and down the halls.

Been that way for a long, long time.

The TH iteration is just taking it's turn carrying that piss bucket forward.

I am glad that so much care and thoughtfulness went into the shoe as well as the reveal of the shoe. I can tell we are on the right track and expect there will be an equally impressive sock. Jockstraps ,cups , and pads get less attention generally, but I bet with this coaching staff they will regain their former prominence.

things are looking up.

I imagine all the 10 year olds and grandmas ethically assembling those shoes in the Chinese Prison Shoe Factory Education Camp are  asking themselves exactly WTF is happening over here.

Bottomline, the shoes should have been distributed before lsu. The timing of this shit is the problem. TH is trying to mask the aroma of his shitty management of the team.

Our pussies are sore from the beaten down season.

Do these shoes have PF Flyer qualities to them?  I mean, will we run faster and jump higher?

Maybe. Maybe not. 

Seems this team and coaching staff needs to focus on becoming a better and more consistent football team.   Shoe reveals and fashion statements are a distraction.  This team doesn’t need distractions.  This team needs focus. 

Bill?

 

Focusness is lacking, but thats only one issue

 

Is this the thread where grown men in cargo shorts talk about how they don't like the shoes the players are wearing?

32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Is this the thread where grown men in cargo shorts talk about how they don't like the shoes the players are wearing?

Yes, I believe this is the correct aisle for that sir 

23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Is this the thread where grown men in cargo shorts talk about how they don't like the shoes the players are wearing?

MatureDefensiveIslandwhistler-size_restr

You guys and your need for outrage. It's amusing. 

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the shoes look more copper toned than burnt orange tbh. it's gonna look weird.

Just now, Goo Punch said:

the shoes look more copper toned than burnt orange tbh. it's gonna look weird.

Just like South Austin's Mom's rectum.

2 hours ago, Let 'Em Hang said:

Do these shoes have PF Flyer qualities to them?  I mean, will we run faster and jump higher?

I'm sure you meant .....Will it help us with tackling,... Will we tackle better?

52 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Just like South Austin's Mom's rectum.

That would explain the new of crayons she bought Him for Christmas.  But crayola is really taking liberties with their new color naming system.  Like purple is now periwinkle dusk,  Brown is autumnal splendor, and tan is Anal Bleach.  

I mean, listen, we're talkin' about shoes, not a game, we talkin' about shoes, not a game.  Not a game that our guys go out there and get outplayed because of bad scheme and coaching. Not a game, but we're talking about shoes, man. I mean, how silly is that?

the shoes look more copper toned than burnt orange tbh. it's gonna look weird.


I assume we’re wearing the stormtrooper white uniforms. A little color on the shoes could be cool.


I assume we’re wearing the stormtrooper white uniforms. A little color on the shoes could be cool.
Nope we the home team.
20 hours ago, MoJames said:

Just like South Austin's Mom's rectum.

Obligatory “Rectum? Damn, near killed’em”

Is Herman wearing a Matt Rhule smock in that video?  If so, fire his ass immediately!

On 12/17/2019 at 12:39 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Also, wtf is the deal with roundball players having gear for football.  The baseball team doesn't have kd spikes and shit.

thats-racist.gif&f=1&nofb=1

Back when we used to win national championships, our players were shoeless. If playing football without shoes was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for our team. 

Back when we used to win national championships, our players were shoeless. If playing football without shoes was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for our team. 

Are you an aggy?

Kevin Durants??? KDs are for closers.

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Give these guys the Kevin Malones.

On 12/18/2019 at 10:30 AM, MrPhlegm said:

goddamn if they have to wear some goddamn basketball player's fucking shoe it better fucking be the shoe of Ovie Dotson. KD could only hope to have the number of pro wins that Ovie has.

OOOOVVIIIEEEE!!!

Wasn’t Ovie Dotson a Globetrotter for awhile?

Is Herman wearing a Matt Rhule smock in that video?  If so, fire his ass immediately!
What if it helps him channel his inner Rhule?

Just sayin..

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